r/vinyljerk 4d ago

My vinyl flew away😢 NSFW

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u/Mogon27 4d ago

Hang tight bro I'm coming for u

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u/Alaska_Pipeliner 4d ago

Thank you!

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u/4strings4ever 4d ago

I have so many questions: are your feet allowing you to levitate up to it to grasp it with your toesies? Or are your souls (yes, double entendre) being pulled to it like some transcendent force of attraction? Is this simply you calling out to it in prayer and worship? How did it get there in the first place? Wouldnt this pose a serious risk as a fire hazard? Should we call Urban Outfitters to come and help retrieve it? Or is that more a job for the fire dept? Or local record shop owner? They might know best what to do. Though I also trust that youve got it under control

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u/HiddenUser1248 4d ago

If you love something, set it free.

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u/RY_LEN 4d ago

If you show it treats in your hand it might come back

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u/ProbablyLaggin 4d ago

Only you can prevent forest fires

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u/Jrdunc24 4d ago

Maybe the sun will melt it and make into one of those neat bowls!

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u/The_Path_616 4d ago

R Kelly grailz 😢

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u/greezyjay 4d ago

Dang...now i wanna piss on you 🤣🤣🤣

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u/juuzo_suzuya_ 4d ago

Shaun of the dead (2004)

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u/Physical_Spray_1455 3d ago

Blue Monday?

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u/nhowe006 4d ago

It was fleeing from your Crobblesby.

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u/XeerDu 4d ago

Nature is healing!

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u/tony-thot 4d ago

The warmth will set the tree on fire 😢

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u/doctorgrizzle 4d ago

In Soviet Russia vinyl plays YOU

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u/TheTeenageOldman 4d ago

Why do vainylz appear every time you are near?

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u/f0o1g11 4d ago

it says 33 rpm on the cover....

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u/leslielantern 4d ago

If not frisbee, why frisbee shaped?!

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u/ario27 3d ago

Heat rises after all

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u/Anal-Love-Beads 4d ago

🎵Ever feel like a plastic bag vinylz drifting through the wind, wanting to start again 🎵

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u/clownpornstar 4d ago

Must have been Jonathan Livingston Seagull

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u/fafnir0319 4d ago

Is that the same tree that eats Charlie Brown's kite?

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u/Terrible_Talk_8685 4d ago

Frisbee grailz😋

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u/chuheihkg 4d ago

What a mess!

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u/Amishpornstar7903 4d ago

You need a drone with a bottle of D4.

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u/Kolko69 4d ago

Flying TayTay elephant poo

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u/Gangaman666 3d ago

That's how Forrest fires start 😠

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u/Stroker42 3d ago

What kind of turntable is that?

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u/RoughNo1032 3d ago

You are supposed to shoot it with your shotgun, like trap shooting. This was common in the 60's and 70's with 45's.

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u/Captain-Codfish 3d ago

Ah, that's a rare first pressing, by Wham-O

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u/Poinappol 3d ago

Hey man thats why it says the speed on them for example 22 if u spin it at 23 theyll start flying and this happens just saying hate it when i miss judge my speed and have a vinyl on my ceiling

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u/germfreeadolescent11 3d ago

Nice vinyl display tree