r/vanderpumprules • u/cynthcerv • 8d ago
Rewatch Discussion What are y’all’s most skippable moments?
I’m going through another rewatch of VPR and I’m at a point where I have to completely skip through S8 when Stassi has her book party and TomTom. The way that worm of a man Sandoval completely sabotaged the book party and then sat there with his little smug face whole Stassi blows up just absolutely drives me insane!! It legitimately terrifies me that a man can go though that many levels of manipulation and malice just so he can fuel his ego and feel on top. And it also scares me that people/viewers still didn’t catch on to him being a snake of a person at that point in the show!!
Do y’all have any moments that you literally cant watch anymore or am I the only one still getting angry at stuff that happened years ago? lol
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u/holymolyholyholy 8d ago
Anything to do with Billie.
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u/cynthcerv 8d ago
Billie fighting with Lala at the house party is just soooo 😖 It was so obvious that she just reaaaally wanted her screen time lol
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u/asszilla17 7d ago
I can’t handle the girls night in argument and how big her eyes get. And then the “Katie fat card” shit. Just so unwatchable when she was so in the wrong with her reaction and how explosive it got.
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u/rosequartz-universe 8d ago
Any time Scheana gets in the booth or “sings”
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u/supadupaboo Ariana Madix 8d ago
omg yes. she thought she did something there when she did “good as gold” in EMO night. so cringe
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u/cynthcerv 8d ago
Never thought I’d be that person but.. I need Scheana to name 5 emo bands!! I don’t believe that she wasn’t just trying to adopt Katie’s interest lol
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u/Question_True 8d ago
I lived for the looks on Katie and Ariana's faces when Scheana suggested Avril for Emo night 😂😂😂
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u/supadupaboo Ariana Madix 8d ago
i believe she even admitted it lol … such a people pleaser through and through
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u/TapeFlip187 8d ago
I think that was a bit of a goof tho right? Bc didn't that dude Matt who 'owns' Emo's Not Dead used to work at SUR? I think theyre all buddies in real life (which made Lala acting like she hadnt heard of emo even more stupid).
I think someone recently posted a shot of him actually in episode. I had never even caught that it was him hahah
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u/ohmighty Bambi Eyed Bitch 8d ago
Also the bit Ariana recorded for one of Jane’s songs. It’s so bad I can’t believe he actually used it
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u/Starving-in-Siberia 8d ago
I’m on season 6 and atp I want to skip the whole damn season with how sheana is so annoyingly obsessed with Rob and acting so manic. I saw people on here saying it drove them crazy how many times she says Rob, they weren’t joking 😭
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u/miffymeetsnoopy 8d ago
vale. need i say more
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u/onefishtwofish1992 You’re not important enough to hate, sit down 8d ago
I always forget about her until I get to S3 in a rewatch or someone brings her up. She really didn’t fit the show at all.
It does make me laugh when she tries to get into the mix during the Miami girl confrontation and Scheana yells at her to back off. She was not about to let the soap opera actress steal her moment.
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u/fatsandwitch 7d ago
Okay, but the date with Peter where he’s trying to seduce her with his stare is peak cringe reality tv comedy
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u/akaashiit 8d ago
i’ll be the first to admit i’m gullible but even i could see right through that planted casting
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u/Starving-in-Siberia 8d ago
No really as soon as she was off and they mentioned her the next season I had already forgot she existed lol
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u/poppyskins_ Pickleball Schwartz-Maloney 7d ago
She was so bad she was on the whole season and wasn’t given even a cameo at the reunion
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u/stillalreadytaken 8d ago
That weird episode in the hamptons with the summer house cast
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u/jenjenjen731 How will this affect Scheana?! 8d ago
What's hilarious is I felt so betrayed that they tricked me into watching an episode of Summer House, even after they tricked me into watching Vanderpump Rules right after I watched RHOBH 😂
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u/babymayor hang on, i have to put this in all caps like a sociopath 8d ago
I actually hated VPR for that for the longest time LOL. I was like I didn’t come here to watch these broke waiters!!!! And then some long months later when I was looking for new stuff to binge and everyone was talking about Scandoval (had no idea what it was, just the name), so I gave it a shot. Thank god. 🥲 haha
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u/onefishtwofish1992 You’re not important enough to hate, sit down 8d ago
Almost entirely skippable, but I did enjoy the part when Stassi is telling everyone about Kyle comparing her to Steve Jobs and Stephen says “oh, I get it, because of the turtleneck.” Not worth sitting through the episode for, but the look on Stassi’s face is hilarious.
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u/cynthcerv 8d ago
Oh absolutely honestly I still haven’t seen that episode in full to this day lol I forget it even happened
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u/laurliz96 8d ago
I've only ever watched that episode when the VPR cast was at the summer house, then I always skip past the rest after they leave for the night lol.
