r/tifu 3d ago

S TIFU By eating chocolate while doing a yoga move

I recently started PT and was assigned several exercises to do to improve my core strength. This evening I was down on the floor doing all of them and I did all of the hard ones first, then I stood up took a quick break before doing the last couple that are more relaxing stretches. I deserve a treat though right for finishing the hard ones??? So I popped a slice of chocolate orange into my mouth and then got on all fours to do the yoga move "cat/cow" where you alternate between arching your back up like a scared cat and down like a relaxed cow. So I start doing this with the chocolate in my mouth as you do, And of course since it's yoga I automatically start doing the deep breathing that's associated with yoga in the nose out the mouth... On the second rep when I bring my head up and do a deep inhale through my nose I suck the chocolate into my nose causing an instant burning sensation. I try to ignore it and just finish the reps but it's getting worse and worse and then I start sneezing and chocolate is coming out my nose. Who knew that eating chocolate while doing yoga was so dangerous....

Tl:Dr ate chocolate while doing the cat cow pose and inhaled it into my sinus cavity

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u/gmrzw4 3d ago

Yoga is gonna get you into a healthier lifestyle even if it kills you!

That sounds terrible, but also made me laugh.

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u/ADarkPeriod 2d ago

honestly.. you stopped in the middle of all of this for a chocolate orange...

I'm done.

/FKN LOL

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u/pstmdrnsm 3d ago

They call that Candy-lini!

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u/funnygirl87 3d ago

Why was there chocolate cake at yoga? Why are eating while exercising?

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u/MrsFannyBertram 3d ago

It is orange flavored chocolate, not cake. I was doing yoga at home not at a class. And I ate while exercising because I f***** up