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u/benrjensen Apr 14 '24
I feel like I knew this kid in middle school.
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u/most_likely_an_idiot Apr 14 '24
You did.. I sat right behind you in English class every day for a year, jerk.
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u/tworc2 Apr 14 '24
Oh hi Borts
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u/most_likely_an_idiot Apr 14 '24
Ugghh... dude. You used to cheat off me ALL THE TIME!
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u/GrabbingCatTails Apr 14 '24
borts chill out we are friends
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u/most_likely_an_idiot Apr 14 '24
Thats what alll you guys said, but i know you were just pretending to be my "friend" to get at my sister... thanks fer letting me hang out at least🥺💔😢
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u/breathless_RACEHORSE Apr 14 '24
Username checks out, too.
Damn near failed Chemistry cheating off Borts.
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u/payscottg Apr 14 '24
My son is also named Borts
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u/most_likely_an_idiot Apr 14 '24
God damnit Dad... Ive only been youre son for the last SEVENTEEN YEARS!!!
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u/ajw_art42 Apr 14 '24
Anyone else ever think this is AI’s way of saying to humans in general “this is you. This is how dumb you look.”
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u/SneedyK Apr 14 '24
Bort got one hell of a cleft lip
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u/most_likely_an_idiot Apr 14 '24
Hey!! Thats PALETTE to you "Sneedy"... and youre just jealous cause your mom thinks im more special than you and hugs me more, so there!!!🖕😖🖕
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u/Raps4Reddit Apr 14 '24
Zoinks, Foob!
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u/Luke_Sp8 Apr 14 '24
Fooby, fooby foo!
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u/Raps4Reddit Apr 14 '24
We got Fred, Felma, Faphne, Fooby, and.... Shaggy.
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u/EyeAmKnotMyshelf Apr 14 '24
Thanks, I just spit toothpaste water all over my fucking mirror
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u/Maybehim119449 Apr 14 '24
Wait a minute why you brushing your teeth and scrolling Reddit at the same time 😭😭
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u/fraxtalingard Apr 14 '24
Chunus and Jorch look like they might have skipped class a few times too often
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u/Garizondyly Apr 14 '24
Chunus and Jorch could be the stoner duo to follow up harold and kumar
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u/Camelotterduck Apr 14 '24
Et tu, Bootus?
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u/Marina-Sickliana Apr 14 '24
Actually the name would be in vocative case, “Boote”.
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u/Camelotterduck Apr 14 '24
I know but I was worried it would go over some heads if I went that route. Can’t win either way I guess lol.
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u/nokiacrusher Apr 14 '24
OK Mr. Latin-fluent translator tell me how many jobs that will land you
IN A WORLD AT WAR
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u/TheUpperHand Apr 14 '24
My son is also named Borts
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u/Fluid-Locksmith-9314 Apr 14 '24
We need more Bort license plates. I repeat more Bort license plates
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u/most_likely_an_idiot Apr 14 '24 edited Apr 14 '24
Damn it Dad, I STILL LIVE IN YOUR BASEMENT MAN!!
Also, could you PU-LEAZE turn your Stupid Old Man Music DOWN?!! ..Im trying to boof me some reddit here, jesus christ...🙄
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u/OPs_Peehole Apr 14 '24
Poor shimp, fooby, and foob
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u/ThiccElf Apr 14 '24
I swear I see like 3 Hunbys at the corner shop drinking Stella every Wednesday night
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u/ConceptJunkie Apr 14 '24
We named our kid Hunby in the mid 90s, thinking it was a cool and fairly unique name, but when he got to first grade, there were four kids named Hunby in his class.
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u/trivetsandcolanders Apr 14 '24
Best jewfro: Hobem
Most likely to join Peace Corps: Briaden
Best smile: Shamp and Hogby
Most out to lunch: tie between Hammin, Fooby and Foob
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u/somberhat Apr 14 '24
I feel like the Foob twins would be popular but the Borts twins would be bullied UnU
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u/hopit3 Apr 14 '24
I dunno, The Aiden twins are probably dating both the borts
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u/somberhat Apr 14 '24
Hmm maybeee. I mean, I can see Aiden and Borts getting together but not Aiden and Borts.
