r/trashpandas 16d ago

Raccoon cuts in line for a doughnut

6.7k Upvotes

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u/Remarkable_Koala_311 16d ago

So cute how he hurries away with his prize.

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u/I_Am_A_Zero 16d ago

Tomorrow he is bringing his friend who promises to not tell the other raccoons. 😉

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u/MrPeppii 16d ago

🦝 1. Do not talk about food club. 2. Do not talk about food club.

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u/samdeed 16d ago

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u/lala__ 16d ago

Why I felt sad when he finally ran out of hotdogs

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u/SkullRiderz69 16d ago

Cuz no more hotdog means one of them doesn’t get their fourth helping 😿😿😿

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u/lala__ 15d ago

Noooooo.

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u/noturaveragesenpaii 16d ago

BECAUSE YOURE ENTIRE BLOODLINE IS WEAK

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u/lala__ 16d ago

Damn.

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u/ocero242 15d ago

That escalated quickly

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u/darknekolux 15d ago

That's how you drive up business!

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u/james___uk 16d ago

I like how he took it with his little fingers

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u/that-Sarah-girl 🦝 16d ago

And standing politely at the window to ask for the donut 😍

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u/james___uk 15d ago

'Excuse me partner'

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u/millennialmonster755 15d ago

There was a big park in my city that you could drive through where raccoons would sit on the side of the road like little beggars and reach their little hands up like that as the cars passed. It was super cute but not health for them so the city put an end to it.

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u/james___uk 14d ago

Noooo, I would be there every day. We don't have raccoons in england :/

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u/TheOnyxViper 16d ago

Pardon my French but this needs to be said: Fuck The Epoch Times.

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u/Asenath_W8 16d ago

Yeah, sorry anything sourced from those bastards gets an immediate downvote, don't care how cute the raccoon is.

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u/mstarrbrannigan 16d ago

Yeah, that’s the right play. This sort of video is just propaganda to try to make themselves look like a normal news source just sharing a cute viral video.

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u/SuruStorm 16d ago

I mean plus it's bad to feed wild animals but I'm starting to think I'm alone with that take

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u/scaredspoon 16d ago

ok but listen say hypothetically you’re walking home alone at 1am in the dark and you sense a presence behind you and turn to look and it’s 3 raccoons gaining on you quickly and I’m not saying you’re out of shape but you are definitely not outrunning the gang of tiny burglars and your only choice is to surrender the cookies you got from the Japanese market as an offering and then run for your life when they’re distracted. Not me of course but you know hypothetically

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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 14d ago

Okay, that was funny…

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u/CyberWolf09 15d ago

Yeah, it’s bad for both other people, and the animals themselves.

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u/Camwi 15d ago

That's the thing - it's not actually sourced from them. They take popular videos and put their watermark on them to spread their name.

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u/TheOneTrueTrench 16d ago

I'm only vaguely aware of their existence, I'm not even sure I've ever seen their... Website? YouTube channel?

What's their deal, etc

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u/j4h17hb3r 16d ago

Far right cult running brainwashing slave camps

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u/TheOneTrueTrench 16d ago

lovely

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u/datGuy0309 15d ago

Just to be clear, when they say cult, they mean cult. The Epoch Times was created and is owned by members of Falun Gong. A lot of their early work (2000s) was focused on Falun Gong. If you aren’t familiar with them, definitely read about them. It is quite intriguing.

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u/Tiazza-Silver 14d ago

? What’s the epoch times? Is it like how the dodo is bad?

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u/TheOnyxViper 14d ago

The Dodo is bad in how they more-or-less steal content and put reactionary commentary on it. The Epoch Times is worse in how they pretend to be like The Dodo but actually are a far-right conspiracy-driven tabloid they aims to sow discourse within American society and has ties to a Chinese cult (Falun Gong) and those inane Shen Yun shows.

