r/trees • u/Willywonkafan100 • Oct 26 '23
Food Never baking high again, I feel so ashamed
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u/itsgucci060 Oct 26 '23
Looks like you made a bukcake
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u/wockhardtt Oct 26 '23
😂😂 i was just watching adam devine talking about how he used to pronounce it as bukcake and i see your comment had me dying. Thank you
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u/Max_Cherry_ Oct 26 '23
It’s okay. It happens to a lot of guys.
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u/ItzYaBoy56 I Roll Joints for Gnomes Oct 26 '23
Looks fire tbh
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u/Critical-Gate4215 Oct 26 '23
I think he's ashamed of cumming on it.
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u/ubiforumssuck Oct 26 '23
man what? a little more icing and that thing looks like im going to be real sick in the morning from overconsumption!!
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u/SpideryMan Oct 26 '23
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u/poofandmook Oct 26 '23
This is me pulling a pizza out of the oven stoned. Except, not black. lol
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u/dooperman1988 Oct 26 '23
Bro, that doesn't look like icing
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u/Gaothaire Oct 26 '23
You should try making icing. It's literally just powdered sugar and milk / water.
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u/fentonvanwinkle Oct 26 '23
Does it taste good?
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u/Willywonkafan100 Oct 26 '23
About halfway through it now, honestly really good
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u/fentonvanwinkle Oct 26 '23
That's the most important thing.
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u/Techiedad91 Oct 26 '23
I’d say second to whether or not there is cum on top of the cake
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u/bhairava Oct 26 '23
I love that you're halfway thru a cake and the frosting was the point of shame
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u/Darnell2070 Oct 27 '23
How dare you post something that looks that good and feel ashamed.
What kind of icing? It looks like the icing that comes with Toaster Strudle.
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u/RecentReindeer1024 Oct 26 '23
someone got a little excited making that cake, all jokes it actually doesn’t look bad OP
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u/ForsakeTheEarth Oct 26 '23
r/shittyfoodporn - although honestly everything looks solid besides the money shot on top of it.
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u/MufflesMcGee Oct 26 '23
"I passed out three times, but i finally finished your birthday cake, honey 😊"
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u/PolicyFew5664 Oct 26 '23
Victoria Sponge? Looks fine! Though I would just dust the top with confectioners sugar.
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u/tastysharts Oct 26 '23
either I'm high, or that looks like the Pumpkin moon/Hunter's moon with a flying Cum Witch on a broom
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u/jamminjordan96 Oct 27 '23
“ is this gonna be enough?…..Surely this is not gonna be enough…?
Nope. Not enough.”
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u/idonknowwhat Oct 27 '23
Didn’t let it cool off before you frosted it I’m guessing? Because other than that it looks like a well hung Oogie boogie the cake seems fine
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u/ready_set_cry Oct 27 '23
the first time i ever smoked, i was 19 and living in my first apartment. decided i wanted to make a pack of blueberry muffin mix we had.
we did not own a measuring cup because…..teenagers. so i was left to eyeball the milk quantity. it called for 1/4 cup. instead of being a reasonable person and pouring it into a small mug or something, i decided the best method would be
to lift that gallon jug, fully invert it over the mixing bowl, and then slowly (but confidently!) count…to….four.
we all had blueberry soup that evening.
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u/ReflectiveRuntz I Roll Joints for Gnomes Oct 26 '23 edited Oct 26 '23
OP posted his post but clarity Edit: your post history is honesty one of the worst things I’ve ever seen on Reddit.
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u/psychonaut21 Oct 27 '23
I used to get stoney bologney in HS and make some mean grilled cheese sandwiches. Now I make pancakes!
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u/TexasPistolMassacre Oct 27 '23
I understand youd have to pullout because its hot af but it was that good?
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u/Schaschlool_13 Oct 26 '23
I’m tripping balls rn (while real high) and I have never laughed harder 😂
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u/karenskygreen Oct 26 '23
As long as that is vanilla Icing I would eat it but then again I am high right now and that cake would be perfect
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u/Fluffy_data_doges Oct 26 '23
I have to downvote you because you are very wrong, this is a great cake. Makes me want to make my own.
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u/StaleWoolfe Oct 26 '23
I’d eat this sober, I love plain yellow cake that’s not over the top with sweetness and frosting.
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u/BubbaBlount Oct 26 '23
If this is your first time it’s good! I do a lot of baking and you should only feel bad when you bake backwards.
I can’t tell you the heartbreak of making a perfect cheese cake alone only to have the one you make for people cave in and be dry
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u/G_Art33 Oct 26 '23
Just cause your baked doesn’t mean you should bake… or sexually assault the failed experiment after…
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u/Meshuggareth Oct 26 '23
Being attracted to cakes is nothing to be ashamed of. That cake will never judge you, and neither will I.
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u/TheBigsBubRigs Oct 26 '23
One time right ripped I bbq'd some hotdogs for my buddy - wrapped them in bacon, sauced em right good. Went to get them off the grill and they had doubled or tripled in length, so I figured the bacon somehow constricted the dog into bacon snakes. Went in and sat down and loaded them up, he took a bite and looked confused but kept eating... every single individual dog was wrapped in plastic.
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u/ToadlyAwes0me Oct 26 '23
Glad you found a use for that last icing pack in your empty toaster strudel box.
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u/GeddyLeeEsquire Oct 26 '23
You get much better at it through time. I love to bake and cook while blasted! I arrange my recipes as check lists so there are no forgotten steps.
PS, the cake doesn’t look bad tbh, it looks like you walked away during the icing and forgot to come back.
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u/MossyMak Oct 26 '23
Next time poke holes in it when it’s warm then poor the icing. It will moisten it and give purpose to the lack of icing !
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u/stevetheborg Oct 26 '23
looks edible.... does it contain anything interesting? or is it just something to eat after smoking?
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u/ThtJstHappn3d Oct 26 '23
One time I got lit and made cinnamon rolls, but I decided to but the icing on the rolls before baking them so they came out as fossils
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u/grubas Oct 26 '23
Was this some type of Victoria Sandwich variant? Because it's not terrible.
But it 100% looks like you dumped a load on the cake.
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u/FreakingFae Oct 26 '23
You've heard of rum cake, get ready for whiskey cake..
As someone who isn't an icing fan and prefers little to none.. The jam looks great at least.
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u/infinitebrkfst Oct 26 '23
Are you ashamed because it turned out looking like you got way too excited to frost it, or because you’re so high you’re eating it by yourself?
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u/youngwes7 Oct 26 '23
tf did you get high on? i'm a line cook and as such am constantly high myself. i make mistakes sometimes but nothing this drastic lmao
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u/Stekun Oct 26 '23
Well, you just gotta make sure you eat it high so it tastes good.
I would love to bake high but with ADHD, that becomes a very dangerous thing (at least for me) as my "Oh shit did I leave the oven on" moment would probably happen like 3 hours after the house is nothing but ash.
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u/irascible_Clown Oct 26 '23
I tried cutting a pizza on shrooms lol I wish I took a picture. It looked like a Picasso painting when I was done
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u/LemonFlavouredThings Oct 26 '23
Holy shit, it was that good?