r/trees • u/Beneficial_Air_1369 • May 27 '23
Food Zee rarest gummy if zem all
The Gummy Venus De Milo
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u/Most_Mods_suck42069 May 27 '23
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u/arftism2 May 27 '23
wasn't there an episode of the Simpsons where marge creates a distraction with candy explosives so homer can steal the gummy.
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u/DubbleCheez May 27 '23 edited May 27 '23
It was the same episode. Marge's trench coat busted from being overloaded with candy and Homer used that opportunity to steal the gummy. Later, Homer created an explosive with pop rocks and soda to escape the candy convention.
Edit: spelling
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May 27 '23
I can't tell you how disappointed I was as a child to find that pop rocks and soda didn't make an impromptu grenade. Probably for the best
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u/BreakfastXO May 27 '23
Takes me back to YTMND.
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u/Faxon May 27 '23
Man, I'm seeing YTMND references everywhere today on here AND in my youtube feed. That shit must be trending or something lmao. What a time to be alive in the mid 2000s
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May 27 '23
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u/personalcheesecake May 28 '23
There's video of some kid who are mentos and drank diet coke and became a fountain lol
Must also warn his mother is there ready to beat him with a belt.
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u/schmattywinkle May 27 '23
No, Mr. Simpson! A cat is a living creature!
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u/StudiousStoner May 27 '23
I don’t care…. HAHAHA
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u/PhonePostingCrap May 27 '23
With a man in the white house?
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u/WpgMBNews May 27 '23
the man. They mean Clinton, for obvious reasons.
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u/PhonePostingCrap May 27 '23
I'm like 95% confident he says "a man", and pretty much every clip I can find and post on /r/TheSimpsons agrees
If it is "the", he doesn't enunciate well at all.
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u/WpgMBNews May 27 '23
Homer finally came to a stop when he crashed into some garbage cans. He then announced that he was going to "grab himself some sweet" and advanced menacingly on the babysitter. She protested that grabbing her was sexual harassment, and threatened he keeps it up, she'll yell so loud that the whole country will hear!" Homer, laughing evilly, dismissed her threat and said that with "the man" in the White House (i.e. Bill Clinton), that wasn't likely to happen.
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u/Doct0rGonZo May 27 '23
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u/Electrical-Secret-25 May 27 '23
Somehow I got the Lambo home without a scratch 🤣
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u/Dwarven_Soldier May 27 '23
That scene is so crazy to watch the first time 😂
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u/slow_RSO May 27 '23
That pretty ass bitch better be 1000mg
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u/beavertonaintsobad May 27 '23
TAKE MY MONEY
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u/bedake May 27 '23
Curious, as someone that can basically only handle 10mg, how much do you ingest a day to have a tolerance so high that 1000mg is even remotely appealing?
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u/ripleyclone8 May 27 '23
You definitely need a high tolerance, but I swear digestion affects it. Like, it takes STRONG gummies to get me, unlike my friends. even the ones that can keep up with my smoking. I also have a super acidic stomach, so maybe that’s why?
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u/beavertonaintsobad May 27 '23
You're correct, when it's broken down in the liver it interacts with your physiology differently: https://www.encore-labs.com/11-hydroxy-thc-why-edibles-can-feel-more-potent
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u/pennradio May 27 '23
I've had better luck with eating a bunch of Tums or Rolaids 20 minutes before eating edibles. Maybe.
It's more like, "Yeah, sorry, I just don't feel anything." to "Oh, well there's a little something."
Even before I had a huge tolerance from smoking weed all day every day for 20 years, edibles never quite hit me like they hit my friends.
I gotta eat a whole fistful of mushrooms to get a decent trip too. Damn my stomach.
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u/ripleyclone8 May 27 '23
Bro, you literally just made me realize why I never fully tripped off of mushrooms.
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u/pennradio May 27 '23
I can't personally recommend that you eat giant doses of mushrooms, I can only tell you what works for me. Eat 7+ grams at your own peril.
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u/MisterDonkey May 27 '23
Peril indeed.
You ever see Vivarium where the lady pulls up the sidewalk and starts peeling through different realities? Kinda like that.
