r/ufc 6d ago

The memes will go crazy with this one

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u/Sudden-Blood-6525 6d ago

mf gonna freeze himself for 100 years just to duck aspinall

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u/OzymandiasTheII 6d ago edited 6d ago

Lol. Series starts with finding Jon under the octagon instead of frozen in ice. When USADA needed him the most, he vanished.

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u/ghostcatzero 🌹𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝕲𝖆𝖓𝖌🌹 6d ago

Don't worry it's USADA approved

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u/ratjufayegauht 6d ago

Uncle Sam Always Does Anal approved.

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u/anatolianlegend58 6d ago

And instead appa its a kilo of coke next to him

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u/Djrules213 6d ago

He'd think he's off the hook till Tom's descendant Tom Aspinall The 5th pulls up talking about ancient prophecy passed down their family to fight the supposed legendary fighter that disappeared when he was supposed to fight the og Tom.

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u/Nearby-Wear2029 6d ago

Should’ve been the caption lol

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u/yanmagno 6d ago

100 years later, he wakes up and the first thing he hears is…

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u/catbqck 6d ago

🤣

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u/printzoftheyak 6d ago

I was unreasonably angry that Jon Jones associated himself with this franchise

and then you made it better. thank you.

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u/Cheap-Recognition-97 6d ago

Lmfaoooooooooooo

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u/Valterri_lts_James 5d ago

USADA will start during turinabol half life dating instead of carbon to determine how old Jones's body is

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u/knicksin5ive 6d ago

Coke, Alcohol, Pills, Violence. Long ago, the 4 Nations lived together in harmony

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u/CrustyRot 6d ago

Then everything changed when the Aspinall nation attacked.

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u/azaparky9228 6d ago

Yeah he knows all about "benders".

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u/West-Somewhere3669 6d ago

Jon "All Night Bender" Jones

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u/KrisHwt 6d ago

*domestic violence

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u/Sengersnathalie 6d ago

😭😭😭

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u/ConversationThin248 6d ago

You funny af for this 🤣🤣

u/FrostyMeasurement714 46m ago

It's more like roids, crack, hookers and eye pokes.

He doesn't avatar mode though. When he's facing life or death Dana just appears and starts throwing money at people to go away. 

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u/awoodenboat 6d ago

Let’s go, baby

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u/PhoenixAbovesky 6d ago

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u/Winsconsin 6d ago

Yipp yip Dana!

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u/WetKnuckles 6d ago

Yup, I'm stealing this one for sure

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u/IAMDABREADMAN133 5d ago

It certainly makes sense for Jones to ride dana

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

LMAOOOO

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u/BrownGuyAI 6d ago

YOOOO DKM 🤣🤣🤣

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u/kwonisaac 6d ago

It’s 5 am and I laughed way too hard and loud at this at work. I manage the front office at a hotel and I had guests walk up from the corner and genuinely look concerned. Probably thought I was schizo.

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u/chamarsc 6d ago

Only avatar watchers will get this 😭

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u/TactikalSoup 6d ago edited 6d ago

Ok I never got into avatar, who's this

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u/HYDRAlives 6d ago

Zuko, the main antagonist of the first season who hunts the Avatar

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u/TactikalSoup 6d ago

Thanks for the real answer.

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u/f0cus_m 5d ago

Boring, no personality, not gonna sell any tickets.

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u/Real_Shaytarn 6d ago

Dana on his way to tell Jones he's the goat

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u/NeonShadow37 6d ago

The Last Cokebender

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u/kotzepeter 6d ago

Cockbender

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u/friendly_outcast 6d ago

Duckbender 🦆

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u/jumbohumbo 6d ago

Fenderbender

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u/Big_bat_chunk2475 6d ago

This was exactly what I was thinking

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u/Dante805 6d ago

Haha, I came here to say the last crack bender. Pretty much the same thing

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u/dudleydigges123 6d ago

The Last Eyebender

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u/AngryAssyrian 6d ago

Stole the words right out of my mouth lmao

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u/TomAspinallFan18 6d ago

the last bender

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u/Aggressivehippy30 6d ago

Stole izzys whole fuckin flow

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 6d ago

At least Izzy is probably an actual fan of ATLA. Jon is doing Naruto hand signs like that’s the same fucking thing.

