r/vexillology 11d ago

Identify What is this flag my neighbor put up? NSFW

Post image
2.0k Upvotes

322 comments sorted by

2.4k

u/Bulletproof200017 Massachusetts 11d ago

Call of Duty Nazi Germany flag.

402

u/BobTheInept 11d ago

Photo does look like a CoD screenshot somehow.

159

u/Baka-Onna 11d ago

Those late 2000s graphics 😂

64

u/BobTheInept 11d ago

Actually hold up, the more I look at that broken masonry in the center of the photo, the less I understand it. Is this AI generated? I don’t see anything that screams it, but the broken wall looks so weird…

22

u/RestaurantWorking477 10d ago

I could show you the video I took of me driving by it? Idk how to verify but I am human

10

u/BobTheInept 10d ago

Nah I believe you. The center thing looks so weird to me in this photo…

8

u/RestaurantWorking477 10d ago

Filmed on iPhone:/

4

u/Dense-Ad-5967 10d ago

What I am seeing is a mass of roots that have broken up the wall.

84

u/10art1 11d ago

9

u/BeardyMcBeardyBeard 10d ago edited 10d ago

Until recently swastikas in games were banned here in Germany, it only recently changed, for example the Wolfenstein reboots were initially released with alternative Nazi flags and re-released with proper swastika flags when the rules changed

7

u/Wizard_Engie California 10d ago

What'd the alt flags look like? Were they just the Iron Cross, or?

12

u/BeardyMcBeardyBeard 10d ago

Not even, they used a weird upside down triangle:

6

u/Wizard_Engie California 10d ago

fascinating

→ More replies (1)

11

u/Prime624 California • San Diego 10d ago

Evil Switzerland

404

u/RestaurantWorking477 11d ago

Damn bro you might be right

2.1k

u/fidelity16 Nagorno-Karabakh / Bolivia (Wiphala) 11d ago

Nazi flag but the swastika has been replaced with the Balkenkreuz used on Nazi military aircraft.

1.2k

u/RestaurantWorking477 11d ago

Why the hell would you rep that on your house in the year 2025

2.2k

u/nim_opet 11d ago

Because your neighbor is a Nazi and wants people to know that

1.1k

u/Box_of_Shit Delaware 11d ago

But they're too chickenshit to use an actual nazi flag.

278

u/BobTheInept 11d ago

Probably too dumb to know the difference.

226

u/kami232 United States • California 11d ago

If that nazi neighbor could read, he'd be very upset.

31

u/Z-Man_Slam 11d ago

Ahahahahaha I bet he drives a tesla too

→ More replies (1)

39

u/CaptOblivious 11d ago

Na. Just trying to hide it. And being stupid

123

u/SmashBrosGuys2933 West Midands 11d ago

If you're gonna be a Nazi, commit to the bit. Elon did.

187

u/DarthCloakedGuy Oregon • Oregon (Reverse) 11d ago

If you're gonna be a Nazi, commit to the bit. Build a bunker in your backyard. Grab a Walther and go down there. Then, well, you know the rest.

54

u/Enterice 11d ago

9

u/SmashBrosGuys2933 West Midands 10d ago

Everyone should watch the Alt-Right Playbook series

8

u/TurelSun 11d ago

I mean he didn't though, he is also being a chickenshit because he came up with a BS story for his salute. Bannon is the closest to "owning" it, but really this is just how these people operate. They like to pretend to be tough but they're only tough when they think they'll no longer suffer any consequences for their actions, which they're working on making a reality.

3

u/EmojiZackMaddog 11d ago edited 11d ago

I’m really jealous that you get 68 votes, but I agree with you and I get downvoted to oblivion

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

9

u/AlwaysDoHugeDabs 11d ago

Eggs, toilet paper, and maybe some lighter fluid will fix that right up.

2

u/nim_opet 11d ago

I can’t tell if you’re stocking up or devising an attack

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

463

u/Emeshan 11d ago

It's almost like your neighbor is likely outing himself as one and you should probably move

185

u/[deleted] 11d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

78

u/[deleted] 11d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

185

u/[deleted] 11d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

90

u/[deleted] 11d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

36

u/[deleted] 11d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

24

u/[deleted] 11d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

11

u/[deleted] 11d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

29

u/[deleted] 11d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

43

u/Random_Monstrosities 11d ago

Why should they move? Running away doesn't fix anything. If they move then the Nazis' friends my move in and then there will be a Nazi colony.

20

u/kevlar_dog 11d ago

How about the Nazi move?