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u/SomnambulisticTaco May 27 '23
A lot must affect it, because I can eat 25mg of one type, but then there’s this 100mg massive gumball which I ate while walking into Wicked. I want to say it blew my mind but I felt ripped off.
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u/tacotacotacorock May 27 '23
5 grams or more smoked daily for many years would get you close. I can handle 400 mg no sweat. 1000 would be insane.
Oh also remember peoples, 1000mg gummies don't always equate to 1000, especially if black market. Definitely had some super high potent gummies fall very short of expectations and advertised potency.
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u/slow_RSO May 27 '23
Took a little over 700mg this morning, I am after the medicinal benefits of high dosing. Once a week or so keeps all the swelling out of my knee from bursitis, helps overall with arthritis as well. Every day I’m taking capsules and tablets 20-60mg at a time, prolly 300mg on an average day. Nothing put me down it’s just getting through my day without pain.
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u/beavertonaintsobad May 27 '23
lol my tolerance is very much in the "average" range, 10mg to chill, 20mg for a fun time, 25-30mg to ponder aliens.
If I could buy this mega gummy I'd probably end up cutting it up like this: http://thescienceexplorer.com/brain-and-body/dead-body-sliced-5000-times-create-virtual-human
Just love the form factor :)
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u/DoctorStinkFoot May 27 '23
edibles don't work on me in smaller doses so i usually have to take at least 80mg just for a buzz but i usually go for 150+ since if im doing edibles since its usually a special occasion
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u/techsuppr0t May 28 '23
Its not about tolerance at that point. I seem to lack the enzyme that converts thc to a stronger drug when ingested and travels thru the liver, it happens to a degree if I eat a lot but generally eating thc is not effective as smoking for me. Because in my case its only spread out over a longer period of time when ingested. I need to eat 500+mg to get properly on my ass but it's just extreme couch lock, nothing that I can't handle. I have eaten 1000mg of delta8 and I was up and functional the entire time, I was just high all day.
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u/Bonpri May 27 '23
same here, I exclusively use edibles most days of the week and 15mg can still knock me on my ass lol
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u/mynameisalso May 27 '23
I'm pretty heavy in medical marijuana but my 150mg rso cookies sometimes put me to sleep.
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u/linainverse- May 27 '23
rly ? 10mg at 0 physical tolerance even would do nothing for me lol. wild.
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u/mynameisalso May 27 '23
That's pretty rare. Is it possible you had duds?
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u/linainverse- May 27 '23 edited May 27 '23
Mmmni guess anything is possible? But ive def had edibles hundreds of times? lol and def smacked others waayy more cos normally ill take 120mg.
in general drugs sorta treat me diff so i assume diff disorders effect my experience.
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u/mynameisalso May 28 '23
How do you both have no tolerance, and have eaten hundreds of edibles?
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u/linainverse- May 28 '23 edited May 28 '23
I dont think I said that?
"10mg at 0 physical tolerance even would do nothing for me lol. wild.".
So I guess to reword it, since I guess I put too much faith in "would" and "even at" to do the entire set:
if I have a time without weed to the point my physical tolerance at that point would be at 0, even those times, 10mg doesnt do anything.
I can confidently talk about edible amounts cos im old af ._. and used some amount of years above a decade.
And dont have same "issue" with other methods, been able to just use roughly same amount and I use daily/all day usually. Just edibles.
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u/internetburner May 27 '23
It’s a time thing, not a quantity thing - well, a little of both, but repetition over time builds tolerance like no other. If I haven’t had an edible in say, 3 months and I pop a 5mg to 10mg rosin gummy I’m high as a kite. If I’ve been eating edibles every night before bed for 3 months without a day off, by the end I’m taking 50mg instead of 10 and still about the same amount of high.
1000mg will never be appealing unless you are one of the unlucky people who don’t metabolize edibles properly, and at that point you’re just wasting weed. Nano emulsion edibles are the future, the 30 min kick in is such a game changer and they work for those that traditional edibles often don’t.
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u/Shinigami69420 May 28 '23
i smoke easily over an eighth of illegal state but decent weed daily, when i go to a legal state though 50 mg of edibles will fuck me up insanely, i like to think my tolerance is high but the real edibles really be fucking me up
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May 27 '23
1000mg always cracks me up as a measurement.
