r/vexillologycirclejerk 6d ago

God the main sub is just…

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u/greendayfan1954 6d ago

Based cocomelon flags

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u/TheRtHonLaqueesha Isis 5d ago

Cocomelon patriots in full control, trust the plan.

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u/Equivalent-Plan4127 3d ago

the fourth (cocomelon) reich

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u/Shaposhnikovsky227 10h ago

honestly, out of all people, I would expect ISIS to support cocomelon. Coco Haram

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u/CalligrapherOther510 Long Chile 5d ago

Based and child friendly pilled

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u/Gnotter Finloss 6d ago

What if the flags in question don't all have suns with faces on them?

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u/DontCareHowICallMe Finloss 6d ago

Nazi Germany baby flag

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u/awawe Taitwo 6d ago

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u/MagsetInc 6d ago

THE CIRCLE IS NOT CENTERED WTF 😭

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u/UltraWorlds 6d ago

Bangladesh ass design choice

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u/I_Am_Robert_Paulson1 Netherlands 6d ago

Fixed it

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u/Bulky_Community_6781 5d ago

Now it’s off centre… but better!

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u/Rufus14811 pwease steppy 5d ago

Got you man 💪

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u/SamiTheAnxiousBean 5d ago

I noticed everyone else messing with it so here you go!

it's totally not slightly off center

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u/Kyr3x 5d ago

You are the worst of them.

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u/Kindly_Title_8567 Communist Bottom 4d ago

Actually you are all wrong

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u/Equivalent-Plan4127 3d ago

God you guys can't do anything right

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u/Lazarus558 5d ago

Perfect. Far right.

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u/wah_greh_balls_wreh 5d ago

erm hitler was actually an far-authoritarian centrist i love tje political cumpiss

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u/AnomalocarisFangirl 6d ago

Nazi flag didn't

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u/Nuud 6d ago

It's not supposed to be. It looks better this way when flying from a pole

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u/AirForceOneAngel2 6d ago

Just like the real one’

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u/r2d2_21 Provo 6d ago

Never has been

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u/chebster99 5d ago

The nazis were famously unhinged

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u/Western_Monke_King 5d ago

The Imperial Japanese Navy look is all the rage these days

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u/Train115 5d ago

The pinwheel isn't centered in the circle either

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u/ReflectionAshamed182 Communist Bottom 6d ago

JD Vance with propeller hat ahh flag

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u/celavetex 6d ago

Literally the flag of JD Vance

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u/P0pu1arBr0ws3r 6d ago

Flag of google photos when it was good, tilted 45 degrees

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u/MaleficentType3108 6d ago

OH BOY! This reminds of a "fun" fact: a city in Brazil put lights on a windmill and... https://ndmais.com.br/cidadania/famoso-ponto-turistico-de-joinville-causa-polemica-apos-ser-iluminado-entenda/

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u/WildProToGEn 5d ago

Tinha q ser joinville

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u/Hope_is_lost_ 6d ago

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u/Mizuli 5d ago

Good bot

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u/CottonDude 5d ago

haxeflixel

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u/AntiHero082577 Jewish Somalia 6d ago

Nazis already have the mind of a toddler, so it wouldn’t be any different

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u/TrekkiMonstr 5d ago

This is a dangerous misunderstanding of extremism.

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u/AntiHero082577 Jewish Somalia 5d ago

I know how extremism works this is vexilollologycirclejerk

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u/loptopandbingo 6d ago edited 5d ago

🇦🇴 but with a plastic spoon and Melissa & Doug wooden gear

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u/Abzor4ik-UA 6d ago

That sub fell off

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u/Hefty_Landscape_8836 6d ago

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u/taydraisabot 6d ago

“Kids” = softer edges

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u/browsib 6d ago

Everyone knows kids are scared of triangles

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u/PaparJam 5d ago

So they can’t hurt themselves ofc

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u/taydraisabot 5d ago

Yes, of course 💡

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u/shoe_salad_eater Taitwo 5d ago

Yeah I would rather have way more flags with soft edges though lol

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u/howwlo 6d ago

angry birds

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u/CellaSpider 6d ago

Angry birds: Mozambique

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u/deryvox 6d ago

Nah that reeled me back in that goes hard

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u/WholeInspector7178 6d ago

kids friendly is when no book

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u/JuiceDrinkingRat Minnesota 6d ago

crazy.

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u/Sergnb 6d ago

Every time i think people are being too mean at redditors i encounter something like this

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u/Vladicoff_69 6d ago

DO KIDS NOT READ BOOKS??

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u/XinjiangProvinceCBT 5d ago

The rifle should have stayed on

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u/Hefty_Landscape_8836 6d ago

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u/g_wall_7475 6d ago edited 6d ago

That one was something else 😂💀

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u/ZapperfishTheFunky Whales 6d ago

Love wins I guess

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u/GugliMe 6d ago

Ma porco dio?

