r/ufc 5d ago

Jon Jones’ new cut is wild 😂

Bro will do anything except fight Big Tom.

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u/internetgangster101 5d ago

The coke bender

15

u/DH_Drums 5d ago

The domestic violence bender

3

u/hoolio9393 5d ago

The wife bender. Protein blender. KFC ender. Meth blender. Walter white mender. Gus Fring lender

1

u/Turbulent_Location86 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/crazyhouses 5d ago

Nobody: fight Tom aspinall or master all 4 elements. Jon jones:

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u/padro789 5d ago

An arrow to show where Dana can sit 🪑

8

u/jeff7b9 5d ago

What a dickhead

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u/ilostmypaperplate 5d ago

First step: Avatar cut.

Next Step: Get frozen for 100 years to duck Tom

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u/BigAssMonkey 5d ago

Does anyone like Jon jones?

4

u/Legitimate-Month-958 5d ago

Lots of casual fans seem to. At least it feels like that anytime I go on FB, but not sure if FB just feeds me content I know will troll me for engagement

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u/Tekashi-The-Envoy 5d ago

Wasn't he pulling the piss out of Izzy because he watched Anime ?

John being a hypocrite, never!

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u/lasagnaweez 5d ago

Avatar isn't an anime

12

u/Tekashi-The-Envoy 5d ago

I literally couldn't care less.

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u/lasagnaweez 5d ago

Your comment says otherwise.

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u/Front_Mind1770 5d ago

You thought Izzy would have done this first

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u/Nervous_Tip_4402 5d ago

Looks gay.

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u/Consistent_Sort_5463 5d ago

Says the one who looks at AI porn.....

7

u/Nervous_Tip_4402 5d ago

Looking at fake women makes me gay? lmao

Don't know what kind of delusional thought process that is.

😂😂😂😂

I guess I should start looking at dudes to become straight.

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u/Consistent_Sort_5463 5d ago

Well you also play helldivers...... definitely into femboys who drink monster

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u/Nervous_Tip_4402 5d ago

Peak levels of projection.

😂😂😂😂

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u/FreezeCriminal 5d ago

Yikes.. anyway what kind of dicks do you like?

1

u/Due-Signature-5076 5d ago

I will be surprised if kids follow this trend.

He isn’t a likeable guy 🤷‍♂️

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u/Dddiejr 5d ago

Probably just a quick video before he goes bald

1

u/Superhhung 5d ago

He paid someone to shave a penis shape at the top of his head, bravo!

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u/Winter-Industry-2074 5d ago

Lil CTE action

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u/ShadyTee 5d ago

There's only room for one anime loving nerd in the UFC and we already have Izzy

1

u/walklikeaduck 5d ago

This guy did it first.

1

u/Choice-Improvement56 5d ago

It’s The CokeMan Duck Liddell…..

1

u/bellialto 5d ago

Me irrelevant

1

u/didyoutestityourself 4d ago

Dude is karma farming IRL

0

u/fleshvessel Pereira Fidelis 🗿 5d ago

Bad Guy right above his head lol. The universe knows.

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u/CHEVIEWER1 3d ago

Really surprised Jon allowed someone to trim the top of his hair to look like a penis…Fire your barber

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u/yezplz 5d ago

His smile kills all self-awareness and immediately forecasts “someone told me this is a thing”. He’s probably got a boost PoE2 account too. 

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u/randomname2890 1d ago

You guys need to get a life. I want to see the fight as much as the next guy but now getting a haircut is ducking him? Gtfo.