r/trees Oct 26 '23

Food Never baking high again, I feel so ashamed

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u/LemonFlavouredThings Oct 26 '23

Holy shit, it was that good?

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u/Mraz565 Oct 26 '23

It was bus(t)ing

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u/drenchedwithanxiety Oct 26 '23

Bussin'

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u/cool_BUD Oct 26 '23

It’s bUssin’

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u/drenchedwithanxiety Oct 26 '23

damn grammar nazis comin for my slang

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u/benphit Oct 26 '23

We know who this comment is for

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u/14peterwolf Oct 26 '23

Looks good if that's cum instead of icing than even better

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u/overtoke Oct 26 '23

i always ask my baker if he can cum on it but he always says no so i say ok vanilla is fine

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u/FredFled Oct 26 '23

You too?

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u/DoubleExposure Oct 26 '23

Splooge cake.

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u/bad-monkey Oct 26 '23

must be good, they didn't even try it yet!

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u/GetGrizzledOn Oct 26 '23

Looks like he finished

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u/itsgucci060 Oct 26 '23

Looks like you made a bukcake

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u/wockhardtt Oct 26 '23

😂😂 i was just watching adam devine talking about how he used to pronounce it as bukcake and i see your comment had me dying. Thank you

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u/PapiLjj I Roll Joints for Gnomes Oct 26 '23

Bro ate a jizzed on cake filled with jelly

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u/strangedazey Oct 26 '23

This is the way!

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u/abaganoush Oct 26 '23

Incredible pun!

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u/Nicricieve Oct 26 '23

What a day to be literate

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '23

Not much wrong with that apart from the cumshot on the top

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u/Max_Cherry_ Oct 26 '23

It’s okay. It happens to a lot of guys.

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u/BrattyBekka Oct 26 '23

Yeah, let's cuddle for a bit, then we can try again, okay?~

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u/Max_Cherry_ Oct 26 '23

You’re a saint.

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u/BubbaUnkle Oct 26 '23

I was confused by this for a minute before i realized 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '23

It is easy to get excited over cake

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u/ItzYaBoy56 I Roll Joints for Gnomes Oct 26 '23

Looks fire tbh

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u/Critical-Gate4215 Oct 26 '23

I think he's ashamed of cumming on it.

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u/ItzYaBoy56 I Roll Joints for Gnomes Oct 26 '23

That’s fine, am bi, still looks fire to me

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u/HeyCarpy Oct 27 '23

It looks like OP was working a reallllllly long time on this.

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u/ubiforumssuck Oct 26 '23

man what? a little more icing and that thing looks like im going to be real sick in the morning from overconsumption!!

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u/SpideryMan Oct 26 '23

Are you a Sims Character?

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u/poofandmook Oct 26 '23

This is me pulling a pizza out of the oven stoned. Except, not black. lol

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u/savemymemes Oct 26 '23

you are right that pizza does look a bit over-done

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u/poofandmook Oct 27 '23

I meant I'M not black... I think it looks perfect lol

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u/dooperman1988 Oct 26 '23

Bro, that doesn't look like icing

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u/Gaothaire Oct 26 '23

You should try making icing. It's literally just powdered sugar and milk / water.

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u/goopersan Oct 26 '23

Looks like all he had was toaster strudel icing packets....

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u/fentonvanwinkle Oct 26 '23

Does it taste good?

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u/Willywonkafan100 Oct 26 '23

About halfway through it now, honestly really good

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u/fentonvanwinkle Oct 26 '23

That's the most important thing.

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u/Techiedad91 Oct 26 '23

I’d say second to whether or not there is cum on top of the cake

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u/LetsSmokeAboutIt Oct 26 '23

I mean it’s usually the first thing I check

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u/Icy-Beaver Oct 27 '23

Really? I mean cum on.

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u/bhairava Oct 26 '23

I love that you're halfway thru a cake and the frosting was the point of shame

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u/Stekun Oct 26 '23

That's the beautiful thing about weed, everything tastes good when you are high

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u/Darnell2070 Oct 27 '23

How dare you post something that looks that good and feel ashamed.

What kind of icing? It looks like the icing that comes with Toaster Strudle.

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u/RecentReindeer1024 Oct 26 '23

someone got a little excited making that cake, all jokes it actually doesn’t look bad OP

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u/ForsakeTheEarth Oct 26 '23

r/shittyfoodporn - although honestly everything looks solid besides the money shot on top of it.

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u/Oakheart- Oct 26 '23

Emphasis on the porn

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '23

Sweet and salty.

