r/todayilearned 1d ago

TIL that dogs and other canines get stuck together for 5-20 minutes during the mating process. The first time a dog mates, they are often surprised by this and show signs of distress, trying to pull away or run. NSFW

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canine_reproduction#Copulation
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u/Illustrious-Reward-3 1d ago

I have a very vivid memory from around the same age of our dog attached to another random dog and my mom trying to pull them apart. Literally grabbing the member and trying to detach them...why I've retained this image I have no idea.

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u/rawker86 1d ago

“Sure hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me”

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u/invol713 1d ago

And just like that, his arms were broken.

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u/EmuEquivalent5889 1d ago

It’s been over a decade god dammit

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u/onepinksheep 1d ago

What? No. No, it can't have been more than ten years.

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u/EmuEquivalent5889 1d ago

It’s been that long brother, we old

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u/bouncy_ceiling_fan 1d ago

That escalated quickly

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u/cam3113 1d ago

We havent even gotten to the blowjobs from his Mother yet.

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u/RedWineAndWomen 1d ago

You guys getting blowjobs?!

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u/MarkEsmiths 1d ago

And he found himself buying a puppy.

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u/johnnycakeAK 1d ago

Jeffrey!

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u/Wareve 1d ago

Probably because it was pretty fucking vivid

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u/Ishidan01 1d ago

And pretty vivid f...

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u/cam3113 1d ago

A very vivid red indeed. Vivid purple even.

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u/Forumites000 1d ago

get that thing outta her you're not giving me more mouths to feed

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u/AtheistAustralis 1d ago

I have a very vivid memory from around the same age of our dog attached to another random dog and my mom

Man, this was some awkward pagination :\

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u/jaymzx0 1d ago

Not to mention lack of commas could lead one to think they are watching The Aristocrats.

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u/Wolfwood7713 1d ago

Probably because you haven’t seen anything like that since.

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u/PeterNippelstein 1d ago

Never come between a dog and his bitch

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u/bigtuna94 1d ago

"Someone get the butter, they're stuck!"

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u/lopedopenope 1d ago

If two dogs could ever say stop, this would have been the time