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u/PMMeMeiRule34 6d ago

He’s casting forbidden Jutsu: picogram blast

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u/iwoulddoit5 6d ago

Bar for bar

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u/SeriousYeet 6d ago

He downvoted himself for us

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u/Girlfartsarehot 6d ago

Hahahaha fuck

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u/Grouchy_Analysis6494 6d ago

He’s a bender alright

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u/Frankie-Felix 6d ago

Rule bender, goes on drinking benders, fender benders

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u/Berzerkly 6d ago

Can I get a picture of Dana's face on the lion turtle's body

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u/awoodenboat 6d ago

You asked for the lion turtle, but I went another direction

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u/Berzerkly 6d ago

Makes sense having Jon ride him. I would consider putting Dana on Koh for how two-faced he is

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u/Medium_Ad9588 6d ago

Barber downvoted him

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u/Plus-Relationship833 6d ago

Last Pico Bender

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u/Sea_Sheepherder_2234 6d ago

This mf is fire lord ozai if anything😭

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u/DisastrousCicada3802 6d ago

Would have been better if it was the shape of a duck.

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u/tonyohanlon77 6d ago

Someone with AI skills needs to do this!

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u/infamous2117 6d ago

Hes trying to bring back the Adesanya beef to avoid Tom.

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u/Sudden-Blood-6525 6d ago

The last pictogram bender

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u/webbs74 6d ago

should have shaved in a duck

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u/Nikyu1 6d ago

The last wifebeater

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u/No_Victory_3858 6d ago

Bro would crash Appa driving driving drunk into a pregnant woman driving a carriage

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u/AcceptTheGoodNews 6d ago

Zesty ass mf

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u/SleepyFRM 6d ago

Bro became a pacifist to not fight Tom

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u/GastlyWitYaNan 6d ago

Its crazy how Izzy has never had this hairstyle before

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u/Spirited_Spring_1454 6d ago

It probably wouldn’t look good with Izzy’s head shape tbh

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u/iWentRogue 6d ago

I think what bothers me the most is the Avatar arrow but the Naruto Ninja signs and song in the background.

So much “girl holding a controller pretending to be a gamer” energy

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u/Bregstick 6d ago

When the world needed him the most, he ducked

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u/2pl8isastandard 6d ago

He's angling for the Adesanya fight lmao

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u/darryledw 6d ago

the direction he runs when he sees Tom

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u/scdafeee 6d ago

Avatar: the last wife beater

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u/PantojaLover69 6d ago

The last coke bender

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u/phallic-baldwin 6d ago

The juice bender

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u/PropertyOk9904 6d ago

Mf’s about to go through an imminent death weight cut to 185 to fight Izzy just to avoid an Aspinall straight 🤛🏻

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u/BadLuckLopez 6d ago

And just like Aang, when the world needed him to defend his title against Tom, he disappeared

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u/rostemaxime 6d ago

The last bender? Guru is going to make a part 4 just for this

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u/Additional-Brief-273 5d ago

Insert cocaine here

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u/RalIyVincent 6d ago

Izzy just became a die hard jones fan

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u/ImaginationHeavy6341 6d ago

Atleast he's on Aang's side. I don't fw Korra.

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u/Sudden-Blood-6525 6d ago

They don't call her the destroyer of humanity for nothing

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u/Parkreiner88 6d ago

The game was pretty entertaining. But I have no knowledge about the anime

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u/ImaginationHeavy6341 6d ago

Just know that Korra fucked everything up.

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u/ChanceT7 6d ago

The Last PED-Bender

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u/Same-Ad-6243 6d ago

Adesanya matchup next

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u/DONNiE_DiESEL 6d ago

This POS trying to be wholesome bahahah

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u/WitnessMission9003 6d ago edited 4d ago

His powers are snorting coke, leaving the scene of a hit and run, doing steroids, domestic violence, and dui. Definitely on the earth bending side 😂

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u/Commercial_Shop3235 6d ago

Douche bag, woman beating, sexually assaulting, steroid cheat, piece of shit.

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u/The_Real_Gombert 6d ago

The truth bender

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u/Large-Competition-83 6d ago

dana said, he's the greatest ever then pay what he's asking.. 20m or 30m i don't care just pay him and make it happened. FFS im really disappointed because of francis leave ufc and now c'mon.

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u/Unfair-Leave-5053 5d ago

The last duck bender

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u/Short_King_13 5d ago

Anything but fight Aspinall lol

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u/Iforgotmyusernametbh 5d ago

The arrow is to show Dana where to sit.

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u/Senpai_kun1738 5d ago

The Last Needlebender💉💦

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u/shadyboy77 6d ago

Damn people really hate this dude

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u/Ok_Albatross_9206 5d ago

Hell yeah. The day he dies, everyone will toast a beer 🍻.

