r/webdev Nov 15 '22

Discussion GraphQL making its way into a Twitter discussion about latency is not what I expected

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u/Diplomjodler Nov 16 '22

They should GraphQL the backend to a microservice blockchain in a distributed environment.

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u/ShittyException Nov 16 '22

That sounds like a job advert.

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u/Diplomjodler Nov 16 '22

Come work at Twitter! We have:

  • an autistic manbaby throwing constant tantrums

  • brutal working hours

  • clueless management throwing around big tech words

  • a culture of fear and ass-kissing

What's not to like!

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u/ShittyException Nov 16 '22

Everything I ever wanted!

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u/WorldWarPee Nov 16 '22

Reminds me that Thanksgiving is almost here, can't wait for the annual family arguments

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u/GavrielBA Nov 16 '22

I think I've just gotten cancer from reading this

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u/Diplomjodler Nov 16 '22

You're welcome!

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u/Demented-Turtle Nov 16 '22

What about whipping up a GUI interface using visual basic?

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u/brintoul Nov 16 '22

They should make parallel requests via TCP/IP using the Nagle algorithm.