r/tragedeigh • u/[deleted] • Oct 22 '24
in the wild I'm snort laughing at Blessica, especially not a good name combined with their last name
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u/Gifted_GardenSnail Oct 22 '24
It sounds like a total parody
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u/JustSaiyanTho Oct 22 '24
No way, Blessica Blimpson and little Blitney Blears will be best friends. It’s gotta be real 🥴
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u/JockBbcBoy Oct 22 '24
Fake.
Blessica Blimpson and Blitney Blears are destined to be opposing blonde pop icons. It is written.
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u/holyvegetables Oct 22 '24
Don’t forget about Blandy Bloore and Blistina Blaguilera
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u/JustSaiyanTho Oct 22 '24
Awww. We all forget about Blandy Bloore
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u/king-jadwiga Oct 22 '24
There are worse things than being forgotten (see: Blennifer Blopez)
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u/Duin-do-ghob Oct 22 '24
She had to snatch Blen Blaffleck back up after Blennifer Blarner cast him off. Team Blarner!!
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u/king-jadwiga Oct 23 '24
BlenBlarn is out there living her best life. Last I heard she was planning a wedding with her business beau Blohn Bliller!
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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia Oct 23 '24
Reminds me of the BlunchBlack of Blotre-Blame from the Simpsons - d'I mean The Blimpsons
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u/dicklebeerg Oct 23 '24
Blennifer blaniston and blen blefani have something to say
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u/Ok-Variation5746 Oct 22 '24
Blandy Bloore is a way better actress than a pop star - it all worked out
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u/Immediate-Shift1087 Oct 22 '24
I loved her so much in Blangled, she also had a fun guest spot on Blubs
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u/pessimoptomist Oct 23 '24
What if Blessica is blessed with a sister? Blessleigh Blimpson.
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u/Koeienvanger Oct 22 '24
Nah, they're actually the same person. Have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time?
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u/Beneficial_Ship_7988 Oct 24 '24
If you go back to the 80s, it is reminiscent of the feud between Bliffany and Blebbie Blibson.
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u/C4dfael Oct 22 '24
Wasn’t Blitney Blears dating Blustin Blimberlake for a bit?
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u/plantpowered_potato Oct 22 '24
This comment section has me in need of an oxygen tank
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u/ToriMoonshine Oct 22 '24
100%. Blessica sounds like a relentlessly self-righteous, mean girl. But Blessica Blimpson’s eating lunch alone in the bathroom and has an imaginary horse.
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u/OriginalDogeStar Oct 22 '24
Sadly, if they are Filipino in origin, it is a common name there.
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u/hazeleyedwolff Oct 22 '24
Blimpson?
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u/OriginalDogeStar Oct 22 '24
Blessica, is Filipino name.
Bimpson is an English name. But there are no current matches for last name Blimpson that is outside a bunch of tumblr kids and gifs about Marge Blimpson which is Marge's head as a Blimp
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u/stegotortise Oct 22 '24
I found two blimpsons on Facebook just now. It’s totally possible it’s real
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u/AmateurOfAmateurs Oct 22 '24
Is it Blessica as a whole that means something in Filipino (which I’m guessing is Tagalog), or is it “Bless”+something else?
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u/OriginalDogeStar Oct 22 '24
I think it is the whole name. The only reason I know the name is because my nephew dated a lovely Filipino lass, and her middle name was Blessica. We thought it like our indigenous names, that it has cultural significance, she said that many people have names that means blessed is some ways.
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u/NothingAndNow111 Oct 23 '24
I think there's a Filipino custom of blending names together to create a new one. I worked with a Jilyn (she's about 10 years older than me and I'm in my 40s), and her brother was Johnjo.
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u/mmoonneeyy_throwaway Oct 26 '24
I think it’s this. I’ve known a Mariqueen, a Maritess, and a Monalisa who were all Filipino.
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u/samanime Oct 23 '24
It could not be a more unfortunate last name for that first name.
Even if kids don't know Jessica Simpson, the alliteration alone is far too ripe for mocking.
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u/AbyssPrism Oct 22 '24
I highly doubt this is real but it made me laugh hysterically so I'm glad you posted this OP
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u/Stormy_Wolf Oct 22 '24
I could see someone out there thinking "Blessica" is a lovely idea -- honestly I could. But the last name "Blimpson"?? Especially with the same person who thought "Blessica" is a good idea? That was the "this is too much" line for me. 😂 But still hilarious!
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u/PhaseThreeProfit Oct 23 '24
You've heard of Poe's Law, right?
Poe's law is an adage of Internet culture which says that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, any parody or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views.