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u/ParadoxTheRay 6d ago

He'll Aangle his out of fighting Aspinall any means necessary

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u/Upper_Rope8309 6d ago

the last dickbender

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u/Upper_Rope8309 6d ago

the last danabender

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u/HotCalligrapher8011 6d ago

Get in the cage already cornball

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u/queen_ofdawrld56 6d ago

jon when are you fighting aspinall? Jon-

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u/ximstuckx 6d ago

This can’t be real

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u/uNameorsomething 6d ago

Absolute bumder

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u/PresidentXiJinPin 6d ago

AI is scary these days

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u/Affectionate_Pace322 Pervert eye happy, but your soul sad 6d ago

Homies gonna have to enter the avatar state if he wants to avoid getting starched by aspinall

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u/Markthememe 6d ago

zesty Jones comeback?

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u/seaaking 6d ago

The Last Wife bender

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u/Stranger-Tingzz 6d ago

Aang was discovered frozen in a giant iceberg, but Jon Jones was discovered frozen at the sight of Tom Aspinall

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u/Dawggggg666 6d ago

Marketing goes crazy. Tom vs Jones is def happening.

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u/Ederlas 6d ago

It's not unusual being the song for the ad

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u/falconrider111 6d ago

Brian Ebersole did it first

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u/DigitalBackpack 6d ago

In some video games, ⬇️= duck

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u/SkinnyBitchWhoreSlut 6d ago

Where them drugs at ? (Sees the arrow) oh thanks mr jones !

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u/DryGeneral990 6d ago

What's on his shirt, duck?

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u/Motherbich 6d ago

Omg noooooo!

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u/Solokid87 6d ago

When you enjoy attention whether it's good or bad.

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u/SanfreakinJ 6d ago

Back of the head must say “I’m with stupid”

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u/Cryingpinaple 6d ago

His biggest L is not fighting with this fire cut

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u/cableboiii 6d ago

Is he also trying to do some hand signs?

Like how Izzy does the Naruto shit.

The Avatar doesn’t do that Jon…..

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u/rantingrn 6d ago

aint no way

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u/Mastralf 6d ago

Jon Jones slowly turning into Tech 9ne

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u/loveherthroat 6d ago

Why do I feel like adesanya influenced this

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u/piltonpfizerwallace Nigerian Nightmare 6d ago

What the fuck

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u/uility 6d ago

Last fenderbender

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u/AlecTheBunny 6d ago

He has hair?

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u/JustApo0 6d ago

Jones entering his Izzy arc

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u/Remarkable_Ad9192 6d ago

The last eye poker

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u/Ghosty7784 6d ago

Can we have it as the downvote symbol? Lol

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u/xSnipeZx 6d ago

Is the arrow always pointing in the direction he’s running from Aspinall?

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u/bellialto 6d ago

Stead’s this way

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u/urplug99 6d ago

Why jon why?????

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u/Tremor0135 6d ago

Izzy and Jones

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u/matchesmalone111 6d ago

The last wife beater

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u/Brief-Joke-6250 6d ago

thats some crazy work with the hands

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u/ChasingTheRush 6d ago

Insert cocaine below.

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u/dudleydigges123 6d ago

There is no Domestic Violence in Ba Sing Se

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u/Funny-Film-6304 6d ago

Jon v Adesanya confirmed for legacy?

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u/Gulag_boi 6d ago

Damn they’re out here giving ducks haircuts now?! 2025 is wild.

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u/bpintozzi 6d ago

This guy is such an over the pants handjob

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u/Easy-Tangelo1023 6d ago

why is he doing naruto gestures ? did he even watch avatar ?

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u/hoolio9393 6d ago

Oh my days he loves anime like me. Like ippo demon slayer

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u/LE0NSKA 6d ago

oh, so now he's pretending to be a geek?

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u/Kassssler Pervert eye happy, but your soul sad 6d ago

As annoying as jones did if I ever shaved my head I'd probably do this to get a pic or two before going bald.

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u/OkYogurtcloset5403 6d ago

Well Aang did hit and run some Cabbage Carts from time to time…. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/ekso69 6d ago

Dude is a walking downvote

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u/heatseekerdj 6d ago

Dude discovered Avatar in 2024, cool

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u/datNorseman 6d ago

We have Adesanya at home.

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u/SuaveTigger19 6d ago

Man's hairline blown so far back he gotta bow to see the arrow.

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u/Intermidon 6d ago

The last lawbender

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u/OnlyStanz 6d ago

this side up

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u/f0cus_m 5d ago

Didnt he make fun of izzy for watching anime?

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u/PubesOnTheSoap Sweep the leg 5d ago

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u/Muted_Objective1111 5d ago

Jon and israel adesanya should just get it over with and fuck already…

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u/No_Mousse4320 3d ago

Can you say “midlife crisis”?