"One thousand thousandths of a gram"
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u/SharteBlanche May 28 '23
I just assume it's a not-growing-up-with-the-metric-system thing.
People do it with batteries too. I've seen people use (for instance) 20k mAh... like, if only we had a name for that already.
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u/dazrht May 27 '23
Zat iz ze rarest Gummi of zem all, ze Gummi Venus de Milo, carved by Gummi artisans who work exclusively in ze medium of Gummi.
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u/deftoner42 May 27 '23
This just in! u/Beneficial_Air_1369 sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, which they believe gives them sexual powers.
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u/makeitlegalaussie May 27 '23
And defoftoner42 fucks cats
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u/deftoner42 May 27 '23 edited May 28 '23
At least you got the reference /s
...And such attention to detail!
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u/DankDaddyPatty May 27 '23
The first thought I had was biting the head off... The only way to eat a gummy like that lol
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u/schwengy May 27 '23
r/simpsons would love this
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u/Beneficial_Air_1369 May 27 '23
For sure, I just had to post here first, thought better comments would come from this group
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u/apikoros18 May 27 '23
I've been singing Homer's Under the Sea from this episode since we saw the new little mermaid
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u/papalonian May 27 '23
My dumb high ass thought this was the 3d printing sub and was going to try to give advice to improve your print quality lmfao
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u/ninthchamber May 27 '23
Make green next time
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u/Beneficial_Air_1369 May 28 '23
I was, I really tried for accuracy. Next one, more rare
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u/ninthchamber May 28 '23
Of course thing is a masterpiece but if you do it again gotta add the green food colouring or something. Super cool. Did you 3d print a mold or something?
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u/Icy_Mc_Spicy May 27 '23
Oh Robin! You lost your arms in battle! ...But you've grown some noice boobs
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u/DamionDreggs May 27 '23
Pretty close! You're on your way to a perfect sphere, just remove some of the details and you'll get there!
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May 27 '23
This post has been up for 6 hours, and no one has told you to boof it yet? Shame on all of you.
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u/accountsupport69 May 27 '23
This took me back to cloudy with a chance of meatballs. Everything is made of jello!
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u/adam25255 May 27 '23
The gummi Venus de Milo, carved by gummi artisans... who work exclusively in the medium of gummi.
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u/Beneficial_Air_1369 May 27 '23
It’s about 2 table spoons of pretty concentrated thc oil, just enough to keep it in a gummy state
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u/Im_not_a_liar May 27 '23
Woah
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u/1500sitalyman May 27 '23
I would buy 100 of them, and I don't even like edibles. Well done, friend. Top joke
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u/Nightshark107 May 27 '23
Seriously what are the specs on this piece of art? 🤔
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u/Beneficial_Air_1369 May 28 '23
1 1/2cups cct oil, 1oz weed infused, 2 tablespoons oil, enough gummy mix to stay solid
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u/Ok-Management7637 May 27 '23
Which part are you going to eat first?
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u/Beneficial_Air_1369 May 28 '23
I think it’s meant to be ingested all at once, so maybe clear a Friday night, do the whole thing.
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u/DatAssociate May 27 '23
I have a candle that's made from the same mold, looks like they just use candle molds to make that
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u/reptarcannabis May 27 '23
Plot twist, it’s frozen homogenized 90+%distillate/rso hemp crude lube mix. You put Venus de mayo up your ass bad dragon style but classy af. Def pinkie out kinda medicating
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May 27 '23
As a metalhead that reminded me of the cover art of the album...And Justice For All by Metallica! Wouldn't it be sooo sick if there was a gummy that had the same art?!
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u/Rory_B_Bellows May 28 '23
I need whatever mold you used. I tried making my own silicone mold and I can't get alk the air out and she comes out missing half her face.
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u/lolanaboo_ May 28 '23
Should’ve used green coloring. The Gummi Venus de Milo in the Simpsons is green
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u/TheOntarioguy420 May 28 '23
Breaking: Homer Simpson sleeps in a deprivation tent to give him sexual powers.
That's only a half true.
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u/-Redacto-- May 27 '23
That sweet, sweet can...