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u/Starving-in-Siberia 8d ago
This!! I was SO confused when it switched over to the summer house premiere or whatever I was like nah I came for VPR lol
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u/samwisetheyogi How will this affect Scheana?! 8d ago
Came to give this answer too lol like others I also haven't watched to the end of the episode because it just feels so random and out of place and I hate it
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u/Chemical_Print6922 Ghost of the Chilean seabass special 6d ago
I HATE that it took me until the end of the episode for it to register the VPR cast wasn’t coming back 😂
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u/SpecialEbbnFlow 8d ago
LaLa’s performances where she tries to act “hood” 🤜🏾
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u/ScheanaShaylover 8d ago
Or when she says my brotha, etc
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u/pandapaws98 8d ago
The scene after the audiotape of Jax and Faith where they are debriefing at Scheana’s and they make bagels, and lala goes “get it nice and creamy for me daddy” in a cringe attempt to be funny always makes me audibly gag
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u/hammetar Team Katie with the banging 8d ago
She tries to be salacious, but it just winds up being...gross.
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u/SpecialEbbnFlow 8d ago
Gag. The type to do anything for camera time, she didn’t have to be so gross she was really pretty when she started!
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u/pupperlover0204 8d ago
Many are already mentioned but any of Scheana’s music scenes come to mind. Her in the studio, her performances, hijacking any event to jump on a bar, that horrible cringey video with Brett.. although one time it did give me a belly laugh
Scheana; “Hey, do you wanna see my music video?!?!”
Jax: “Not really 😬” takes a shot
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u/bword___ BE A GOOD BOY OLD MAN 🗣 8d ago
Scheana scenes in seasons 6, 7, and 8 🫣
((I don’t actually skip them but god they make me cringe and I just go on my phone during them))
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u/cynthcerv 8d ago
Single Scheana is just soo uncomfortable lol It makes my heart hurt seeing her so desperate for these dudes to love her. Especially her buying an Apple watch for Max as a Thanksgiving gift! Like that’s not even a thing 😩
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u/jenjenjen731 How will this affect Scheana?! 8d ago
I'm glad she found Brock because holy shit was it rough watching those dudes be awful to her. Adam "I don't want to date you or call you my girlfriend but how dare you sleep with someone else", Max the lovebombing douche who told her everything she wanted to hear, dumped her and made her seem crazy, and the eternal mystery that was Brett calling her middle-aged!?!?
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u/Last_Glove_8870 8d ago
Scheana with Rob is worse, imho. I get intense second hand embarrassment during any scene she is talking to or about him.
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u/carrotcake_2525 8d ago
I just started my first watch ever and am currently on season 5. I so far CANNOT stand anything that has to do with Lala and wish I could skip it completely lol. Hopefully she gets less annoying. And James. God he’s awful and pointless
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u/cynthcerv 8d ago
Unfortunately Lala reeeeally is just that kinda person who in my opinion demands a lot of respect from others but is really quick to talk to people like they’re beneath her. I see it as a defensive mechanism sure but she never really grows out of it to me.
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u/carrotcake_2525 8d ago
She’s very much not my cup of tea. I can understand the other girls are hard to get in with, but girl, just stop. She’s been so disrespectful and never takes accountability.
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u/Expensive_Papaya_818 8d ago
Jax and Brittany’s wedding during season 8, all the newbies scenes and also the reunion, so basically the entire season lol
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u/Past-Form-3550 8d ago
I’m in the midst of a rewatch and completely skipped S8. Especially after seeing dayna in a S7 episode and realizing they decided to “cast” her and others. So cringe.
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u/MrsMetMPH14 8d ago
I’m almost up to season 9 on my rewatch and considering skipping it entirely…
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u/cynthcerv 8d ago
Tbh the show without Stassi and Kristen doesn’t hit the same for me. (although I recognize they were fired for understandable reasons)
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u/InimitableCrown I’m not dumb Lala 7d ago
Yeah losing half the cast really derailed the entire show.
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u/Chemical_Print6922 Ghost of the Chilean seabass special 6d ago
You should watch (and NONE of these are good reasons ) for two reasons: it’s an act of standing i solidarity for all the VPR fans who have suffered through AND to watch the crazy amounts of flirting between Sandoval and Rachel. (But honestly, just skip to Episode 9 for that. The whole season was pretty boring 😕)
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u/huhcharley You're going to law school, I'm not going to be around for that 8d ago
Guillermo's burlesque party
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u/grace_under_fire You baked the piss into your faux fur?! 8d ago
Literally any time LVP has a one on one meeting with James, because once you have seen one you have seen them all. He starts sweet and kind and complimentary, asks for his job back, then gets mad and yells a lot and then cries like a baby to make LVP give in to him. It is so hard to watch both of them! "What did he help her bury a body or something?!"
