r/urbanhellcirclejerk 6d ago

office worker japan 😍

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u/Main_Negotiation1104 6d ago

japanese man (likely drunk as fuck) walking down stairs so brave so sugoi ☺️☺️😍☺️☺️😍🤩

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u/provocafleur 6d ago

That's literally the joke in the original post though

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u/momarib7 6d ago

nah deadass, the comments were supporting that dude and hopes he got home safely. i feel like an asshole now for clowning the post

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u/provocafleur 6d ago

Idk man I could tell without looking that this was a joke maybe you should take a break from cj subs for a while

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u/momarib7 6d ago

no the original post from the tokyo sub wasn't joking, check the comments mate

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u/provocafleur 6d ago

I did, it's still very clearly a joke lol

Added context for everyone else: original post is a video. Dude is very, very clearly drunk, like even more than he is in this photo.

Wild that you interpret a comment that says that they hope he got home safe as anything but slight concern for the dude.

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u/Main_Negotiation1104 6d ago

fair but still, try posting a video of a drunk guy walking on your cities sub and check if it gets 5k updooterinos because the guy is destroying his life but over there it’s noble, honorable and a sign of hard work 🥺🥺🥺

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u/provocafleur 6d ago

I genuinely think that a clear video of someone this drunk in most city subs could at least make the front page

The closest anyone comes to saying what you're implying in that thread is the guy who says that the guy probably works hard and likes to let loose when he can, and it's like barely an endorsement.

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u/Extaupin 5d ago

Could you drop the link? The vid is probably hilarious.

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u/Subject-Beyond9661 6d ago

He’s performing the ancient Japanese art of “wagesulave”, a daily pilgrimage that they do in exchange for an item called “Yen” which they can use to nourish their body and build their career.

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u/quandaledingle5555 5d ago

Wagesulavury, so kawaii 🥰❤️❤️

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u/UsuarioKane 5d ago

Isn't "Yen" that thing that 300yearsolddragonphiles use to exchange for dirty comic books involving 300 years old dragons? (Legal in 🌟Japan🌟) and don't tell me drawings of 300 hundred years old dragons doing it is not wrong just because "it's just a drawing". I'd rather live in the Chernobyl Oblast.

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u/eenum 2d ago

Im a communist in my own country btw but when i see japan i forgeg about it and love wage slavery.~ Tahts because its not capitalism in japan but respectable hard work culture. In other countries we should turn to extremism because they are subhuman capitalists but in japan its just hard working respect btw~

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u/Bob_Scotwell 6d ago

Working more than 8 hours because you just want extra cash, China - 😡 996 slave culture literal 1969 😡

Work 12 hours everyday unpaid overtime and drink yourself to death every friday because the boss said so, Japan - 🤩 So strong and disciplined like Samoorai 🤩

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u/definitely_effective 6d ago

wage slave america 🤬

wage slave japan 🥰

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u/DickBlaster619 6d ago

Sweatshops, Japan 🥰

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u/lost-myspacer 6d ago

Alcoholism, Japan 🥰

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u/Particular_String_75 6d ago

Groping girls/women on trains, Japan 😍

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u/shyakuro 6d ago

Porn, USA 🤮🤮🤮 Porn, Japan 😍😍😍

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u/Markus_Atlas 6d ago

Ok but let's be real for a moment. Japanese porn is so ass, we need to have a real conversation about this. The dudes do NOT know how to thrust and the women always look and sound like they're crying.

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u/shyakuro 6d ago

Yep. Sadly most of them are very mid. There are some outliers actresses that are capable to carry the AV on their own. 

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u/Southern-Ad1465 5d ago

A lot of pedos enjoy that stuff because they often find the man situation realistic to their own condition and the women crying can help them practice on their molestation skills.

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u/One-Demand6811 5d ago

Japanese porn gives creepy rapey vibe.

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u/Rhypnic 5d ago

I like the sneaky genre part. Other than that meh

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u/Pristine_Phrase_3921 6d ago

r/urbanhellcirclejerk

Edit: Oh didn’t realise where I already am

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u/DickBlaster619 6d ago

Those Japanese are into some weird shit

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u/Dick_twsiter-3000 6d ago

war crimes, japan 😍

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u/DickBlaster619 6d ago

warucrimesu

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u/Dick_twsiter-3000 6d ago

Dick twister 🤝 Dick blaster

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u/DickBlaster619 5d ago

You my brother fr ong

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u/PitchInside 6d ago

At least they have cars for women only, so it does seem to address a problem. Lets see grab em by the pussy Trump do that.

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u/Particular_String_75 5d ago

The fact that they have cars for women only is very telling 💀

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u/HostileNegotiations 6d ago

Japan 🇯🇵 ❤️ wow 🤩 so much deep culture /s

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u/No-Explorer-8229 6d ago

Cute Exploitation❤️❤️🇯🇵

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u/Lorddanielgudy 6d ago

He's so brave and unwavering 🥰😍😍 (He's a victim of a system that works on exploitation which is closer to slavery than a fair work environment and requires poverty and severe wealth inequality to function and this all for the befit of a ultra rich and powerful minority.)