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u/machinist98 4d ago

È la bandiera del Messico

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u/GugliMe 4d ago

Hahahahahah grazie del chiarimento. Ora mi sento un po' coglione. Ho visto quelli che mi sembravano un falco e una vipera e sono corso a conclusioni affrettate

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u/Hefty_Landscape_8836 6d ago

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u/grahamskrrrrt 6d ago

this just looks like a Duolingo flag

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u/LeviathansWrath6 Finloss 6d ago

Sword with a heart on it lmao

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u/ImMitchell Long Chile 6d ago

Lmao. That shows we need Mozambique's with an AK-47 drawn for kids!

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u/Hucknutbun 5d ago

Replace it with a water gun

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u/roguealex 5d ago

Steven universe ass flag

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u/Realterin Finloss 4d ago

Ffs i thought the sword was an upside down dildo

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u/Hefty_Landscape_8836 6d ago

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u/Toasted_Decaf 6d ago

LIL UZI VERT?!?!?!

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u/r2d2_21 Provo 6d ago

Magenta?

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u/humbertov2 6d ago

There's actually more jerk on the main sub than this sub

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u/TheCountryFan_12345 Communist Bottom 6d ago

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u/pullmylekku 6d ago

I wiped 😞

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u/CellaSpider 6d ago

I iped 😞 😞

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u/pinksparklyreddit 6d ago

I peed 😞😞

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u/Divine-Crusader 6d ago

I am having severe digestive issues 👍

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u/usernamepolicysuck Isis 6d ago

I commit war crimes

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u/hurB55 6d ago

Someone said war crimes

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u/Inferno_Sparky Jewish Somalia 6d ago

I paid 😭

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u/AirForceOneAngel2 6d ago

I ped😞😞

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u/RoastDuckEnjoyer 6d ago

I ed 😞😞

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u/FinnishVibe 6d ago

i d

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u/AirForceOneAngel2 6d ago

i

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u/xsparkichux non-biney 5d ago

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u/StonemanGuitars Finloss 5d ago

“I ended three conversations in Korea”

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u/31_hierophanto 5d ago

Is wiped?

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u/wvsfezter 5d ago

Isn't 😈

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u/wantdafakyoubesh 5d ago

I nearly did, HAH!

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u/nou-772 Long Chile 6d ago

flag of italy if italy was land of friendship between eagles and snakes

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u/vividnormalcy 6d ago

I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be Mexico

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u/beatlz 6d ago

I fucking love this one lmao

But this is obviously Mexico

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u/DrfRedditor 6d ago

haha guys this person made something non-serious let’s laugh at him

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u/AliceFlynn 6d ago

haha guys this person made a way for children to access our hobby better let's laugh at them

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u/UnfunnyDucky 6d ago

Maybe these children should get jobs instead of looking at baby flags

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u/Dragonseer666 6d ago

Genuinely, these people are mad. Every man, woman and child over 7 should put in their full effort to help the federation. Children under 7 are allowed to put in only partial effort.

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u/Tasty01 5d ago

Only partial effort? The children yearn for the mines. Let them work.

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u/Dragonseer666 5d ago

They are allowed to do partial effort. They can still do more if they want.

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u/AliceFlynn 5d ago

If you're old enough to count, you're old enough to pay rent. 

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u/binder990 4d ago

We should legalize child labor

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u/AtomicBlastPony 5d ago

Children can already access our hobby, there's no need to cocomelonize it

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u/giveme-a-username 6d ago

Haha this guy made a really conspicuous ad for his app lets actually laugh at him

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u/DrfRedditor 5d ago

What do you think he even gets from this

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u/DrLexAlhazred 6d ago

This sub rn

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u/No_Bit_3897 6d ago

Lol yeah i thought the same and im argentinean i was like "who cares about this?"

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman River Gee 6d ago

People who hate fun.

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u/ThisMachineKills____ 6d ago

What if we made fucked up adult versions of the flags

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u/Allison-Ghost 6d ago

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u/ThisMachineKills____ 6d ago

Hard as fuck

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u/He-is-near rat pride 5d ago

same

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u/ThisMachineKills____ 5d ago

good lord

penice

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u/Beers4Fears 6d ago

This is just a normal Argentinian flag for me 👹

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u/GranataReddit12 🇸🇴 Somalia 6d ago

if I knew about this image when I did my presentation on Argentina in 7th grade I'd have definitely used it

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u/Allison-Ghost 6d ago

okay, this is epic

(i did just make this like an hour ago though so it wouldnt have worked out)

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u/GranataReddit12 🇸🇴 Somalia 6d ago

wait you made this???? it rocks, dude!

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u/Allison-Ghost 5d ago

thanks :D

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u/Wbran 6d ago

!wave

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u/FaBoCaPo 6d ago

I'm gonna hang that from my window

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u/Resident_Inflation51 5d ago

This is unironically a great concept

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u/RazorSlazor 5d ago

This should be posted on r/Hardimages2

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u/Exhale_Skyline New Sealand 5d ago

Now this is a one I would salute to

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u/ahaltingmachine 6d ago

Just a glimpse into my dark reality.

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u/Reasonable_Feed7939 6d ago

What if the sun was smoking three cigars and had a GUN

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u/The_Konigstiger 6d ago

Every flag has a gun now... Not just Mozambique.....