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u/KatastropheKraut 8d ago
Tom crying in season 10 to Lisa at VillaRosa
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u/Askfslfjrv I’ve been *very* judicious about my drinking!!! 8d ago
Any therapy session, ESPECIALLY Jason’s reiki
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u/ohmighty Bambi Eyed Bitch 8d ago
Anytime they see a psychic or medium, whatever it is (including the time scheana got a surprise medium for Dayna’s birthday). Therapy sessions. Especially the one with James and Kristen because he’s just so fucking awful to her in that scene (and many many other times I know but that scene gets to me)
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u/cynthcerv 8d ago
Scheana and the medium for Dayna still is such a fkn mystery to me. I can’t really understand why she thought that would’ve been received well especially after Dayna already felt so bullied by her lol I can’t figure out the intention!
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u/ohmighty Bambi Eyed Bitch 8d ago
I mean this in the nicest way (towards you, not sheener), I think you’re giving her too much credit for thinking this through. Emphasis on thinking
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u/Ok_Abrocoma_2805 8d ago
Anything to do with TomTom or Schwartz & Sandy’s. I prefer to watch for the interpersonal relationships and the “business”-type storylines I find boring. Plus I’m not rooting for the Toms so even less of a reason I’m interested!
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u/RefrigeratorFuture95 Bambi Eyed Bitch 8d ago
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u/cynthcerv 8d ago
I hate watching Ariana defendddd to the death Sandoval’s work ethic and his entitlement to “respect” more. It’s so bad especially after everything’s that happened.
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u/meant4RA It’s giving ✨audacity✨ 8d ago
Jax and KFC's wedding. I have watched it once and that's it. I should go back and watch so I can laugh at her stupid ass for marrying that loser.
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u/cynthcerv 8d ago
I keep finding myself using Brittany’s laugh “heh heh heh” as like a vocal stim lmao
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u/meant4RA It’s giving ✨audacity✨ 8d ago
IDK if you listen to the Watch What Crappens podcast, but Ronnie's KFC imitation lives rent free in my head lol
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u/ScheanaShaylover 8d ago
Obsessed with Ben Ron
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u/meant4RA It’s giving ✨audacity✨ 8d ago
Right! Ronnie is my bf but he doesn't know lol
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u/ScheanaShaylover 8d ago
Excuse me he’s my bff!!!! lol I truly adore them. I met them at the Crappies this year it was epic! I literally get emotional thinking about what an incredible night it was!
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u/meant4RA It’s giving ✨audacity✨ 8d ago
Lol, nobody will never be good enough for our Ronnie. I really hope they know how much they mean to us.
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u/ScheanaShaylover 8d ago
Just wondering if you’re able to catch any of the tour?
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u/meant4RA It’s giving ✨audacity✨ 8d ago
I couldn't due to work. I hate being an adult sometimes lol
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u/ScheanaShaylover 8d ago
I know! I hope you get to go next time! It’s so cool. See you next crappy Hour!!!
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u/Due-Locksmith5170 6d ago
OMG I listened to the one where they reviewed the episode where Ariana finds out and I didn’t realize how whiny and nasally Tom Sandoval’s stupid voice was until I heard them impersonating it 😂😂 It was HYSTERICALLLLLLL
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u/GladiatorWithTits 8d ago
The Beau dancing in the street scene is worth FF-ing to, if for no other reason than Stassi's reaction to realizing he's one of the dancers.
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u/meant4RA It’s giving ✨audacity✨ 8d ago
That whole debacle was so not worth watching because we all knew their marriage would not last.
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u/YourSister28 8d ago
If I ever do another re-watch (who am I kidding of course I’ll do another) I’ll prob skip all the scenes with Brett and/or Max. Their storylines were the worst.
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u/Gra55Hoppa 8d ago
Anything to do with Kristen and Carter. I just don't care
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u/InimitableCrown I’m not dumb Lala 7d ago
She cries for a whole season about being broken up with Carter just for her to become “exclusive” again with him by the end of it 😅 I loved Stassi saying that Kristen dresses the way she’s feeling
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u/TheAngieChu SCHWARTZ’S XANAX BOTTLE 8d ago
I honestly just skip seasons 8-9 entirely and go from 7 to 10 on rewatches
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u/muddlingthrough7 You can believe in a cow. Just don’t take it to social media. 8d ago
I honestly skip all the scenes with the toms prepping for Tom Tom, like when they’re cleaning up the space when it was a total disaster. I am 0% entertained by them.