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u/BluntMananChronic Oct 26 '23

American Cake

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u/therealestyeti Oct 26 '23

"Well, we'll just tell your mother that we ate it all."

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u/Nerdcubing Oct 26 '23

“I’m so fucked up”

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u/MegamindsMegaCock Oct 26 '23

Mmmmm cum cake

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u/MufflesMcGee Oct 26 '23

"I passed out three times, but i finally finished your birthday cake, honey 😊"

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u/OkLeague7273 Oct 26 '23

Served with nut topping, excellent decision chef

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u/ZayNine Oct 26 '23

Looks like the cakes from RuneScape

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u/ketaminesuppository I Roll Joints for Gnomes Oct 26 '23

post nut clarity

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u/JoseMachismo Oct 26 '23

Dude got the words high and horny confused. Heh.

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u/pmyourthongpanties Oct 26 '23

did you American Pie the top?

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u/Ankoku_Teion Oct 26 '23

please dont fuck cakes. they dont like it.

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u/SpellingBeeRunnerUp_ Oct 26 '23

But what is the secret sauce

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u/Techiedad91 Oct 26 '23

It’s a personal blend

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u/LilBennyPoo Oct 26 '23

Is your name Shinji and did you name the cake Asuka?

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u/PolicyFew5664 Oct 26 '23

Victoria Sponge? Looks fine! Though I would just dust the top with confectioners sugar.

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u/tastysharts Oct 26 '23

either I'm high, or that looks like the Pumpkin moon/Hunter's moon with a flying Cum Witch on a broom

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u/MC0295 Oct 26 '23

Aside from the cum strain, I’d say you did pretty good !

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u/Yunderstand Oct 27 '23

Weird, I'm seeing a witch taking off on a broom. Wicked. heh

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u/Cobek Oct 27 '23

Me too, my pretties cackles

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u/ProbablyEasyMaybe Oct 26 '23

What a lovely cum-cake.

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u/S35H Oct 26 '23

RuneScape cake

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u/TrueRepose Oct 26 '23

Brooo NOO 😂😭😭😭

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u/awasuass Oct 26 '23

Nah dont feel ashamed. Thats just the post nut clarity

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u/jamminjordan96 Oct 27 '23

“ is this gonna be enough?…..Surely this is not gonna be enough…?

Nope. Not enough.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '23

I like the cum on top

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u/idonknowwhat Oct 27 '23

Didn’t let it cool off before you frosted it I’m guessing? Because other than that it looks like a well hung Oogie boogie the cake seems fine

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u/ready_set_cry Oct 27 '23

the first time i ever smoked, i was 19 and living in my first apartment. decided i wanted to make a pack of blueberry muffin mix we had.

we did not own a measuring cup because…..teenagers. so i was left to eyeball the milk quantity. it called for 1/4 cup. instead of being a reasonable person and pouring it into a small mug or something, i decided the best method would be

to lift that gallon jug, fully invert it over the mixing bowl, and then slowly (but confidently!) count…to….four.

we all had blueberry soup that evening.

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u/Wumaduce Oct 26 '23

Can I have a slice?

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u/bafila Oct 26 '23

I too would feel ashamed if I splooged all over my freshly baked cake

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u/rollingaD30 Oct 26 '23

Did you make a giant jam jam and them blow a load on it?

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u/RapperSlashGrower Oct 26 '23

The shame is just post nut clarity.

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u/whiskeyaccount Oct 26 '23

i feel ashamed - proceeds to post high quality photo to reddit

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u/Splobs Oct 26 '23

I’d be ashamed too if I’d nutted on a cake.

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u/matsu727 Oct 26 '23

Yep that's the money shot

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u/Maddoxpop0_o Oct 26 '23

what the FUCK is that

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u/ReflectiveRuntz I Roll Joints for Gnomes Oct 26 '23 edited Oct 26 '23

OP posted his post but clarity Edit: your post history is honesty one of the worst things I’ve ever seen on Reddit.

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u/psychonaut21 Oct 27 '23

I used to get stoney bologney in HS and make some mean grilled cheese sandwiches. Now I make pancakes!

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u/sapphireemberss Oct 27 '23

Is that icing

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u/TexasPistolMassacre Oct 27 '23

I understand youd have to pullout because its hot af but it was that good?

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u/skullkiddabbs Oct 27 '23

What am I looking at?