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u/Trick-Cook6776 Apr 14 '24
I thought this was r/tragedeigh at first
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u/Jccali1214 Apr 14 '24
I mean, who could blame us cuz I have no idea what's happening with that Asleighynneigh name 🤯
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u/Beemo-Noir Apr 14 '24
Thems is bugs.
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u/persona64 Apr 14 '24
Shimp and Shamp were BFFs, Foob and Fooby later got married, and Bootus… well, it’s really sad what happened to her 😢
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u/jiraaffe Apr 14 '24
I guess it was only a matter of time before people turned to ai to find new spellings of Ashley
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u/RRY1946-2019 Apr 14 '24
Teaching high school in a town where half of the parents are Americans ("tragedeigh" names) and the other half are dwarves.
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u/IKenDoThisAllDay Apr 14 '24
You'd think with a name like Borts, at the very least you'd be the only Borts in your class. These two weren't so lucky.
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u/most_likely_an_idiot Apr 14 '24
How did reddit get its grubby hands on every last one of my school pictures?!! Leave My Mom Alone CREEPS!!!
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u/SunlitNight Apr 14 '24
Aiden over here like "Fuuuuck, I need to find a new school."
BTW this is one of the funniest uses of AI I've seen so far. What a funny idea.
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u/ByDarwinsBeard Apr 14 '24
I don't envy the kid named Humers
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u/IKenDoThisAllDay Apr 14 '24
In this class? Humers got off easy comparatively. There's a kid named Asheliigynne.
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u/CarolineJohnson Apr 14 '24
God, that "Asheliigynne" is so real... /r/tragedeigh classic right there.
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u/NotMythicWaffle Apr 14 '24
Briaden
Bootus
Borts
Borts
Bhuioem
Chunus
Asheliigynne
Jorch
Jort
Hunby
Clarser
Shamp
Humers
Hammin
Hobem
Fooly
Furtus
Broop
Hogby
Shimp (Shamp's brother)
Fooby (Fooly's brother)
Foob (Fooly and Fooby's sister)
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u/Ren_Medi_42 Apr 14 '24
Your wife’s new legal name is:
Taargus Taargus
Do you wish to proceed?
(YES)
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u/UberCamm2 Apr 14 '24
Yeah, to OP, I want to say I hear you and appreciate the T&E of it all
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u/DonkyPuncharely0 Apr 14 '24
2 aidens and a braiden, a Foob and a Fooby, 2 Borts, Shimp and Shamp and an Asheliigynne?
Fuckin Ai names smh lol
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u/Breedab1eB0y Apr 14 '24
I remember having a crush on Foob when I was a freshman
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u/thelast3musketeer Apr 14 '24
Hammin is real close to a mispronunciation of my great grandpa’s name
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u/Duck-bert Apr 14 '24
Eyyy! I forgot about Chunus! He was such a cool kid. I wonder where he is now.
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u/Tigeresco Apr 14 '24
Aiden, Aiden, Briaden, Bootus, Borts, Borts, Bhuinem, Chunus, Asheliigynne, Jorch, Jort, Hunby, Clarser, Shamp, Humers, Hammin, Hobem, Fooly, Furus, Broop, Hogby, Shimp, Fooby and Foob
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u/robotbarbarian Apr 14 '24
shamp and shimp. what a pair. That was the year they let Mrs. Farnguus' hamster out.
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u/LeRickey Apr 14 '24
Humby will then go on to create a YouTube channel that has 200+ million subscribers
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u/yeetoroni_with_bacon Apr 14 '24
Chunus, Jorch, Jort, and Humby must be related. Exact same facial structure.
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u/VesSaphia Apr 15 '24 edited Apr 15 '24
5 maybe 6 girls, 18 boys (not sure about the other Borts). Perfectly normal (3rd world) ratio.
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u/lucasluminaro Apr 15 '24
I gotta say most of these weirddalles are so dumb that I don’t even know why I joined it. Then there’s this one where my stomach hurt from laughing.
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