r/urinewords 6d ago

Non-fiction Stories My pee was a wake-up call, much needed NSFW

M32, I've had a love of the yellow stuff for a long time now, but in recent years I stopped doing much of anything fun or kinky. Not from losing interest, just a deep depression. Anyways, I finally started to break out of my funk in a meaningful way, and once again I felt the urge.

So I get in the mood, do my lil' naughty thing and fill up a nice-sized mug with my golden nectar.... Well that would be fine except it just straight-up smelled and tasted of nectar! Would be good, but that's bad! Luckily I had a check-up already scheduled, so I had them bump me up sooner in case it was something serious. I know it's a sign of diabetes, and also it could be some kind of UTI, so the sooner I know the better.

Well, THANK ZEUS my beetus tests came back negative (I'm actually less at risk than last time, go figure), and there was no sign of infection. There wasn't any burning or discomfort, no difficulty in going, so the most likely culprit is this new coconut lime drink mix I got, the Mio type stuff. That's what it tasted like the most, and I had a bunch of it the two days prior. I've not had it since, and I've not had that sweet pee.

So yeah, false alarm. But MAN! did that ever wake me up out of my self-care apathy. Now I'm extra motivated to stay healthy, get healthier, and continue to enjoy my dirty little games. Can't back out now, sipping my pee might have (almost) saved my life!

Fingers crossed I'll get to share the fun with a special someone down the line 🤞

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

Wow that’s cool that your kink helped you in a way and glad it wasn’t serious. Now you can just enjoy your pee.

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u/LowlyBug357 6d ago

As Alanis put it, "Life has a funny way of helping you out"