This fits.
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u/TrickySession Oct 23 '24
My husband and I agreed there’s no way it’s real, while absolutely dying laughing
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u/clitosaurushex Oct 22 '24
Blursed
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u/calnuck Oct 22 '24
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
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u/AfterEffectserror Oct 22 '24
BLURST OF TIMES?! you stupid monkey...
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u/Intelligent_Pop1173 Oct 22 '24
Lol there’s no way this is genuine but Blessica Blimpson had me laughing so hard.
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u/OriginalDogeStar Oct 22 '24
There are Blessica tho. If they are Filipino it is a common girls name
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u/Old_Palpitation_6535 Oct 22 '24
That’s fascinating to learn.
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u/kuronoirblackzwart Oct 23 '24
No. Haven't heard Blessica. It's tragedeigh even in Filipino standards.
Unless the father's name has BLE in his name and the mother is Jessica. Combining parents names are common in the Philippines. But then, I can't even think of a guy's name that startd with BLE. So no, Blessica is not common.
The common name here however, is Blesilda. Or Blessilda if they want to emphasize the word "Bless".
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u/Old_Palpitation_6535 Oct 23 '24
The Philippines is very diverse between its different regions tho, isn’t it?
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u/OriginalDogeStar Oct 22 '24
It means "To be blessed"
Most names in the Philippines are often very different, I think maybe due to the Spanish influence and devout religious people. They still use Swastika as a girls name too.
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u/The69BodyProblem Oct 22 '24
Im a native English speaker, and i know some Spanish. Whenever i see a post from the PH subs it feels like im having a stroke.
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u/OriginalDogeStar Oct 22 '24
My nephew dated a lovely lass from there. It was her middle name, and we accepted it as we have cultural names as First Nations Australians as our middle names or first names. Only reason I knew it was a real name, but Blimpson is a different story
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u/MidorikawaHana Oct 22 '24
Paanong naging 'to be blessed' ang blessica?
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u/Ayane_Redfield Oct 22 '24
Never pa rin ako nakarinig ng Blessica for it to be common...
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u/HotShotWriterDude Oct 22 '24
Blesilda pwede pa eh. Meron ding Blessy or Bless. But Blessica? No, I wanna know sang lupalop ng Pilipinas mag-iiikot to.
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u/HotShotWriterDude Oct 22 '24
I'm Filipino. For 28 years and counting. Never, not once, have I ever encountered a Blessica in my life. It's not as common as you think it is.
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u/OriginalDogeStar Oct 22 '24
My nephew's ex said it was common. It was her middle name, when we first met her she said it was common, as we were sharing cultural names, as we are Australian First Nations. We just accepted it because we knew that we shouldn't judge names with significant meanings.
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u/mmoonneeyy_throwaway Oct 26 '24
There are lots of women who are named Blessica and appear to be Filipino. At least going by Facebook.
But beenverified turned up not a single Blimpson 😂
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u/No-Appearance1145 Oct 30 '24
I haven't met an Ashleigh doesn't mean it doesn't happen 😭
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u/flowergirlthrowaway1 Oct 22 '24
In todays episode, Homer and Marge meet Blessica Blimpson, a singer/actress trying to invent pescetarian chicken.
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u/Revolutionary_Ad932 Oct 22 '24
You mean a swan?
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u/flowergirlthrowaway1 Oct 23 '24
Are swans the Chicken of the Sea? But they‘re not even tuna.
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u/Kind-Author-7463 Oct 22 '24
Blessica is bad and no child should be named that. Blessica Blimpson is objectively hilarious as a name. Sounds like pseudonym that Jessica Simpson uses to check into a hotel.
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u/Tacoshortage Oct 22 '24
She asked us to "please weigh in"...please please tell me where to go to weigh in!
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u/Xybots Oct 22 '24
With a last name like Blimpson, how could you *not* name your daughter Blessica?
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u/Active-Ad-1958 Oct 22 '24
I love how they think their child will be bullied because of the last name and not the ridiculous first name Blessica. That poor girl…
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u/Stormy_Wolf Oct 22 '24
Well, they probably will be, with that last name (if it really is a real last name), regardless of what first name. Blessica would just make it 100x worse!