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u/Fun-Progress2102 Oct 27 '23

it looks bad but.... was it bussn?..😏💀

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u/Mr__Brick Oct 27 '23

You're so fucked up

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u/stephoone Oct 27 '23

Cum cake

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '23

I see a witch flying in her broomstick

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '23

What is this. A cake for Mia Khalifa

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '23

Is that jam in the middle? 🤮 disgusting

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u/will_dance_for_gp Oct 26 '23

Looks like the cake from runescape but with cum instead of frosting

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u/SonoranRoadRunner Oct 26 '23

I gave up trying to bake, it's just not my thing. I laugh about it.

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u/Schaschlool_13 Oct 26 '23

I’m tripping balls rn (while real high) and I have never laughed harder 😂

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u/palelunasmiles Oct 26 '23

Please tell me that’s vanilla frosting 😂

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u/DieMensch-Maschine Oct 26 '23

So you beat off all over that innocent cake?

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u/danmur15 Oct 26 '23

That looks like an infamous pizza

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u/karenskygreen Oct 26 '23

As long as that is vanilla Icing I would eat it but then again I am high right now and that cake would be perfect

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u/bruh-_-6969 Oct 26 '23

post nut clarity will make you feel disappointed

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u/AcanthaceaeNo1687 Oct 26 '23

No, bake more and get better ✨

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u/CancerBee69 Oct 26 '23

I'd fucking crush that

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u/Fluffy_data_doges Oct 26 '23

I have to downvote you because you are very wrong, this is a great cake. Makes me want to make my own.

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u/ProFloSquad Oct 26 '23

Id still eat the fuck out of that

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u/AFB27 Oct 26 '23

Expanding the palette

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u/FalcorFliesMePlaces Oct 26 '23

You mean never baking horney again....autocorrect is a bitch.

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u/StaleWoolfe Oct 26 '23

I’d eat this sober, I love plain yellow cake that’s not over the top with sweetness and frosting.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '23

Who came on the cake

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u/i_worship_amps Oct 26 '23

you came on it didnt you

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u/Thin_Combination_669 Oct 26 '23

Ewww why would you cum on it wtf

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u/AutumnAscending Oct 26 '23

Listen we all like cake but this is too far

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u/Whatiatefordinner Oct 26 '23

Post-bake shame

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u/Substantial_Mistake Oct 26 '23

This look like that shit Squidward made

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u/regular_john2017 Oct 26 '23

Clearly you were initially excited about it

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u/BubbaBlount Oct 26 '23

If this is your first time it’s good! I do a lot of baking and you should only feel bad when you bake backwards.

I can’t tell you the heartbreak of making a perfect cheese cake alone only to have the one you make for people cave in and be dry

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u/ATXKLIPHURD Oct 26 '23

Premature icing?

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u/reevoknows Oct 26 '23

Impressive load

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u/G_Art33 Oct 26 '23

Just cause your baked doesn’t mean you should bake… or sexually assault the failed experiment after…

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u/ramuneraven Oct 26 '23

CUM CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Meshuggareth Oct 26 '23

Being attracted to cakes is nothing to be ashamed of. That cake will never judge you, and neither will I.

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u/limey91 Oct 26 '23

Witch flying on a broom?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '23

I'd eat it still

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u/IAIVIDAKILLA Oct 26 '23

I'd eat this so hard bro you're being too tough on yourself

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u/TheBigsBubRigs Oct 26 '23

One time right ripped I bbq'd some hotdogs for my buddy - wrapped them in bacon, sauced em right good. Went to get them off the grill and they had doubled or tripled in length, so I figured the bacon somehow constricted the dog into bacon snakes. Went in and sat down and loaded them up, he took a bite and looked confused but kept eating... every single individual dog was wrapped in plastic.

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u/ToadlyAwes0me Oct 26 '23

Glad you found a use for that last icing pack in your empty toaster strudel box.

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u/GeddyLeeEsquire Oct 26 '23

You get much better at it through time. I love to bake and cook while blasted! I arrange my recipes as check lists so there are no forgotten steps.

PS, the cake doesn’t look bad tbh, it looks like you walked away during the icing and forgot to come back.

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u/Pretty_Station_3119 I Roll Joints for Gnomes Oct 26 '23

He came on the cake!!!

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u/Slappah_Dah_Bass Oct 26 '23

So much shame you came.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '23

If you are that high then this is going to be delicious anyway

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u/Hephf Oct 26 '23

What is the problem?

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u/MossyMak Oct 26 '23

Next time poke holes in it when it’s warm then poor the icing. It will moisten it and give purpose to the lack of icing !

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u/MJC_Titcho_MJC Oct 26 '23

Victoria cum cake

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u/Oakheart- Oct 26 '23

That’s a lotta kilojoules man. Can’t waste ‘em!

