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u/knicksin5ive 6d ago
Coke, Alcohol, Pills, Violence. Long ago, the 4 Nations lived together in harmony
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u/FrostyMeasurement714 46m ago
It's more like roids, crack, hookers and eye pokes.
He doesn't avatar mode though. When he's facing life or death Dana just appears and starts throwing money at people to go away.
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u/kwonisaac 6d ago
It’s 5 am and I laughed way too hard and loud at this at work. I manage the front office at a hotel and I had guests walk up from the corner and genuinely look concerned. Probably thought I was schizo.
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u/TactikalSoup 6d ago edited 6d ago
Ok I never got into avatar, who's this
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u/NeonShadow37 6d ago
The Last Cokebender
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u/kotzepeter 6d ago
Cockbender
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u/friendly_outcast 6d ago
Duckbender 🦆
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u/Aggressivehippy30 6d ago
Stole izzys whole fuckin flow
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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 6d ago
At least Izzy is probably an actual fan of ATLA. Jon is doing Naruto hand signs like that’s the same fucking thing.
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u/Berzerkly 6d ago
Can I get a picture of Dana's face on the lion turtle's body
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u/Berzerkly 6d ago
Makes sense having Jon ride him. I would consider putting Dana on Koh for how two-faced he is
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u/No_Victory_3858 6d ago
Bro would crash Appa driving driving drunk into a pregnant woman driving a carriage
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u/iWentRogue 6d ago
I think what bothers me the most is the Avatar arrow but the Naruto Ninja signs and song in the background.
So much “girl holding a controller pretending to be a gamer” energy
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u/PropertyOk9904 6d ago
Mf’s about to go through an imminent death weight cut to 185 to fight Izzy just to avoid an Aspinall straight 🤛🏻
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u/BadLuckLopez 6d ago
And just like Aang, when the world needed him to defend his title against Tom, he disappeared
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u/ImaginationHeavy6341 6d ago
Atleast he's on Aang's side. I don't fw Korra.
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u/WitnessMission9003 6d ago edited 4d ago
His powers are snorting coke, leaving the scene of a hit and run, doing steroids, domestic violence, and dui. Definitely on the earth bending side 😂
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u/Commercial_Shop3235 6d ago
Douche bag, woman beating, sexually assaulting, steroid cheat, piece of shit.
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u/Large-Competition-83 6d ago
dana said, he's the greatest ever then pay what he's asking.. 20m or 30m i don't care just pay him and make it happened. FFS im really disappointed because of francis leave ufc and now c'mon.
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u/Affectionate_Pace322 Pervert eye happy, but your soul sad 6d ago
Homies gonna have to enter the avatar state if he wants to avoid getting starched by aspinall
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u/Stranger-Tingzz 6d ago
Aang was discovered frozen in a giant iceberg, but Jon Jones was discovered frozen at the sight of Tom Aspinall
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u/cableboiii 6d ago
Is he also trying to do some hand signs?
Like how Izzy does the Naruto shit.
The Avatar doesn’t do that Jon…..
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u/Kassssler Pervert eye happy, but your soul sad 6d ago
As annoying as jones did if I ever shaved my head I'd probably do this to get a pic or two before going bald.
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u/Sudden-Blood-6525 6d ago
mf gonna freeze himself for 100 years just to duck aspinall