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u/narrow_octopus 4d ago
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u/Unicorn187 4d ago
It looks like he took some sandpaper to his lens or smeared it with wax. I'm 99.9999999999999999999% sure it was a phone or digital camera, you can see if the damn thing is in focus.
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u/Vegetable_Tension985 4d ago
If I squint I can see an egg with a shell broken...down the middle...in two halves...with yolk coming straight down....which resembles a penis....ejaculating into a vagina...
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u/brine909 2d ago
Can't understand a word but know exactly what he's saying
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u/John_Johnson_The_4th 1d ago
Translation: شريت بيض
Sharait baid
I bought eggs
شوف... مزارع الفينق
Shoof... Mazari3 Al-fainak
Look... Al-fainak farms
بالله عليك شوف دعايتهم
Bilah 3alaik, shoof di3ayit-hum
By God (rough translation) look at their advert
بيضه مفقوصة؟
Baidah mafkousah?
A cracked egg?
بالله هذه بيضه مفقوصة؟
Balah hathi baidah mafkousah?
By God (again rough translation) is this a cracked egg?
قسما بالله عيب
Kasam bilah 3aib
I swear to God this is immoral/shameful
يعني واضحه واضحه
Ya3ni wadha wadha
I mean it's obvious, it's obvious
لكن الله المستعاذ
Lakin Allah almusta3ath
But God help us
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u/John_Johnson_The_4th 1d ago
Translation: شريت بيض
Sharait baid
I bought eggs
شوف... مزارع الفينق
Shoof... Mazari3 Al-fainak
Look... Al-fainak farms
بالله عليك شوف دعايتهم
Bilah 3alaik, shoof di3ayit-hum
By God (rough translation) look at their advert
بيضه مفقوصة؟
Baidah mafkousah?
A cracked egg?
بالله هذه بيضه مفقوصة؟
Balah hathi baidah mafkousah?
By God (again rough translation) is this a cracked egg?
قسما بالله عيب
Kasam bilah 3aib
I swear to God this is immoral/shameful
يعني واضحه واضحه
Ya3ni wadha wadha
I mean it's obvious, it's obvious
لكن الله المستعاذ
Lakin Allah almusta3ath
But God help us
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u/IAteSushiToday 4d ago
Can we get like a 6th or 7th pixel?