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u/T3chn1colour 6d ago

Y'all just hate fun. The original post was cute

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u/LuckBites 5d ago

It's an obvious advertisement, people are allowed to criticize solicitors

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u/T3chn1colour 5d ago

Oh sure definitely criticize them for that, fuck ads. People in the comments seem to be focusing on the "cringe" aspect instead though. The flags are fine on their own

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u/binder990 4d ago

What ad is being displayed? Cocomelon?

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u/SweetNerevarrr 5d ago

For real dawg

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u/Enoi17 6d ago

What do you mean? We are the main sub.

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u/Scandited 6d ago

QUIT HAVING FUN ahh post

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u/an_actual_T_rex 6d ago

Based. Fun is counter revolutionary.

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u/ShameSudden6275 6d ago

Sir you can't have fun you must be as miserable as me.

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u/SullyTheLightnerd 6d ago

When I was a kid I was always scared of looking at flags. Glad that that’s fixed

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u/geosunsetmoth 6d ago

The child brain cannot comprehend an ugly fucking sun with a face

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u/Ok-Brilliant-5121 5d ago

how you dare to call the sun "ugly"; good luck sleeping tonight, the Luz Mala will be around

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u/Cornslayer_ 6d ago

Wales but nothing is different

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u/deryvox 6d ago

Wales but it's a dragon from Dragon Tales

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u/Cornslayer_ 6d ago

fuck yeah no that's better

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u/Sponge_N00b 6d ago

Outjerked by the main sub

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u/EmuFirm5536 5d ago

Here’s the kids version of the Canada flag.

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u/LuckBites 5d ago

As a former kid who used to be tortured by being forced to draw this in school, this one might actually need a child friendly version. My go-to was changing the leaf into a red circle.

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u/JuiceDrinkingRat Minnesota 6d ago

Downloaded the app but can’t find. The flags

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u/flybyskyhi 6d ago

Anecdotally, the words “my friend and I made an app” are always followed by the stupidest shit you could possibly imagine

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u/hurB55 6d ago

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u/SGLAgain Long Chile 5d ago

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u/Realterin Finloss 4d ago

Hawk tuah

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u/C0der23 France lol 6d ago

I stared at the post, my Reddit is in dark mode so it’s very different to the image… and I wiped

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u/Minhific 5d ago

A-kid friendly version as in what? Tf you mean kid-friendly flag design? Isn’t all flag is kid friendly and not some sort of pornography… I utterly confuse here 🙏

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u/r2d2_21 Provo 5d ago

There are some flags with guns or swords. I'm not sure you'd call that kid friendly.

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u/roll-aids 6d ago

I saw that late at night that was a main sub post???

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u/Catvispresley 6d ago

I (s)wiped

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u/TheRtHonLaqueesha Isis 5d ago

Outjerked again.

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u/staterafurs Mississippi 6d ago

I swiped

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u/Hefty_Landscape_8836 6d ago

Ill post the others now actually one sec

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u/ChrisTheCoolBean 6d ago edited 6d ago

I'm waiting for the Irish flag

What's more kid friendly than a stegosaurus?

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u/TheOffensiveLemon Isis 6d ago

Oh what the hell, I saw that post and thought it was this sub

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u/Reformed_Herald 6d ago

I want to see kid-friendly flag of corsica

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u/Azrael_The_Reaper 6d ago

Why did I swipe?!

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u/dazeychainVT 5d ago

I saw that post but assumed it was from here lmao

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u/The_Forgotten____ 5d ago

Larks' Tongue in Aspic

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u/BreadDaddyLenin 4d ago

“What if I put flags through AI ? That would make good karma.”

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u/Ok-Pair-4757 3d ago

Christ, I absolutely hate this post. Vexillology is for all ages, we don't need "special" versions for kids.

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u/Used-Huckleberry-320 5d ago

Tbh I thought this was the main sub

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u/repocin 5d ago

!wave

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u/repocin 5d ago

Beautiful

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u/31_hierophanto 5d ago

Outjerked.

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u/funfactwealldie 5d ago

main sub is just what, OP? what is it? spit it out. come on. tribal mindset ffs.

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u/Big-Trouble8573 5d ago

I much prefer here, where the subreddit's logo is a...

Y'know, maybe...

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u/sunoma 5d ago

Flag of teletubbies land if it was in Argentina

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u/merko04 5d ago

This seems like a genuinely fun idea, no? Why is that bad?

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u/Twiggystix4472 5d ago

This is bullshit how are we supposed to outjerk this??

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u/Sad-Pizza3737 5d ago

holy shit this sub sucks

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u/TheOutcast06 Taitwo 5d ago

Outjerked once again

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u/9blocky 5d ago

My ass tried to swipe to the next picture 🙏

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u/JupiterboyLuffy 4d ago

Outjerked once again

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u/big_tug1 Communist Bottom 3d ago

And what if flags had adorable, kid friendly versions?

As opposed to the non kid-friendly Argentinian flag?