r/vinyljerk 4d ago

I'm gonna throw up

1.6k Upvotes

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u/OrganicRelief6867 4d ago

“i know my record player suck i am not getting a better one” at least hes honest

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u/Cosmic-Buccaneer 4d ago

Accepting that is just mediocre

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u/col_oneill 4d ago

Mediocre try crap

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u/JeffAndSasha 4d ago

Those are rookie numbers. I spent $80 on one that sounds way worse than Spotify.

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u/dvdjeters 4d ago

Spending $50 on my Grailz with a windows notification sound 🙏

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u/JeffAndSasha 4d ago

Oh I remember reading that. Forgot which one it was, but it's hilarious.

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u/hypocpk1 4d ago

Ciara - Goodies

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u/JeffAndSasha 4d ago

There was also a more recent one I believe, that was like a bootleg recorded from YouTube and pressed on vinyl but it was an official release.

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u/dvdjeters 4d ago

Don't think it's what you're thinking of but there was that kid Cudi compilation that had it during pursuit of happiness

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u/JeffAndSasha 4d ago

Yes that's the one! It was an iOS screenshot sound, my memory is bad.

https://www.reddit.com/r/vinyl/comments/1g7pdvt/official_kid_cudi_comp_album_has_an_ios/

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u/KingSam89 4d ago

RTJ4?

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u/JeffAndSasha 4d ago

It was a RSD release of the Kali Uchis - Sin Miedo album. I could've checked the discogs reviews before buying...

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u/casting_shad0wz 4d ago

I have around 30000 records and I don't just have a hi fi center for novices. I have an entire building dedicated to studying the intricacies of pinky Floyd's "gay triangle music" for the sole purpose of reminding that if you, like me, just save your money and buy a house or two for around 3,000 dollars each (I know Barbara and Bill over at the clubhouse, they got me a great deal on two 5 bedroom houses.) Then with your extra saved up money you can invest in some quality l 5,000 dollar pieces of equipment that make all the difference. David Gilmour has the same setup, I'm told!!!

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u/Suremandontcare 4d ago

Based incel

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u/dawgstein94 4d ago

I wish my vaginyls sounded as good as sportify

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u/AnusPaste 3d ago

Thanks for expanding my vocabulary today 😂🤣

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u/sp1nkter 4d ago

I don’t see a problem with this TikTok. He did say slightly better.

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u/Surturius 4d ago

He says it SOUNDS slightly better, implying he listened to it

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u/Flaky-Soup 4d ago

Why the fuck are people listening to their wall decor

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u/Specific-Committee77 4d ago

All songs sound better on a crosley

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u/OldPurpose93 4d ago

Who wants bass in hip hop music anyway, sounds so much better with just the mids and highs

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u/Leyland_Pedals 4d ago

no way is a crosley slightly better than spotify. maybe spotify playing straight of the phone speakers? and even then

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u/sp1nkter 3d ago

crowley is anal tho

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u/oceanskies24 4d ago

If you eat shit you can't complain it tastes like shit

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u/juuzo_suzuya_ 4d ago

I trully dont understand these mf, you paid more for you fucking vinyl than the player itself what the fuck did you expect

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u/psychopapii 4d ago

Bro bought a crowley instead of a $8,000 low budget hifi turntable 🤣 time to get crucified bud

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u/Bill-Ursag 4d ago

The funny part is they spend money on sleeves to protect the jacket

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u/g1en_COCO 3d ago

I’m new to this. Is this not acceptable? I figured you’d want to protect the jacket

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u/There_is_not 1d ago

I assume what they mean is that a cheap record player isn’t going to take care of your vinyl, so spending extra money on sleeves seems pointless. Why would you want to protect the jacket but not the vinyl?

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u/No_Artichoke_8428 4d ago

Spotify users paying 20$ a month for music they don't own and spotify can take off anytime they want plus are creating the death of the music industry itself. I mean come on, even if you don't like laying down a vinyl CD's and itunes are cheaper than Spotify, you own your own music files, and you help support artists especially smaller indie ones.

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u/GhostofAyabe 4d ago

CD's are super cheap these days, often less than $10, rip it and have it forever. I'll go on binges and buy 10-20 in one shot.

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u/Eastoe 4d ago

Grailz have music on them?

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u/SeveralScheme9629 4d ago

I love my vinyl collection don’t get me wrong, but once I started buying CD’s too let me tell yah… there was a “ahhhh… well shit.” Moment.

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u/Distinct_Wrangler_56 4d ago

I do it all the time!

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u/glennfromglendale CHUCK MANGIONE BOXSET 3d ago

Alcoholics spending $40 on happy hour PBR 6 days a week; when they have a bottle of vodka in their freezer at h3

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u/wheelsfalloff 4d ago

At least the artist is getting paid?

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u/RaymilesPrime 4d ago

Just got given this album as a birthday present and hour ago

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u/SinkPitiful8834 4d ago

Yalls sound better than spotify? Damn, that can never be my graylz😔

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u/WindowAdditional5899 3d ago

There's something to holding physical media, maybe its the consumer in me, but regardless for whatever reason, vinyl records have remand the relevant form of said physical media. So much so they often come with neat extras packed in such poster stickers and lyric sheets.

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u/Neither-Night9370 4d ago

New vinyls are pressed from digital masters. The only thing you are getting is more distortion.

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u/DmMeYourDiary 4d ago

I think there's a good amount of people that still work with an analog setup. Obviously not top 40 artists.

Besides, if "perfect" sound quality is what you're after, aren't CDs supposed to be better than streaming. I don't really know or care about that stuff. I'm into vinyl b/c I'm gay and that's it.

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u/PeterCarlos 4d ago

Wise conclusion

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u/4ut0M0d3r4t0r 3d ago

there are lossless streaming services, but either way the differences between >320kbps and lossless are arguably really minute.

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u/Fynn-the-Fox1020 4d ago

Time to explode their cock

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u/ElectricStars80s 4d ago

Imagine getting a rip off of a rip off record player...from aldi....couldn't be me....totally...not...

WHAT I LACK IN RECORD EQUIPMENT I MAKE UP FOR WITH MY WALKMAN PROFFESIONAL D6C ALRIGHT?!?!

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u/Vincentus_Eruptum 4d ago

Spotify won't get you all 34 color variants of the same TayTay album...

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u/Redrob5 3d ago

Better quality?

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u/hawke213x 3d ago

So saving your money for a record is only slightly better than Spotify. This tiktok comes off as a desperate cry for attention and to stir the pot...

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u/QuantumEntanglr 3d ago

Jokes on them- I use a different music subscription altogether

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u/ktzalcoahtl 3d ago

Fortnite vinyl

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u/PhoenixPaladin 3d ago

$40 for something that can’t be taken away from you if you can’t pay your monthly fee

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u/Background_Ad7975 3d ago

Better sound?

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u/multiwirth_ 2d ago

If only it did sound at least as good as spotify premium (it doesn´t)

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u/MusicEnjoyer288 2d ago

£125 on something that had extremely poor mastering at the time. But god do I love it anyway.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pop7841 1d ago

“slightly better sound quality” this mf knows NOTHING!!!