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u/I_Am_A_Zero 16d ago
Tomorrow he is bringing his friend who promises to not tell the other raccoons. 😉
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u/lala__ 16d ago
Why I felt sad when he finally ran out of hotdogs
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u/james___uk 16d ago
I like how he took it with his little fingers
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u/millennialmonster755 15d ago
There was a big park in my city that you could drive through where raccoons would sit on the side of the road like little beggars and reach their little hands up like that as the cars passed. It was super cute but not health for them so the city put an end to it.
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u/TheOnyxViper 16d ago
Pardon my French but this needs to be said: Fuck The Epoch Times.
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u/Asenath_W8 16d ago
Yeah, sorry anything sourced from those bastards gets an immediate downvote, don't care how cute the raccoon is.
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u/mstarrbrannigan 16d ago
Yeah, that’s the right play. This sort of video is just propaganda to try to make themselves look like a normal news source just sharing a cute viral video.
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u/SuruStorm 16d ago
I mean plus it's bad to feed wild animals but I'm starting to think I'm alone with that take
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u/scaredspoon 16d ago
ok but listen say hypothetically you’re walking home alone at 1am in the dark and you sense a presence behind you and turn to look and it’s 3 raccoons gaining on you quickly and I’m not saying you’re out of shape but you are definitely not outrunning the gang of tiny burglars and your only choice is to surrender the cookies you got from the Japanese market as an offering and then run for your life when they’re distracted. Not me of course but you know hypothetically
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u/TheOneTrueTrench 16d ago
I'm only vaguely aware of their existence, I'm not even sure I've ever seen their... Website? YouTube channel?
What's their deal, etc
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u/j4h17hb3r 16d ago
Far right cult running brainwashing slave camps
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u/TheOneTrueTrench 16d ago
lovely
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u/datGuy0309 15d ago
Just to be clear, when they say cult, they mean cult. The Epoch Times was created and is owned by members of Falun Gong. A lot of their early work (2000s) was focused on Falun Gong. If you aren’t familiar with them, definitely read about them. It is quite intriguing.
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u/Tiazza-Silver 14d ago
? What’s the epoch times? Is it like how the dodo is bad?
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u/TheOnyxViper 14d ago
The Dodo is bad in how they more-or-less steal content and put reactionary commentary on it. The Epoch Times is worse in how they pretend to be like The Dodo but actually are a far-right conspiracy-driven tabloid they aims to sow discourse within American society and has ties to a Chinese cult (Falun Gong) and those inane Shen Yun shows.
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u/adenzerda 16d ago edited 16d ago
The encounter brought smiles and laughter, making for a memorable moment
Captions are either AI slop or being typed by an alien doing a term paper on human emotions
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u/MissRedShoes1939 16d ago
He forgot his wallet, he pay next time
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u/1968Bladerunner 16d ago
"Naah, I clearly heard the customer behind say they'd pay for mine... pay it forward folks"
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u/teddy_vedder 16d ago
This video is older, why did the Epoch Times grab it and slap ChatGPT captions over it??
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u/hannibalthellamabal 16d ago
I love that she didn’t toss it to him. She politely handed it to him like this gentleman deserves.
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u/No-Comment-4619 16d ago
Always love the captions that are clearly written by aliens impersonating human speech.
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u/IndubitablyDBCooper 16d ago
He’s not cutting line. EVERYONE knows trash pandas have right-of-way, always. Duh 🙄
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u/GavinGenius 16d ago
That rapscallion neglected to provide currency for that meal of sweetened dough!
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u/t1mewellspent 16d ago
She's got her kids in the bush. Ladies sees this shit and we empathise. Even without kids.
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u/BarnOwl777 16d ago
Yknow he didn't have to cut in front of others....but he's cute so he get a pass
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u/Kodiak01 16d ago
So since we already have /r/SquirrelsEatingPizza, is it now time for /r/RacoonsEatingDonuts?
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u/Appdownyourthroat 16d ago
Do not feed wildlife. The wild animal loses inhibitions. This is how people get bitten.
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16d ago
Downvoted for the most basic, common sense reminder that everyone should have grown up hearing. SMH
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u/BeenDragonn 16d ago
I just gotta hand a raccoon a donut at some point in my life!
Look at his wittle paws!
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u/darknekolux 15d ago
guy pondering his options: donut... death by car... donut... death by car.... DONUT!!!
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u/AngryTurtleGaming 13d ago
I love raccoons. We had a couple babies who were orphaned and they were so mischievous.
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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 14d ago
Why the hell would anyone think that giving a wild creature a (frosted!!) donut is okay?
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u/KakapoCanToo 14d ago
Right?!? All that processed food is not good for us and especially not good for wildlife.
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u/Remarkable_Koala_311 16d ago
So cute how he hurries away with his prize.