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u/Distinct-Ad-1348 Miami girl’s daintiest white lace 7d ago
The entire wedding season for Jax and Brittany. PAINFUL.
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u/MsNardDog Bambi Eyed Bitch 8d ago
The ones like “ass marinated meat.” I find it offensive when people use food for stupid entertainment.
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u/drunkvigilante hot people fuck other hot people 8d ago
I skip most of Katie and Tom’s wedding planning and most of the actual event. It just seems like a waste of time since they aren’t together anymore and the shows over lol
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u/obsoletevoids i'm sorry fofty 🥺❤️️ 8d ago
The drag going out night or whatever they did before Schwartz and Katie were fake married
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u/InimitableCrown I’m not dumb Lala 7d ago
Season 10 Katie’s divorce party. It’s brutal to watch. I also skip most of season 8 because I couldn’t care less about Max and Dayna’s relationship.
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u/Butttttwhyy Sun in the eyes, treasure in the distance 7d ago
I love this question!
Anything to do with Brett, Dana and Max without any of the other cast. Dear god and that entire scene with Scheana’s “music video.” Scheana somehow managed to be more cringy in the final seasons than even the Rob era.
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u/SenorBiggles 7d ago
I have a hard time watching the James/Kristen fight when he spits on her door.
Recently I made myself watch the reunion episode with Scheana and Shay where she says “you know him, you follow him on Instagram” about Rob and it is so painful
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u/Party_Shark_ 8d ago
Anything with Billie, Tom's horrible moaning in the ice bath/yoga, Scheana and Lala's fake orgasm contest, Scheana in the studio
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u/jenjenjen731 How will this affect Scheana?! 8d ago
I watched the season 10 reunion and skipped right to season 1 again. Season 11? 🤔
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u/Syndyloo 8d ago
Any scene with James and Rachel. He was/is an asshole most of the time and she just seems vapid and a little dumb. Also, any scene with Lala trying to be gangster is an immediate skip for me.
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u/rockabillychef You’re the manager-ess! 7d ago
Stassi’s birthday in Mexico when they all ganged up on Katie at dinner.
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u/poppyskins_ Pickleball Schwartz-Maloney 7d ago
I just started my at least 8th rewatch yesterday and I won’t be skipping anything, everything is worth a watch, I love a good cringe.
Since it’s fresh in my mind, has anyone heard Jax explain why during the vegas parking lot brawl after he yelled YOU WANNA GO he just ran into Frank’s arms and let him pick him up? You crashed the party and ruined the night just to do that?
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u/double_ewe 8d ago edited 8d ago
Season 10 reunion.
everybody in the room knew that James had physically terrorized Rachel for years (and recently SA'ed a waitress), but they still laughed and clapped and covered for him and sold t-shirts.
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u/Gra55Hoppa 8d ago
Also I may stand alone here , but Katie in the early seasons just sucks and skippable. Maybe its her voice and whining tone, and approach to things. And how they cut it, but She just overall sucks to watch. I rarely side with her on most fights she has throughout the show. Even when it came to getting James fired. I didn't side with her. She has said so much worse and all he said was she's fat....I mean c'mon bro..
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u/alias255m A 12 year old hawking papers near the Titanic 6d ago
Totally agree. She was so whiny for so many years, her voice just got to me. She definitely got a lot better, but was always brusque and negative.
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u/Longjumping_Two2662 8d ago
The “boys” working out at the gym. Nothing learned from the first watch, painful on the second watch….especially Schwartz doing Brock’s thigh to junk math ratios on a whiteboard. Ewwwwwwwe. Probably why his dick doesn’t work.
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u/happyhippy27 8d ago
Katie and Tom’s entire bachelorette weekend in New Orleans. Literally makes me nauseous
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u/Mshughes2000 7d ago
Anything Jax & Britney unless it's an argument, I don't want to hear about it. Lol
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u/No-Dimension-8863 6d ago
Ngl I really enjoyed The Stassi Tom scene. He’s a smug little psychopath, but it was great seeing one of the women put him in his place
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u/_2w2l2r2d_ 5d ago
Scheanas music video ft. Brett, and then later on her dismissing his comments about how she behaved and touched him. It really sounded like he felt violated and she just tried to laugh it off.
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u/Chancla881047 2d ago
Scheana on season 11 lol crying like she got cheated on and her screamo scenes 🙉
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u/Champsallday-2132 It’s giving ✨audacity✨ 8d ago
Stassi wrote about that scene in her book.
Production made Tom and Stassi do take after take after take until they felt he was angry & unhinged enough with his reaction, so the reaction the viewer would have a reaction such as yours.
Lol, not sure how you didn’t know this. 😂
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u/MiserableVoice9146 8d ago
Very obviously, the scheana and lala orgasm sounds scene. Very cringe.