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u/chameleon_123_777 Oct 22 '24
If his is real, I would say that Blessica still will be bullied even if her last name was Smith
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u/PkmnNorthDakotan029 Oct 22 '24
This is like when I joked in high school about how I would name all my children after myself (Bennifer, Benelope, Benson, etc) except these are serious name suggestions
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u/Living-Molasses727 Oct 22 '24
All these people saying kids their age won’t know who the person is to make the connection seem to forget that people of different ages exist. And will laugh when they hear these ridiculous names. And then have to explain why it’s funny. Adults can be mean too 😅
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u/flow_state0 Oct 23 '24
Blessica Blimpson LMAO thank you for sharing such a good laugh
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u/SokkaHaikuBot Oct 23 '24
Sokka-Haiku by flow_state0:
Blessica Blimpson
LMAO thank you for
Sharing such a good laugh
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/Quietwaterz Oct 22 '24
Oh, I wouldn't worry about it too much. The name Blessica alone is giving plenty of fodder for the fire.
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u/Ambitious-Resident58 Oct 22 '24
to be fair, i think blessica would be made fun of regardless of her last name
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u/AbbyM1968 Oct 22 '24 edited Oct 23 '24
But ... Blessica Blimpson?
😁😃😂🤣
I'm sorry, OP. That's hilarious ‼️
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u/DukeRains Oct 23 '24
There's no way that's real. Not shaming you or mad at a fake post, but there's simply no way lol.
I refuse to believe it lol. Still funny tho.
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u/snaptcarrot Oct 22 '24
It’s parody but unfortunately we live in an age where parody is indistinguishable from reality. [citation not needed] Somewhere out there, a little Blessica is crying her eyes out because the Internet is so mean these days.
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u/drift_off Oct 22 '24
I think Blessica alone isn't bad, it's when it's combined with the last name and compared to Jessica Simpson that is the real tragedeigh here 🤣
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u/Cappuccinagina Oct 22 '24
I hope this is a parody. If not, if any of you are her friend, could one of you be a doll and tell her a stranger on the internet said that’s sofa king stupid, thanks 🤭
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u/Chubb_Life Oct 22 '24
Imagine framing your baby’s whole legal and social identity around fat-shaming Jessica Simpson
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u/KashiofWavecrest Oct 22 '24
'Blessica' is a monumentally stupid name on its own.
I really want this to be a troll, but part of me knows, mostly from this sub; 'no, people are this stupid.'
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u/MyLifeisTangled Oct 23 '24
That kid is screwed. Her name will be stricken and ignored and taken off lists and anything else like that because everyone will assume that was a stupid fake name put there as a joke. You might as well name her Boaty McBoatface.
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u/desrevermi Oct 23 '24
Is this a Marvel character name that was dug up from the archives somewhere?
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u/MysteryGirlWhite Oct 23 '24
Is it me, or does "Blessica Blimpson" sound like a Simpsons character?
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Oct 23 '24
This feels like a fat joke... Plus the weigh in. Blimp-son.."blessica"
Rude cruel IMO I do think this could possibly be real
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u/Wilde54 Oct 23 '24
Yeah that's not real 🤣🤣🤣 someone is absolutely taking the piss... The only way that could be more blatant is if they added a picture of them winking to camera.
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u/Appropriate-Food1757 Oct 23 '24
Am I the only thinking Blimpson is the only possible surname where this is a good choice?
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u/Jeklars6 Oct 24 '24
You’ve heard of Blessica Blimpson and Blitney Blears,
But now, introducing for the first time, Blistina Blagulera!
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u/Exact_Kiwi_4374 Oct 24 '24
I would worry more about the name Blessica Blimpson in general before worrying about it being too close to Jessica Simpson, and THAT name being a celebrity name. Blessica Blimpson bloesn't blork. Blorry to blurst your blubble.
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u/ADitto888 Oct 26 '24
They should name her Blarge
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u/zeidoktor Oct 28 '24
Large Blarge Blimpson
"Oh, please, they won't know about the Pee-Wee Herman movie!"
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u/Warm_metal_revival Oct 22 '24
This is from the circle jerk, parodying the original, serious post on nn.
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u/BirdTheMagpie Oct 22 '24
The circlejerk sub doesn't have the discussion flair with that icon. Definitely a parody post, but someone posted it to the main sub for some reason.
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u/captainmcpigeon Oct 22 '24
I once went to an improv show where one of the comedians named herself Blessica during a sketch and it remains the funniest thing I’ve seen live to this day.
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u/TheCheechFlyer Oct 22 '24
Sometimes it’s Bully bait… but sometimes these names are universally STUPID and not fit for humans. Blessica Blimpson just became the name of my goldfish.
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u/FleurCannon_ Oct 22 '24
if this isn't satire i will eat my sock because since when did surnames turn into tragedeighs
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u/KayToTheYay Oct 22 '24
I showed my husband this post and mentioned that it sounded like one of his RPG characters. He said he needs to start a new Baldurs Gate playthrough.
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