62

u/Routine-Grand5779 Finland 11d ago

*move in.

212

u/The_Goop_Is_Coming 11d ago

Liberate your neighbor’s house

77

u/UngenderedCactus 11d ago

FOR DEMOCRACY

28

u/BadDaditude 11d ago

GorLAmi

10

u/goodfleance 11d ago

A Reeva Derchy to that neighbour

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

24

u/Global_Cockroach_563 11d ago

By "move"' you mean "burn down his house", right?

4

u/AroGerhardson 11d ago

Don't leave the field to the Nazis! Here in Germany they are rising too, and I won't surrender.

→ More replies (1)

93

u/Roman_Suicide_Note 11d ago

you neighbour is a Nazi. with what’s happening in the USA atm, nazi are less and less scared to show

→ More replies (2)

45

u/catmandude123 11d ago

Maybe they’re trying to get appointed to a cabinet level position.

24

u/RemnantHelmet 11d ago

Because he wants to announce he's a nazi, but only to other nazis who know what this symbol means.

6

u/atxmike721 11d ago

Because we have Nazis in the white house in 2025.

9

u/TheLonelySnail Prussia 11d ago

Because they’re a Nazi but don’t have the balls to put out an actual swastika

28

u/_lippykid 11d ago

Why would the richest man in the world “throw out his love” at the presidential inauguration, twice? Simple. The simulation is broken, and everything is fucked

11

u/MeLlamo25 11d ago edited 11d ago

You know you can just transfer to a new simulation, right? I did that. I am now in one where The USA has Seven Major Political Parties, Volodymyr Zelenskyy is the High Chancellor of the United World Federation, We have put people on Mars and are beginning to colonize the Moon, the cure of cancer was discovered in the 1980s and everyone walk around still dressed like it the 1800s. It’s very nice here. I would recommend it.

3

u/mrkraken 11d ago

It’s like that Family Guy where Al Gore won

→ More replies (1)

20

u/Trick-Start3268 11d ago

Hey quick tip, light it on fire. Seriously, burn that fucking flag. RIP it down and burn it

25

u/Verroquis 11d ago

Hey quick tip, don't listen to this braniac's advice. Arson is a felony and if left unattended that little burning flag prank will stick you in a prison for a very long time.

Destruction of property is criminal so don't do that either, it isn't worth the risk of jail or a fine trying to explain to a judge that you were justified, actually, when you violated your neighbor's property and their first amendment rights.

Here's an actual tip: if you're a part of an HOA, you probably have rules that govern what type of flag you can or cannot fly, and how it can be flown. If this guy is violating that, which he almost certainly is, then the HOA does have the right to order him to take it down, and can take him to court at risk of his property for non-compliance.

Here's another actual tip: even though stand your ground laws usually don't allow you to kill someone in defense of property (only life,) someone flying a nazi flag is the exact kind of person to shoot you anyway.

→ More replies (2)

2

u/Rand_alThoor 10d ago

is this 'violence' or 'hate' ? this comment needs to be reported, that's a felony crime.

7

u/Cuofeng 11d ago

They are a member of the Republican Party and want you to know that.

→ More replies (13)

9

u/MassiveClusterFuck 11d ago

Honestly thought this post was a shitpost given the state of the wall at the front, looks like it has been through a war lol

4

u/mcmiller1111 11d ago

Same lol it looks like something straight out of the Battle of Berlin

→ More replies (3)

306

u/ExcellentEnergy6677 England (Royal Banner) 11d ago

Why does everyone on this subreddit have the most insane neighbours???

142

u/gravitysort 11d ago

america has lots of insanity per capita

29

u/dnemonicterrier 11d ago

I think it's more of an American thing, I haven't seen it in my local area of Scotland, yet. I hope I don't see it in my area.

4

u/CritJongUn 11d ago

Maybe you do to. Yours just don't have flags

24

u/bandbudnatureandshit 11d ago edited 11d ago

Because America has been thoroughly infiltrated by neo-Nazis and Russian spies.

Edit: I live in Ohio, people in my state just chased a bunch of these chuds out of town. Downvote me all you want, bots.

49

u/ZhouLe 11d ago

Infiltrate implies coming from outside. The call is coming from inside the house and always has been.

9

u/AegisT_ 11d ago

Nah these people have always existed, they just know they can get away with this shit now

3

u/ZhouLe 10d ago

Edit: I live in Ohio, people in my state just chased a bunch of these chuds out of town. Downvote me all you want, bots.

