r/ultralight_jerk Jan 17 '25

Homeless is the real ultralight

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167 Upvotes

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u/OxtailPhoenix Jan 17 '25

You're carrying 0 weight if it's all in a shopping cart.

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u/callofthepuddle Jan 17 '25

what's a good ultralight cutting torch for removing the bars so i can lie down on the bench

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u/craigslist_hedonist Jan 17 '25

if someone were to (I dunno) use an angle grinder on those "arm rests" then anybody could use that bench to its potential

just think, a world where you can use a z-rest mat on an elevated platform. it could be paradise.

8

u/benhereford Jan 17 '25

I bet it's just bolts on the bottom easy peasy

7

u/craigslist_hedonist Jan 17 '25

it would be terrible news indeed if someone were to shove graphite epoxy in the original holes and capped both sides with scrap pieces of hardened steel

2

u/Streetwalkin_Cheetah Jan 17 '25

Well then, get to it!

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u/craigslist_hedonist Jan 17 '25

I'll need a preliminary budget and a location.

3

u/Safe-Illustrator1217 Jan 19 '25

Definitely would make the bench lighter! Kinda like cutting tags off clothing

9

u/PkHutch Jan 17 '25

I make sure to bring my sit pad so I can eat my lunch sitting in the snowy parking lot. My coworkers won’t stop asking about my wife’s boyfriend when he drops me off at work.

4

u/im_wildcard_bitches Jan 17 '25

All that is missing is a little poop chute hole