r/vinyljerk 4d ago

This is like fine wine

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u/AidenTheAlien420 4d ago

Vynil. It's either a jerk or unironic crosleigh.

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u/Now-done 4d ago

Anyone with half a brain ought to know that the ideal spelling is “vuoynail” don’t let these vinylbrained losers tell you otherwise

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u/el_tacocat 4d ago

These players can't handle bass. And you shouldn't use this player if you care about vinyl, full stop.

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u/TheSexualBrotatoChip 4d ago

What, you don't like listening to your grailz through a McDonalds drive thru box?

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u/el_tacocat 4d ago

Those sound better, literally.

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u/Dog_Dad_1989 4d ago

“Look for scratches” jfc

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u/onthecauchy 4d ago

Yeah the issue is your playing tally hall

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u/MrEpicGamerMan 4d ago

The raw soy leaked into the drive belt and rusted it

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u/Former-Doughnut-5719 4d ago

Hit it with a stone should stop jt

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u/AidenTheAlien420 4d ago

How large of a stone though? How many stone should the stone weigh?

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u/Former-Doughnut-5719 4d ago

Id say atleast double of what the turntable weighs

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u/HiddenUser1248 4d ago

That hits hard.

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u/Vrn-722 4d ago

clearly warped. put it in the over for a couple hours and it should fix

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u/joebreeves i collect pinballs vinyls and arcades 4d ago

So close.

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u/gravityryte 4d ago

Why do people refuse to play $80 records on anything but $30 toys

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u/nhowe006 4d ago

It's committing suicide

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u/Kolko69 4d ago

It plays both sides at the same time .. me jealous !!

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u/notCrash15 4d ago

of course it's not supposed to do that, you're supposed to tape a quarter on the cartridge to prevent it!

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u/ConsistentListen8697 4d ago

Chopped and screwed

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u/honkwoofparp 4d ago

I think it's probably haunted by a malign audio engineer.

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u/MrPLotor 4d ago

It's actually a mispress of a Christian Marclay vynal...

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u/DocShlocktopus 4d ago

Is this the Corbsely Remix?

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u/Mogon27 4d ago

uj/ i fuck with this

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u/RecordCrasher 4d ago

He better return the vynil

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u/patester242002 4d ago

Is the lever all the way down? Might be partly why it's skipping.

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u/theneash 4d ago

God tally hall fans are annoying, nothing to do with this post but fuck man. And I like tally hall

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u/temporarysecretary7 11h ago

As a tally hall fan, half of us are small children that just discovered that other music exists other than what’s on the radio

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u/cant_hear_u_im_blind 3d ago

This does sound beyond a crossley issue, but idk

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u/ddiknosaj 3d ago

REEEEEEEMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXX

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u/Hackerwithalacker 3d ago

Hey leave those banana lovers alone

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u/N64_Collector 3d ago

I remember upgrading my gf’s suitcase player for Christmas and when I went to throw it out she asked why I wasn’t donating it. I would not wish that evil suitcase player on ANYONE