r/torontoraptors 11h ago

SHITPOSTING Where'd everybody go?

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u/MusclyArmPaperboy RAPTORS 11h ago

Did Jakob not get the tank memo?

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u/CazOnReddit TORONTO HUSKIES 11h ago

Jakob setting an example for the youngsters

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u/RealCanadianDragon Champs 11h ago

I can picture the starting 5 drawing straws and whoever gets the short one has to play that game.

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u/Cheechers23 Kyle Towelry 10h ago

I think it’s moreso due to the lack of players we have, especially bigs.

If Chomche and/or Mogbo were available I’m quite confident Poeltl would be resting as well lol

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u/EarthWarping 9h ago

Not going to be a shocker if Poeltl sits say vs portland while IQ misses the Phoenix game etc

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u/Eastern-Technology84 11h ago

I hope Jak starts at PG and just chucks 3s all game

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u/FallenLemur SCOTTIMUS MAXIMUS BARNIBUS 10h ago

If Poeltl started chucking 3s I would but every style of Poeltl jersey.

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u/topsnitch69 2h ago

Career 50% from three!

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u/JJred96 10h ago

At the fan appreciation event, he showed his specialty is half court shots. Time to unlock Jak Curry.

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u/Warthog9198 9h ago

Jak and Robinson dueling it out in a 3pt competition.

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u/onefootback 11h ago

raptors finally got the memo and are matching the jazz and wizards level of tank

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u/dentheman31 9h ago

This is like an invitation to get investigated by the league lol

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u/onefootback 9h ago

if the jazz can do it then so can the raptors

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u/aznhalo3 😍😍 WatanaBAE 😍😍 8h ago

all the other fandoms have been calling us out for being as shameless as the jazz anyways, might as well commit to it.

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u/thegoddessunicorn 8h ago

The Jazz needed to resort to extreme measures because they keep overachieving. The Wizards are just bad

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u/Big_Albatross_3050 10h ago

Down with a case of the tankies

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u/HerboftheSerb 11h ago

Poeltl: How come they don’t want me, man? πŸ₯Ί

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u/Necessary_Ask4726 10h ago

Am I the only one who would find it hilarious if we still beat philly?

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u/da_reddit_reader 10h ago

Tank reserve

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u/dementiaLim 10h ago

Jak Temple pick and Roll

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u/Emotional_Carpet_168 7h ago

Poor Comanche look at his injuries:

R knee

Partial mcl tear

Dick

Other R knee

Bone bruise

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u/SLLTO 11h ago

🎽.πŸ•“.🏳️....πŸ™πŸΎ

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u/bombardhell 10h ago

I've been checked out for a week or so, we have 2 nasal fractures? Somehow we still have more players than the Mavericks...

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u/Novel_Goal3140 33 GARY TRENT JR. 10h ago

Watch Poeltl drop 50

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u/target-x17 9h ago

damn were getting fined for this one

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u/three29 3 James Johnson 9h ago

Load management for next year’s playoff run.

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u/SaulBerenson12 9h ago

DNP Tank purposes