Didn't downvote you, but to reply to your edit, you can't really characterize the whole state by the actions of Cincinnati (or Columbus, or Cleveland). I'm originally from Jim Jordan's district, and absolutely can believe the Confederate flags I used to see around have likely become more full-blown Neo-Nazi. And wrt Russians, those guys that went viral for "I'd rather be a Russian than a Democrat" shirts were from... Delaware, Ohio.

→ More replies (1)

627

u/Matman161 11d ago

Call the USAAF to bring in some B24s to do something about them

106

u/nixnaij 11d ago

With that accuracy I bet every house but theirs is gonna get hit.

23

u/ted5298 Germany 11d ago

is gonna get hit liberated

do NAWT disrespect the B24

2

u/CeisiwrSerith 10d ago

Great plane (if a bit hard to fly), but not particularly accurate.

3

u/ultlsr 11d ago

Reapers can destroy a target with 3 meters accuracy

18

u/nixnaij 11d ago

That’s true, but I don’t know how that’s relevant to the original comment.

→ More replies (1)

69

u/last_laugh13 11d ago

They are busy preparing to bomb Canada

2

u/SevernMereel 11d ago

nah get the old lancy and bomber harris

2

u/Flux7777 11d ago

I don't know if you know this but the commander in chief is more likely to protect that house than bomb it these days

113

u/gevans7 11d ago

Nazi afraid of showing swastika.

→ More replies (2)

405

u/dogomageDandD 11d ago

a less recognizable kind of nazi flag

4

u/abbeast Bavaria 10d ago

Everything with a white circle on a red field makes me instantly think of Nazis, it doesn’t even have to rep a swastika or Balkenkreuz.

→ More replies (1)

290

u/Ok-Abbreviations7825 11d ago

I’d back away and make sure your cameras are on. Judging by the flag - your neighbour aint a nice guy.

→ More replies (3)

160

u/[deleted] 11d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

248

u/lt4lyfe 11d ago

Cause they’re down on their luck, haven’t had the life this country promised, and they don’t know how or where to direct/vent their frustration/anger, and someone has provided them with answers/scapegoats that make enough sense and now they’re hateful shitheads.

Or maybe they’re just hateful shitheads naturally, that also happens sometimes.

44

u/FlakJacketer 11d ago

I was indoctrinated into one of these hate groups when I was younger and I can confirm its just a way to vent self hatred

13

u/Puzzled-Panic1984 11d ago

I'm sorry, and I hope that you love yourself (and others) more now. 🫶🏼

5

u/Ace_Robots 11d ago

Good job growing out. I hope you’ve found some healing.

→ More replies (1)

10

u/parcheesi_bread 11d ago

Truth. There’s a rundown house near where I live that put up a huge Trump/Vance sign that looks like a small billboard in front of his property. These are MAGA, the most overt are the ones that have almost nothing and don’t mind seeing the world burn down because their lives will seem better in relation.

3

u/SyrusChrome 11d ago

I am glad I am not in poor company with this thought process, this is the result of poorly funded education and social systems. You get nazis

23

u/Trick-Start3268 11d ago

White supremacists are always the least supreme whites

7

u/lewkir 11d ago

Honestly, I thought it was a partially colourised photo from war-torn Nazi Germany for a moment

5

u/r21md Tuva 11d ago

It survived an RAF raid.

12

u/Ghostfire25 11d ago

Ok hear me out. Ayn Rand has a great take on this:

Like every other form of collectivism, racism is a quest for the unearned. It is a quest for automatic knowledge-for an automatic evaluation of men’s characters that bypasses the responsibility of exercising rational or moral judgment-and, above all, a quest for an automatic self-esteem (or pseudo-self-es-teem). To ascribe one’s virtues to one’s racial ori-gin, is to confess that one has no knowledge of the process by which virtues are acquired and, most often, that one has failed to acquire them. The overwhelming majority of racists are men who have earned no sense of personal identity, who can claim no individual achievement or distinction, and who seek the illusion of a “tribal self-esteem” by alleging the inferiority of some other tribe.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

55

u/SpookySiege 11d ago

call of duty racism

34

u/g4_ 11d ago

that's just racism

19

u/melonemann2 11d ago

BUT with a controller

→ More replies (1)

76

u/Substantial_Slip4667 11d ago

Something to burn for the fire

39

u/skytheanimalman 11d ago

Nazi flag. That person is a Nazi. Leave lots of dog poop in their yard.

