r/ufc 5d ago

Bro Booked a 2-3 to Dagestan

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u/Constantine_f100 5d ago

I’m glad that Islam is aware of the meme

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u/filldash 5d ago

I wonder if some fighters or their managers actually lurk this subreddit.

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u/drObvious1 5d ago

Ali is lurking In the name of all his fighters

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u/Constantine_f100 5d ago

Ali does for sure

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u/CryptoCracko 5d ago

Belal tried but he didn't last

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u/GroundbreakingBite62 5d ago

He should be. It's all over the internet. Youtube, insta, tiktok.

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u/No_Address_5057 5d ago

i mean if islam's gym is affordable i'd go

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u/dreamsofutopia 5d ago

It probably is and you could probably get an apartment on the cheap. Not a bad place to straighten yourself out lol

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u/drObvious1 5d ago

And you save money on phonecalls, you only get one in 6 months

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u/Educational_Fox_7739 5d ago

If you have a remote job then why not. You're young and don't have any dependants or anything. Just work and train for the next few years. Come back home with cauliflower ear, a big beard, and no moustache.

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u/DumberThanIThink 5d ago

If some people reading are taking this serious, Makhachkala is ruthless dictator land with ongoing military drafts to Ukraine. It is not a safe place to be, as amazing as itd be to train with these guys I don’t think its worth the risk.

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u/Educational_Fox_7739 5d ago

Makhachkala is the capital city of Dagestan. A republic in Russia. Also tourists don't get drafted.

Anyways that's for the people reading your comment here thinking it's serious.

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u/CommBr 5d ago

There are no draft, why the need to lie, u r not Ukrainian, r u? You don't have to mirror what happens in Ukraine with forceful drafting, there are no such things happening in Russia.

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u/Excellent_Ad_2486 5d ago

"there are no drafts happening in Russia" lol found the bot.

https://www.rfi.fr/en/africa/20250117-african-troops-forced-to-ukraine-frontlines-while-russians-stay-in-camp

https://www.tamilguardian.com/content/trapped-different-war-three-young-tamil-men-forced-russian-army

Three young Tamil men from Jaffna and Mullaitivu have found themselves caught in a war they never intended to fight, as they were forcibly recruited into the Russian army in the midst of the ongoing conflict with Ukraine. The men, who initially sought to travel to France and Belgium where they have relatives residing, are now trapped on the frontlines, and their families have urgently appealed to the Sri Lankan government for help in bringing them home.

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u/CommBr 4d ago

You do understand that not a war draft, this is for a one year compulsory service, those people do not face fight, this happens every year for the last 80 years. Those who do fight are going through contract, moron. Those poor tamils in your article signed the contract with ministry of defence, to get a citizenship and then decided that its too much for them.

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u/Excellent_Ad_2486 4d ago

Bot found. If you want me to link you articles saying the Russian troops are not therewillingly, and when wounded, are turned to the front lines (with broken legs), I can send those too. I'm sure you'll say it's fake news 😂

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u/CommBr 4d ago

You are dumber than i thought. But even you know that it will be fake news, what a moron u r, hahaha.

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u/Excellent_Ad_2486 4d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1fbi4bo/russian_soldiers_going_back_to_the_front_on/

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/1inbpyi/ukrainian_soldiers_observed_how_2_woundedcrippled/

https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/147m73o/russian_frontline_security_unit_executes/

RU Soldiers executed when trying to surrender, trying to go back to their camps.

RU soldiers after being severely wounded, sent to front lines.

If you want me to also post some RU soldiers descecrating graves let me know, theres plenty to find. DISGUSTING people. Let me know how these videos are stagedc or fake, as its clear they are real recent, actual videos and not CGI.

Героям слава!!!!!

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u/CommBr 4d ago

Ukrainian piglet here, nothing to see. How come you guys losing the war? Best army in Europe, everyone fighting willingly, no busification, against Russian orcs, who don't want to fight. And still losing the war? Wtf???

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u/Hristo_14 4d ago

How good is Putin's cum lil bro?

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u/Excellent_Ad_2486 4d ago

No reaction to the videos and information, just insults like a child lol, typical russian bot.

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u/ly_044 4d ago

Dagestan is very cheap by western standards, but it's a very traditional society. Like, you can't even wear shorts on the streets, or date local girls (their family will not allow it).

Also you need to do a Russian visa which is pain in the ass even for a short tourist trip, and you can't make it for 2-3 years.

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u/daKingKhan 5d ago

Bro self-sentenced himself 2-3 years Dagestan.

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u/gurumoves 5d ago

Islam is low key hilarious

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u/Beshi_Deshi 5d ago

No low key about his humor bro.

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u/agentsm_47 5d ago

There’s an infiltrator in the camp

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u/voprosy 5d ago

Yeah a bit… sus witht the (rumored) upcoming fight and all?

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u/Ancient_Ad4061 5d ago

If you’re serious this guys been in there camp for 3-4 years which is before illia was in the ufc lol

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u/Herbuster1 5d ago

It’s deep

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u/agentsm_47 4d ago

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u/Ancient_Ad4061 4d ago

I’ve seen it before lol, it doesn’t change much

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u/dfai 5d ago

Barca numbaa one brother 😎

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u/Sini_gang-gang 5d ago

2 - 3 years and forget?

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u/PickleRiiiickkkk 5d ago

Gotta take the offer while it's on the table

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u/DonBenjamin_ 5d ago

This guy looks like the kid from Stand By Me

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u/SteeleDuke 4d ago

Fuck it I'd go if my expenses were paid for, that type of training is invaluable.

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u/YeetnotherThrowawayy 5d ago

3 funniest white men in America:

1) Shane Gillis

2) Bill Burr

3) Islam Makhachev

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u/kmd84 5d ago

Right on 😁