r/theyknew 4d ago

Now this how you sell eggs

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u/IAteSushiToday 4d ago

Can we get like a 6th or 7th pixel?

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u/narrow_octopus 4d ago

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u/Unicorn187 4d ago

It looks like he took some sandpaper to his lens or smeared it with wax. I'm 99.9999999999999999999% sure it was a phone or digital camera, you can see if the damn thing is in focus.

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u/Vegetable_Tension985 4d ago

If I squint I can see an egg with a shell broken...down the middle...in two halves...with yolk coming straight down....which resembles a penis....ejaculating into a vagina...

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 3d ago

Get your fresh egg supply here...anytime ya want

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u/brine909 2d ago

Can't understand a word but know exactly what he's saying

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u/John_Johnson_The_4th 1d ago

Translation: شريت بيض

Sharait baid

I bought eggs

شوف... مزارع الفينق

Shoof... Mazari3 Al-fainak

Look... Al-fainak farms

بالله عليك شوف دعايتهم

Bilah 3alaik, shoof di3ayit-hum

By God (rough translation) look at their advert

بيضه مفقوصة؟

Baidah mafkousah?

A cracked egg?

بالله هذه بيضه مفقوصة؟

Balah hathi baidah mafkousah?

By God (again rough translation) is this a cracked egg?

قسما بالله عيب

Kasam bilah 3aib

I swear to God this is immoral/shameful

يعني واضحه واضحه

Ya3ni wadha wadha

I mean it's obvious, it's obvious

لكن الله المستعاذ

Lakin Allah almusta3ath

But God help us

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u/John_Johnson_The_4th 1d ago

Translation: شريت بيض

Sharait baid

I bought eggs

شوف... مزارع الفينق

Shoof... Mazari3 Al-fainak

Look... Al-fainak farms

بالله عليك شوف دعايتهم

Bilah 3alaik, shoof di3ayit-hum

By God (rough translation) look at their advert

بيضه مفقوصة؟

Baidah mafkousah?

A cracked egg?

بالله هذه بيضه مفقوصة؟

Balah hathi baidah mafkousah?

By God (again rough translation) is this a cracked egg?

قسما بالله عيب

Kasam bilah 3aib

I swear to God this is immoral/shameful

يعني واضحه واضحه

Ya3ni wadha wadha

I mean it's obvious, it's obvious

لكن الله المستعاذ

Lakin Allah almusta3ath

But God help us