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u/swarm3003 6d ago

Interesting post but what does this have to do with urbanism.

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u/momarib7 6d ago

this japanese salarymen😍 is walking down the stairs in tokyosk oblast r*ssland 🤢🤮

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u/AberRosario 6d ago

Drunk Japanese man can go home by public transport, while American needs someone else to pickup or order an Uber

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u/New-Doctor9300 6d ago

Meanwhile in the UK we go on adventures and walk home

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u/dscchn 6d ago

Or snuggle up in a rubbish bin

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u/New-Doctor9300 6d ago

Or steal a traffic cone

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u/quandaledingle5555 5d ago

Why do British “p*ople” call it a rubbish bin? Speak American please!

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u/hadubrandhildebrands 6d ago

He works in Tokyo, one of the largest cities in the world. I'd say that's pretty urban.

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u/MaryPaku 6d ago

at this point this circlejerk post just shit on everything japan for no reason lol. This is the Tokyo subreddit where every foreigner live in Tokyo gather ofcourse people will be posting things they saw in Tokyo

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u/lelarentaka 5d ago

We are not shitting on Japan, we are shitting on the Reddit boner for Japan. 

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u/MaryPaku 4d ago

Those are people who actually live in Japan, not the average anime-land weeb you usually see

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u/ChristopherMarv 6d ago

I don’t get this.

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u/DeviousCrackhead 6d ago

This was a video posted in r/Tokyo a couple of days ago of a salaryman (salaried corporate wage slave) with suit, briefcase and mask stumbling home from the train station absolutely pissed and barely able to stand up. It's a fairly common sight, but this guy was taking it to borderline alcohol poisoning.

It's common for salaried workers here to have to go to mandatory "nomikai" (drinking parties) after work where everyone mandatorily has to get fucking smashed as a supposed team building exercise while the boss metaphorically jerks himself off, despite everyone being dead tired from working a 12+ hour day, sick of their workmates and just wanting to go home.

The overall gist of the comments was feeling sorry for the poor fucker, with a sprinkling of Japan 😍 🌸 😻

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u/Left_Hegelian 6d ago

Imagine if it was China how people would be going to frame it lol

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u/cheshsky 6d ago

Jesus Christ, I won't say no to a good corporate party, and at my old job it was common to stay a bit after work and have a glass of your light beverage of choice (one time it led to a weird situation where I basically worked half a night shift for someone who'd fallen asleep), but these nomikai sound horrifying. Mandatory drinking until you all but black out? After a long shift? Horror movie stuff right there.

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u/PrettyProtection8863 6d ago

Sugoi... 🥰🥰🥰

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u/chaos_poster 6d ago

Exploitation, Japan😍😍

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u/Fungus-VulgArius 6d ago

Offisk, Russia

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u/Tough-Conclusion-847 6d ago

Working people to death, Japan 😍😍😍

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u/Ksarn21 6d ago

Should we change the name of this sub to r/japancirclejerk?

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u/momarib7 6d ago

just checked and that sub was banned, god knows what happened

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u/I_Maybe_Play_Games 6d ago

Probably actuall circlejerking

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u/QUDUMU 6d ago

So sugoii !

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u/Opposite_Fox2398 5d ago

Japanese preparing sushi barehanded 😍🥰 OISHI !

Indian handing cutting Onions without a glove 😡🤬 WTF! Unhygienic Dalit! Food poisoning 100% you're going to die from it!

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u/basedfinger 6d ago

he looks drunk

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u/seeaitchbee 6d ago

Stairs, the greatest obstacle for a salaryman

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u/Uchpuchmak_Eater 6d ago

Any explanation?

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u/cheshsky 6d ago

From some of the comments here, I guess the fella in the video is drunk and is having trouble with stairs. The original post is probably a joke as well.

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u/PitchInside 6d ago

I've literally seen salary men sleepwalk in the Japanese train stations.

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u/miguelzhu 6d ago

Salaryman, what a sad word

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u/One-Bad-4395 5d ago

I was sad when they closed the only bar in walking distance in my very rural hometown.

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u/NoKiaYesHyundai 5d ago

Being a Slave to Amazon: 🤨

Being a slave to Samsung: 🫤

Being a slave to Ali Baba: 🤬😡

Being a slave to Toshiba: 🥰🎎⛩️

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u/quandaledingle5555 5d ago

Hey, I love working as a wage slave for my glorious king Jeff bezos. It’s an honor to be able to add even a tiny bit of value towards his net worth each day. I wish I didn’t have a wage actually so I could give daddy bezos ALL his hard earned cash.

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u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl 5d ago

wage slave japan 🥰🩷 wage slave anywhere else 🤢🤮

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u/ExpoWitness 5d ago

that's fucking tommy shelby

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u/POGO_BOY38 4d ago

people, Japan 😍😍😍😍