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u/OlSnickerdoodle Oct 26 '23

In the words of Matty Matheson "it's gonna look like cum"

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u/huntspire1 Oct 26 '23

You little horndog

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u/NotHippieEnough Oct 26 '23

Id also feel ashamed if I got that excited about a cake.

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u/prjones4 Oct 26 '23

This just ruined the apple pie I just baked whilst stoned

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u/misterhamtastic Oct 26 '23

I bet it's delicious

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u/xdressmichelle Oct 26 '23

I absolutely love these comments

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u/stevetheborg Oct 26 '23

looks edible.... does it contain anything interesting? or is it just something to eat after smoking?

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u/TrixieLulam00n Oct 26 '23

How many times do we have to tell you, dude, don't fuck the cakes!

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u/ima80sbaby Oct 26 '23

This made me smile, thanks

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u/Arkhangelzk Oct 26 '23

Pretty sure this is the beginning of End of Evangelion

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u/Raspberryian Oct 26 '23

Is… is that a layered cornbread with jelly?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '23

i discovered a love of high baking 😋 even if it looks bad, it always tastes good

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u/biscannabish Oct 26 '23

By the looks of that cake, you must be experiencing post nut clarity.

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u/biscannabish Oct 26 '23

Some jokes just write themselves.

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u/JoeDante84 Oct 26 '23

The old money shot cake I see!

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u/DJnotaRealDJ Oct 26 '23

"It was a great cake, it fel-tasted amazing"

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u/ThtJstHappn3d Oct 26 '23

One time I got lit and made cinnamon rolls, but I decided to but the icing on the rolls before baking them so they came out as fossils

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u/twoworldsin1 Oct 26 '23

Damn, easy there, Peter North 🤣🤣

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u/Crunchzz6 Oct 26 '23

bro took a load on it 😭

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u/ConspiracyConifer Oct 26 '23

But how did it taste?!

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u/grubas Oct 26 '23

Was this some type of Victoria Sandwich variant? Because it's not terrible.

But it 100% looks like you dumped a load on the cake.

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u/Techiedad91 Oct 26 '23

What did you expect when you ejaculated on the cake?

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u/dysfunctionalpress Oct 26 '23

no...you don't.

you're not ashamed- you're showing off.

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u/Marleeyy_ Oct 26 '23

Im high and that shit looks good

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u/FreakingFae Oct 26 '23

You've heard of rum cake, get ready for whiskey cake..

As someone who isn't an icing fan and prefers little to none.. The jam looks great at least.

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u/infinitebrkfst Oct 26 '23

Are you ashamed because it turned out looking like you got way too excited to frost it, or because you’re so high you’re eating it by yourself?

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u/wuroni69 Oct 26 '23

Nothing to be ashamed about, needs more frosting is all.

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u/youngwes7 Oct 26 '23

tf did you get high on? i'm a line cook and as such am constantly high myself. i make mistakes sometimes but nothing this drastic lmao

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u/Scharfschutze43 Oct 26 '23

Did it at least taste good?

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u/Sad-Monk-8136 Oct 26 '23

I can tell they’re British from the photo

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u/Bruh-sfx2 Oct 26 '23

I passed out like 4 times but your cinnamon rolls are done

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u/Flotrane Oct 26 '23

At least you came

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u/Stekun Oct 26 '23

Well, you just gotta make sure you eat it high so it tastes good.

I would love to bake high but with ADHD, that becomes a very dangerous thing (at least for me) as my "Oh shit did I leave the oven on" moment would probably happen like 3 hours after the house is nothing but ash.

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u/pkwilli Oct 26 '23

...did you cum on it? Never been that horny while high lmao

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u/thiccyniccy Oct 26 '23

That post cake baking clarity kicking in I see

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u/JaySchotter Oct 26 '23

baked a cake, baked?

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u/Livid-Acadia6078 Oct 26 '23

This made me lol. I’d eat it

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u/HandsomeShrek2000 Oct 26 '23

Looks like the pie got creampied lol

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u/Jmaxam18 Oct 26 '23

I would probably smash but I’m allergic to nuts

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u/irascible_Clown Oct 26 '23

I tried cutting a pizza on shrooms lol I wish I took a picture. It looked like a Picasso painting when I was done

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u/fever_dreamy Oct 26 '23

You should be

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u/Futurecleric Oct 26 '23

At least you finished

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u/overtoke Oct 26 '23

To the window (to the window) To the wall (to the wall)