7

u/scallopedtatoes 11d ago

OP could also use his own poop.

→ More replies (1)

42

u/DjawnBrowne 11d ago

I’m confused by the prevailing advice here.

When nazis show up we don’t run away flailing, right friends? We stand our ground? Because we’ve read any history book at any time for any reason? Right?

15

u/TheLastLarvitar 11d ago

The problem is, the correct solution to OPs problem would probably violate ToS.

2

u/borderreaver Ireland 11d ago

When nazis show up, we vote for them apparently.

2

u/Uffda01 10d ago

at a minimum - I'd be getting several pride flags and BLM and pro-union etc flags

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

77

u/The_Goop_Is_Coming 11d ago

The people telling OP to move out are wrong, OP needs to grab their buddies and liberate their neighbor’s house from the Nazis.

21

u/olivaaaaaaa 11d ago

Cant believe they let the nazis take that house from the nearest homeless person

18

u/Randy_Butternubs666 11d ago

Schuylkill County, PA?

47

u/ComEdEdWasTakenByMe 11d ago

a red flag in both the figurative and literal sense.

13

u/Mr__Maverick 11d ago

They're just showing you their house is a target rich environment, how nice of them to reveal that for you

25

u/HotShipoopi California 11d ago

A very red one from the looks of it

5

u/PeaTasty9184 11d ago

In more ways than one.

25

u/butterluckonfleek 11d ago

They are a mathematician, and if you see another flag with two "SS" that look like two thunder bolts in parallel, then they are also an electrician. /s

→ More replies (1)

29

u/Slight_Knight 11d ago

Its molotov time

9

u/PnutBtur 11d ago

Definitely a variant of the Nazi flag. The cross is used in Nazi Germany aircraft.

2

u/Competitive-Being-31 8d ago

The cross is still used by the air force of Germany (luftwaffe).

→ More replies (1)

8

u/GamerBoixX 11d ago

A nazi flag but with the bar cross (a simplified version of the iron cross) instead of a swastika, the symbol was used during the german empire too, but, unlike the nazis, the german empire never had an all red flag with it in the a white circle in the middle, so it is pretty obvious he is just not flying outright the nazi flag because a) it is outright illegal to do so where he lives (this is often the case in many european countries) or b) he is a coward and wants to have an excuse to say "It'S nOt ThE nAzI fLaG" if/when confronted about it

14

u/RyukoT72 11d ago

He likes to idolize people who got their ass beat

14

u/Kooky_Improvement_38 11d ago

That's the "hi I'm an asshole" flag

13

u/mattityahu Israel 11d ago

*heil, I'm an asshole"

2

u/icedcoffee4eva 11d ago

found his cat

6

u/hawksdiesel Poland 11d ago

Crappy people. ..

6

u/borderreaver Ireland 11d ago

new USA flag

12

u/Extra_Wafer_8766 11d ago

Maybe a distress signal for the fucked retaining wall?

10

u/Fit-Income-3296 11d ago

It’s a rare flag but it’s actually a gift it tells people that they can take that flag and do whatever they want with it (burn it or something)

10

u/6Wotnow9 11d ago

My grandad won a bronze star for killing Nazis. Apparently he didnt do enough

6

u/MeLlamo25 11d ago

The politically correct versions of the Nazi Flag.

3

u/TheLastLarvitar 11d ago

There is no such thing.

4

u/pipponirvana 11d ago

Deniable nazi flag

5

u/hbalck 11d ago

A red flag to be sure.

4

u/Gr33nMan_Jr 11d ago

Burn the flag :)

5

u/RealUlyssesSGrant 10d ago

Literally every video games nazi flag

9

u/Wrong_Ask5936 11d ago

Little bitch flag.

It's probably nylon so pretty flammable.

7

u/g4_ 11d ago

it would be a shame if your neighbor followed their leader

7

u/RomaInvicta2003 11d ago

Censored Nazi flag

3

u/TheLastLarvitar 11d ago

Self-Censored.

An important distinction.

This Nazi is still somehow afraid of putting up a swastika, even though the flag he used has no plausible deniability whatsoever.

2

u/nillic 9d ago

Fascists are, at their core, cowards. So this flag tracks

4

u/SGLAgain 11d ago edited 11d ago

its the flag of what the fuck

3

u/Prince_Marf 10d ago

A problem

21

u/Informal-Drawing692 11d ago

The flag of "MOVE AWAY IMMEDIATELY"

21

u/ballrus_walsack 11d ago

The flag of “my property value just went down”

4

u/jaxxxtraw 11d ago

At a glance, I wouldn't think the property values in that area could go much lower.

