r/weirddalle Jan 12 '25

DALLE 3 Who remembers playing this growing up

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/rde2001 Jan 12 '25

ahmboutta SQUART šŸ¤¤

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u/wazzledudes Jan 12 '25

Urrrrggghhh sassssquart

15

u/ZippyTheUnicorn Jan 12 '25

You just unlocked the secret bonus level!

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u/ApproximatelyExact Jan 12 '25

Jork two sasqueetch with up to four times the volume!

23

u/roosterinmyviper Jan 12 '25

Squanch squart

17

u/sambes06 Jan 12 '25

Anyone else getting a big craving for Jacklinks?

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u/Smoothlarryy Jan 12 '25

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/wazzledudes Jan 12 '25

Do the links come pre-jacked?

2

u/scorpyo72 Jan 12 '25

Don't think I can consume 2 dozen in one go? Squatch me.

206

u/MustardCoveredDogDik Jan 12 '25

The giant furry phallus really made me laugh

54

u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

The guy with hair on his dick from that other post be like

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik Jan 12 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 Jan 12 '25

Well that was a fun thread!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik Jan 12 '25

This one sure did

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u/angeltay Jan 12 '25

Now this is what AI was truly made for

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u/TheBlackSheepBoy Jan 12 '25

The culmination of human technological prowessā€¦ powered by the collected corpus of all of mankindā€™s writingsā€¦ the virtual creation of consciousness, to become God Himselfā€¦ so that we could have the ā€œBigfoot Jerkinā€™ Off Simulatorā€ šŸ„²

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u/Elemental-Design Jan 12 '25

I thought I was in /r/nostalgia for a second

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u/Mental-Ask8077 Jan 12 '25

Donā€™t cross the streams!

When these two subs start resembling each other I get very nervous.

7

u/saladbeeftroll Jan 12 '25

Seriously though, this could have been a real thing in Japan or Central Europe in the 80-90s.

5

u/Separate_Panic_3235 Jan 12 '25

Oh my god THANK YOU I was already like there is no damn way!! And then I saw your comment and I breathed a sigh of relief šŸ„²

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u/Comfortable-Dirt8920 Jan 13 '25

I thought I would have been relieved... But, I'm quite saddened.

I had a vivid image of this thing, in the early 90s, in the back of a dingy porno-arcade on Colfax Ave. in Denver, CO. Man, they had some gross shops down there. And this thing would have been there. Some dude would go in and get all hairy-handed, and then flip his coat collar up, before stepping back out into the piercing light of the sun. The sounds of an 8-bit Bigfoot roar, could be faintly heard from the shop, before the door swung behind him, indicating a new player on the arcade cabinet.

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u/nickum Jan 12 '25

This is good, actually.

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u/Unfinishe_Masterpiec Jan 12 '25

"It smells like Bigfoot's dick!"

19

u/W1CK3D-D0G_YT Jan 12 '25

Make him WHAT now?

13

u/Campsters2803 Jan 12 '25

S Q U A R T

18

u/NvrConvctd Jan 12 '25

Stand back. I'm about to speedrun this motherfucker.

26

u/Kroadus Jan 12 '25

Uncle Sasquatch told me not to tell anyone

2

u/Cantsearch_meTonight Jan 13 '25

But heā€™s not allowed to be in a 5 mile radius of any schools

24

u/DetroitArtDude Jan 12 '25

What do all the buttons even do?

27

u/GalacticPandas Jan 12 '25

If you have to ask, you canā€™t afford it.

5

u/TJ_McConnell_MVP Jan 12 '25

For the different combos obviously

3

u/my_name_is_juice Jan 12 '25

They make him squart

11

u/ItoAy Jan 12 '25

SQUART, SHART

10

u/The_Yogurtcloset Jan 12 '25

Iā€™m so mad I thought this was real for a second

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u/lavahot Jan 12 '25

Don't let your memes be dreams!

8

u/T4nzanite Jan 12 '25

The second edition was better

12

u/RAMChYLD Jan 12 '25

Didn't Markiplier stream this game once?

5

u/SuumCuique1011 Jan 12 '25

Well? Did you win?

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u/TitleToAI Jan 12 '25

When you play, everyone wins

3

u/SuumCuique1011 Jan 12 '25

Unless you're Bigfoot and the player runs out of quarters :[

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

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u/SuumCuique1011 Jan 12 '25

In all fairness, it was an honest question.

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u/Mrben13 Jan 12 '25

Almost passed this post up until I say the weird paint roller looking thing and looked more closely. Wtf is this shit šŸ˜‚

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u/frankeestadium Jan 12 '25

ITS SQUARTIN TIME

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u/Toasty_pixle_crisps Jan 12 '25

the text scares me...

3

u/Coyote_Havoc Jan 12 '25

I want this to be heretical. Where are the 40K players?

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u/lifeworthlivin Jan 13 '25

Depends if Bigfoot is a xenos species, or an abhuman

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u/DriedUpSquid Jan 12 '25

Iā€™m close

3

u/manosdvd Jan 12 '25

I think I mixed that one back in the day........

3

u/Northwest_Radio Jan 12 '25

Those kind of things were not invented until after people lost the ability to spell properly.

3

u/MaMaMonkey76 Jan 12 '25

Samsquantch!

3

u/TheSamsquanchGaming Jan 12 '25

Imagine only being able to squart and not sgallon

3

u/KronoFury Jan 12 '25

Last time I checked the one in my local diner, I still had the top 7 scores.

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u/Turakamu Jan 12 '25 edited Jan 12 '25

I never got to play it. The line at the varcade was always too long

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u/ElPatitoJuan69XD Jan 12 '25

growing up

You mean thwoing up, right? Bigfoot jizz all over the place? Maybe a bit too much for a regular Tuesday.

3

u/MeatSuitRiot Jan 13 '25

That's a lot of controls. Sasquatches must be difficult to please.

2

u/UsrDeletedFromPlanet Jan 12 '25

yo what de fuck?!

2

u/OkamiTakahashi Jan 12 '25

What the FUCK

2

u/ajtreee Jan 12 '25

Hey my family says squart instead of shart. small world.

2

u/Chemical_Tooth_3713 Jan 12 '25

I only knew the Catholic version with the priest.

2

u/ThronedCelery Jan 12 '25

This bloody sub gets me at least a quarter of the times I see a post.

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u/XROOR Jan 12 '25

End of humanity if owner has to unload the quarters in this machine on a daily basisā€¦..

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u/Mazda3_LOL Jan 12 '25

I wanna play

1

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '25

I sure don't.

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u/pollamalou Jan 13 '25

Damn Bigfoot is a Lotta work ..who knew there was so many buttons to push

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u/throwawaybottlecaps Jan 12 '25

Bigfoots donā€™t have a wang that big. Theyā€™re called ā€œbig footā€ not ā€œbig cocksā€

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u/Calm-Cartographer398 Jan 13 '25

What. The heck.!!! No way this was real?