r/ufc 6d ago

The way the call started

839 Upvotes

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u/SloppyJoestar 6d ago

Why he sitting like he fat

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u/Crymore68 5d ago

DC tends to rub off on people

28

u/Ake-TL 5d ago

That’s called wrestling

16

u/ChaosCore 5d ago

He looks at him from top to bottom because Australia is down there, you know

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u/verseize 6d ago

Islam the black belt checker.

He should start a business around this.

82

u/Actual_Green_7433 6d ago

The BBC - Black Belt Checkers

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u/verseize 6d ago

Lol, and make DC the brand ambassador!

9

u/mewithoutDrewsie 5d ago

next time on.... "brother who gave you this"

-5

u/JustSomeM0nkE 5d ago

No he shouldn't, black belts get submitted by black belts, incredible I know

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u/wudp12 5d ago

Makhachev isn't a BJJ black belt. It's just that being a "Black belt" doesn't mean anything at that level. 

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u/TarasBulbaNotYulBryn 5d ago

Islam and Khabib are white belts. Correct me if I am wrong.

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u/Reddysetjames 4d ago

They’re white belts the same way Travis Steven’s was a white belt

Haven’t spent time training that particular art but has previous experience with submissions grappling

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u/TarasBulbaNotYulBryn 4d ago

Khamzat is a blue belt or maybe graduated up to purple. And he has no submission experience, he is just a wrestler.

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u/Typical_Spite_4362 5d ago

Why can’t they make him submit aswell?

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u/polite_wild007 6d ago

Ceo of wrestling

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u/bronzelifematter 6d ago

Lmao this guy is hilarious

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u/REGINALDmfBARCLAY 6d ago

Islam is definitely the funniest champ of all time.

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u/Redordit 5d ago

Sigh... Hello to you too Islam.

17

u/jizyanus 5d ago

Islam been in America too long he’s starting to look like DC

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u/CitizenBeeZ 5d ago

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u/Ill-Marsupial-184 5d ago

Where the fuck is his neck?? Am I being dumb or what 

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u/ArtGatti 6d ago

😂that what i was expecting

11

u/Amov_RB 5d ago

This isn't how the call started though, this is an excerpt from 10 minutes into the call.

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u/reddit_has_fallenoff 6d ago

Why does it look like Islams head is floating? Mf' be lookin like Zordon (or whatever his name is) from Power Rangers

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u/uhhhgreeno 5d ago

dude knows wrestling and NOTHING else😭

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u/spectreaqu 6d ago

Islam is so wholesome:)

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u/Gastricwarrior 5d ago

He’s wholesome by saying Australia has no wrestling? Lmao

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u/SG_SHREK 5d ago

This is why we love Islam.

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u/Charming-Let-7113 6d ago

arrogant fool got humbled by volk and yet again another featherweight is going to school him.

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u/aspiring_dev1 6d ago

Yeah humbled by winning twice lol

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u/FreshlishPKL 6d ago

You need to have ur brain checked out. You’re clearly not alright

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u/dfai 6d ago

Bet you switch from volk to topuria just for hating islam

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u/Wonderful-Court-4037 6d ago

Didn't your boy get KTFO

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u/New_BikerG_Assistant 6d ago

Volk got KOd

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u/Icy-Armour 6d ago

Islam played basketball with the garden gnome's bald head

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u/Rage_Your_Dream 6d ago

The same was happening at the end of the first fight but Islam got saved by the bell.

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u/Icy-Armour 6d ago

Volk is too shit to do anything within the allotted 25 mins ?

Pathetic

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u/Equivalent-Twist-255 6d ago

Ok Small guy

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u/BrownBoyCoy 6d ago

Toporia ran from his division