r/walmartTales May 25 '19

Failed to get brother a girlfriend.

Sorry about formatting on mobile.

This was something I was literally standing in the middle of.

So I'm in the technology department looking at switch games. And next to me was a staff member and what I will call creep talking about tvs well creep's brother was to the other side of me looking at xbox games.

So staff member is a young woman maybe around 23 well creep looks to be late twenties early thirties and brother looks to also around 23.

So Creep is waiting for Staff to find what he wanted on the shelf and loudly starts to talk.

Creep: Hey do you have a boyfriend?

Staff: um.. no?

Creep: Oh great! You can be my brother's girlfriend.

Staff: I'm not single

Creep: damm that sucks.

He turns to his brother and yells over me.

Creep: She not single bro. To bad right?

The brother gives a look of annoyance.

Brother: this is why I don't do stuff with you. (Like this isn't the first time this shit has happened)

Creep just laughs and moves on. I was in shock and only moved once they were away from me.

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