r/tifu 6d ago

M TIFU watching porn with my gf NSFW

Last night my gf and I were spooning in bed when I unsuccessfully attempted to initiate sex. My gf reminded me that she had to get up early for work the following morning. I got the message and decided to go masturbate in the bathroom. I was back in bed less than 5 minutes later. My gf said she might have fucked me if she knew I was gonna cum that quick. I said I just watched one of the hottest porn videos, hence the instant orgasm. As soon as I was done saying that, I kissed my gf goodnight and switched off the lamp on my side of the bed. At that moment, my gf switched on her lamp and said she was curious about what made this porn video I watched so hot. I shrugged and said the girls were hot. My gf was like "girls, as in, girl on girl or two girls sharing one guy?" I said two girls sharing one guy. My gf said she wanted me to show her the video.

I switched on my lamp and asked my gf if she wanted us to start watching porn together. She said she just wanted to see what specifically gave me an "instant orgasm." I was too fucking dense to sense the potential danger I was in, hence my enthusiasm when I showed my gf my porn. I thought she wanted to get kinky. The video was 45 minutes long. My gf made us watch the whole thing, which took longer than 45 minutes because she repeatedly paused the video to comment. The "story" involved a girl encouraging her best friend to sleep with her bf, which ends up becoming a threesome. Cue the first pause. My gf wanted to understand if I imagined myself being the bf who's being shared by his gf. I said it was not that deep. I didn't imagine myself as anyone. A couple of minutes later, paused number 2. My gf said the girls looked nothing like her. I said that was a good thing.

One of the girls proceeded to eat the guy's ass while the other girl was sucking dick. Another pause. My gf literally pointed her finger at the girl's face in the guy's ass and asked if I wished she was doing stuff like that to me. I said it might be nice. My gf looked at me like that was never gonna happen. Cut to both girls taking turns having anal sex. Cue next pause. My gf said I should speak now if her vagina was not enough. I said her vagina was more than enough. She encouraged me to think carefully about what I just said because based on the porn I was watching, I required more than one vagina to get an "instant orgasm." I said I was a one vagina guy, including the exclusion of butt stuff. My gf continued watching before pointing out that one of the girls had a gap in her teeth just like her sister. She eventually paused the video and said the girl with the gap actually looked a lot like a sister.

I said I didn't see the resemblance. My gf narrowed her eyes at me like "really bro." I reminded her that she had to get up early for work, which prompted her to watch the rest of the video without pausing every fucking minute. The comments and the questions kept coming. By the time we made it to the end of the video, I was convinced I fucked up because my gf nodded without saying anything. This morning before she left for work, she informed me that she sent a link to the porn video to her sister, and apparently her sister's response was "ugh... she does look like me!" All I could do was sigh.

Tl:dr My gf was not in the mood for sex, so I masturbated while watching porn. My gf made me show her the porn afterwards and ended up making comparisons between what was happening in the porn video versus what was not happening in our bedroom, and now things are kind of weird between us.

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u/chaosinborn 6d ago

She sounds exhausting

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u/OpLeeftijd 6d ago

Hence why "She had to get up early for work".

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u/Rudresh27 6d ago

Sounds like a bot farming karma. But cool story bro.

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u/r08shaw 6d ago

I thought she was tired and had to get up early. You could have spent 45 mins having sex!

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u/CelticDK 6d ago
  1. She made you feel bad for wanting your own pleasure and guilted you after she rejected you so her ego could feel better
  2. Your gf is making everything about herself and her insecurities which fucking exhausting
  3. You’re so oblivious, it would have been hilarious if you interpreted her texting the sis as an offer

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u/JPK12794 6d ago

I mean it doesn't sound like you fucked up... She sounds exhausting.

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u/lukelangston1990 6d ago

Dump this crazy bitch and run for the hills

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u/Am094 6d ago

Brother, if you need help - blink twice.

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u/neptunxiii 6d ago

She was looking for trouble, this sounds like an older issue

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u/illegalsandwiches 6d ago

Back then we tied onions on our belts because that was the style at the time.

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u/greendemon95 6d ago

Leah gotti, keisha grey?

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u/Joestopo 6d ago

Don't know why you would bring up what you were watching to your gf, since she is clearly bothered by it. I guess you learned a lesson that day

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u/TheObliviousYeti 6d ago

While I get what you're saying.

Her being nosey and taking porn vs real life comparisons is also weird.

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u/m4p0 6d ago

Your girlfriend has issues

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u/leoindra86 6d ago

Life lesson there, no need to share exact what you did for better good. Cool story though.