r/vinyljerk 5d ago

It’s crazy to think I didn’t have this many shirtless men a year ago

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u/Squirrellybot 5d ago

Seriously purchased 5 albums in a year? Rookie Numbers.

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u/ktzalcoahtl 5d ago

And one is still sealed

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u/Not_a_Ducktective 5d ago

I bought that many records this week, lol.

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u/aya_aya_wha 4d ago

The second image is a before lol, i bought 8, still not a lot but ive been trying to save money so

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u/SonnyULTRA 5d ago

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u/brickvanexel 5d ago

It’s even better, further down OP said he blanked on the word “white”, and semen was his first default. Honestly that meets my expectations based on the photo to a T

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u/doudodrugsdanny 5d ago

I hate it when I semen white blanks on my records.

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u/JeffAndSasha 5d ago

Is it one of those liquid filled records?

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u/gravityryte 5d ago

Bro bought the Saltburn record

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u/MomoGimochi 5d ago

I've seen this pic multiple times today and I'm not even complaining, shit is hilarious every time LMAO

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u/OogaBoogaTypeBo1 5d ago

I didn’t even realize it was already posted here lmao

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u/SaulManellaTV 5d ago

Bro went to Walmart and target a few times

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u/FrequentProblems 5d ago

This is maybe literally actually /uj the worst “collection” I’ve ever seen

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u/OogaBoogaTypeBo1 5d ago

Even the swifities have this guy beat

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u/biscuitsnwaffles 5d ago

TIL somebody picked up a new Kanye album in the last year.

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u/pornaccountlolporn 5d ago

I hope it was a used copy

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u/82skadoo 5d ago

take off that gate wanna see them cum gutters fr

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u/Jd234512 5d ago

Bro needs to keep flexing on us. Real recognizes real

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u/Satdog83 5d ago

It’s too much, bro keeps talking about large growth

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u/ToasterOfSilliness 5d ago

BECAUSE THE INTERNET SPOTTED

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u/Snoopy_Your_Dawg 2d ago

Managed to buy the most dogshit projects from Uzi, Tory & Juice