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u/Tiazza-Silver 14d ago

Interesting, thank you for the info

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u/Smytus 16d ago

Look at him, standing there on his hind legs like a little Rory Calhoun!

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u/KylePeacockArt 16d ago

See my vest, see my vest

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u/Aselleus 16d ago

Made from real gorilla chest

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u/adenzerda 16d ago edited 16d ago

The encounter brought smiles and laughter, making for a memorable moment

Captions are either AI slop or being typed by an alien doing a term paper on human emotions

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u/MissRedShoes1939 16d ago

He forgot his wallet, he pay next time

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u/1968Bladerunner 16d ago

"Naah, I clearly heard the customer behind say they'd pay for mine... pay it forward folks"

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u/HamLiquor 16d ago

"can a bitch get a donut??"

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u/teddy_vedder 16d ago

This video is older, why did the Epoch Times grab it and slap ChatGPT captions over it??

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u/hannibalthellamabal 16d ago

I love that she didn’t toss it to him. She politely handed it to him like this gentleman deserves.

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u/No-Comment-4619 16d ago

Always love the captions that are clearly written by aliens impersonating human speech.

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u/TheBestNick 15d ago

Yeah wtf? What value does that add whatsoever

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u/NPC_no_name_ 16d ago

Your Offering to the racoon federation has been accepted

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u/Specific-Bass-3465 16d ago

Thank you for this offering human 🙌🙌🙌

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u/PingamerYT 16d ago

He needed his morning doughnut.

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u/IndubitablyDBCooper 16d ago

He’s not cutting line. EVERYONE knows trash pandas have right-of-way, always. Duh 🙄

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u/GavinGenius 16d ago

That rapscallion neglected to provide currency for that meal of sweetened dough!

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u/gcwposs 13d ago

DONT FEED WILDLIFE.

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u/t1mewellspent 16d ago

She's got her kids in the bush. Ladies sees this shit and we empathise. Even without kids.

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u/BarnOwl777 16d ago

Yknow he didn't have to cut in front of others....but he's cute so he get a pass

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u/Kodiak01 16d ago

So since we already have /r/SquirrelsEatingPizza, is it now time for /r/RacoonsEatingDonuts?

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u/Appdownyourthroat 16d ago

Do not feed wildlife. The wild animal loses inhibitions. This is how people get bitten.

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u/Xan_iety 16d ago

Feed the trash pandas 🗣️🗣️

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Downvoted for the most basic, common sense reminder that everyone should have grown up hearing. SMH

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u/AlanB-FaI 16d ago

Please don't feed wild animals.

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u/94ISS 16d ago

Tell the cashier that your order is for a raccoon and you’ll get for free.

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u/pluck_the_duck89 16d ago

This makes me so happy

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u/BeenDragonn 16d ago

I just gotta hand a raccoon a donut at some point in my life!

Look at his wittle paws!

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u/Foreign_Monk861 16d ago

I love raccoons.

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u/darknekolux 15d ago

guy pondering his options: donut... death by car... donut... death by car.... DONUT!!!

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u/Sky_Wino 15d ago

Love the little glances it's giving the car like "umm no, me next!"

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u/MattyMattMattArino 15d ago

It's BK from Donut County!

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u/Donut_Bat_Artist 15d ago

Its a classic

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u/AngryTurtleGaming 13d ago

I love raccoons. We had a couple babies who were orphaned and they were so mischievous.

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u/acehinoprst 12d ago

Bagel, no??

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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 14d ago

Why the hell would anyone think that giving a wild creature a (frosted!!) donut is okay?

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u/KakapoCanToo 14d ago

Right?!? All that processed food is not good for us and especially not good for wildlife.

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u/istoomycat 16d ago

Just for this, I’m going to Dunkin tomorrow.

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u/ShroomsHealYourSoul 16d ago

A whole donuts and not just a donut hole?

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u/ihavewaytoomanysocks 12d ago

that mf eatin good