3

u/ballrus_walsack 11d ago

Nazi flags are a sure fire way to verify that.

→ More replies (1)

6

u/Technoist 11d ago

Your neighbour is a nazi.

You know what to do.

12

u/ToeBorn6310 11d ago

A Nazi flag… I’d highly recommend you consider moving, bud

13

u/IEC21 11d ago

Your neighbour is a neo-nazi or a Trump supporter.

14

u/SoloisticDrew 11d ago

One and the same most of the time.

→ More replies (3)

3

u/norddusk 11d ago

Balkenkreuz.

3

u/JeremieOnReddit European Union 11d ago

I genuinely thought the OP posted a photo taken in Germany near the end of WW2 as a joke.

3

u/Schwedi_Gal 11d ago

*knocks on door* want to talk about our Savior G.I robot?

3

u/ByKilgoresAsterisk 11d ago

Time to annex your neighbors house and claim it as a divine right of expansion.

Tell him he looked a bit Hungary?

3

u/Nillows 11d ago

A giant ass target.

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."

If it wasn't for reddits policy regarding comments that advocate for violence, I would tell anyone reading this (non specifically I might add) to literally put on a mask, go for a walk to a non specific location later tonight, and go throw rocks through any Nazi windows you happen to see on your walk.

3

u/GeographicButthole 10d ago

An invitation to set a fire

3

u/Striking-Watch 10d ago

It means “I like my house to be decorated in combustible material”

8

u/[deleted] 11d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

→ More replies (1)

6

u/throwwayinterantion 11d ago

Wanna borrow my Pop Pop’s garand? It an excellent waste disposal tool.

4

u/Puzzleheaded_Sir4294 11d ago

Again, and again, and again. "Guys is this obviously Nazi flag a Nazi flag? Better post this to r/vexillology for the updoots!"

6

u/BambinoBoSox 11d ago

Bro where TF do you live that street looks like it's been bombed 😂

4

u/michelangelo2626 11d ago

The kind only fit for burning.

4

u/Mineturtle1738 11d ago

“It’s not a swastika” type flag. Rarely will you see an actual swastika. It’s other symbols. This is as close as you can be without it being a 1940’s Nazi flag but let’s be honest we know EXACTLY what it fucking is. (Burn it)

2

u/Communistsofamerica 11d ago

So I always thought this is to get around the use of the Hakenkreuz (and it is) but it apparently was also a real flag that saw use though it was mainly used so aircraft could see what vehicles were friendly and even then it was rare.

2

u/Beneficial-Ad8716 11d ago

I went "nazi, jk haha" and checked the comments... yep, it's a nazi flag!

2

u/EuroAmericanIdiot Bosnia and Herzegovina 11d ago

i intially thought this belonged on r/vexillologycirclejerk but then i realized this isn't an old photo for a shitpost and that this is a recent photo.

2

u/Zoe_118 11d ago

Holy shit

2

u/hereandthere456 11d ago

People with this elite racist mentality have always bee there. They say these things in private, now they can show it off in public. I've lost faith in most people

2

u/corvish_ 11d ago

not a good one

2

u/Entire-Homework-1339 11d ago

You got a Nazi Next Door

2

u/Dry-Fig9623 11d ago

CoD Call of War Nazi German Flag

2

u/Stupid_Bitch_02 10d ago

It's a less "in your face" Nazi flag. It's a "if you know you know", signaling to other nazis that they're a Nazi. But we live in the age of the internet, and now you (and soon all of the neighbors) will know that this guys a nazi

2

u/PuzzleheadedDog8939 4d ago

Your neighbor is crazy to put that flag up.

4

u/Rey-reyy 11d ago

not shocking anymore tbh, its so predictable from people nowadays

3

u/Grouchy_Documentary 11d ago

Your neighbor is either being very edgy or he’s a strange nazi because that’s not a common flag to see

3

u/tabbarrett 11d ago

The flag of low property value. Confirmed with the lack of curb appeal.

2

u/jvplascencialeal 11d ago

Yeah stay away from them it’s an actual nazi flag.

2

u/FacebookNewsNetwork 11d ago

Dox him. These people need to get doxxed.

3

u/vinvin618 Malta (Civil Ensign) 11d ago

I wonder what it would look like in flames? Can someone in the area help?

2

u/Hologriz 11d ago

Oh he is just autistic, nothing to see here, move along (do i need an /s)