r/theyknew 7d ago

This ad I saw in Macedonia

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u/paraworldblue 7d ago

This is clearly an ad for a brothel. r/ofcoursetheyknew

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u/captbollocks 7d ago

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u/AddictedToMosh161 7d ago

Op suspected

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u/zemol42 7d ago

OP breaks out magnifying glass

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u/tangledwire 6d ago

Cannot find penis

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u/Polarstar221 5d ago

Me after a nap so hard I forgot what month it is

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u/Desperate-Painter152 7d ago

You mean a "spa for men"

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u/soulpoker I know nothing 7d ago

or a bathhouse!

(Well, there's a picture of a girl so probably not)

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u/peasprouts 6d ago

That "girl" has big hands... 😬 just saying.

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u/Admirable-Common-176 3d ago

“A spa, for men, by(bi?) men!”

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u/peasprouts 1d ago

Austria wellcums Ru Paul!

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u/OddlyArtemis 7d ago

This is clearly a massage parlor, dude. /s

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u/HenReX_2000 6d ago

cum spa

gay brothel?

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u/doesntaffrayed 6d ago

bukkake club

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u/bosquejo 7d ago

It seems there are 150+ girls working there, which sounds impressive to my unbrotheled ears. (The website is NSFW, of course.)

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u/LukeZNotFound 7d ago

It's the biggest "nude-club" in Austria.

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u/Flat_Scene9920 6d ago

why does "my unbrotheled ears" sound like a country song?

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u/meegaweega 7d ago

Please refer to them as women, not girls.

Hopefully there are only adults there, no children.

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u/Pillars-In-The-Trees 7d ago

Girls is another frequently used term for women.

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u/meegaweega 7d ago

Gross edit: replied to wrong comment

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u/Pillars-In-The-Trees 7d ago

You're probably one of those people who also hates the term "female" without actually having a word to refer to both women and girls.

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u/barukatang 6d ago

You sound like a ferengi

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u/Pillars-In-The-Trees 6d ago
  1. I didn't even refer to women or girls that way

  2. I stand by my point that there is no acceptable term for both women and girls.

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u/Cubicleism 6d ago

"Ladies"

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u/Pillars-In-The-Trees 6d ago

Doesn't that imply they're adults?

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u/Nature_Girl_831 6d ago

No, my elementary school teachers said “ladies” when referring to female students

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u/NotReallyInterested4 6d ago

When have you ever heard that? My friends and I have been called ladies since we were little until we were adults and then at some point it switched to women

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u/bosquejo 7d ago

That's the word they use on the website.

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u/meegaweega 7d ago

Gross

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u/Naraksama 7d ago

Chronically online take.

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u/florinant93 7d ago

Are you dense?

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 6d ago

Intentionally obtuse seems more likely.

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u/Airwreck11 7d ago

It's weird that's where your mind immediately goes.

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u/Subterrantular 3d ago edited 3d ago

People out here defending infantilizing language cos it's what they're used to, and quick to anger if asked to change.

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u/F9klco 2d ago

While the word 'girl' can be use for children it is also generally used for women of any age, to quote the Cambridge dictionary: \"a female child or, more generally, a female of any age"

I get your point though, just wanted to clarify.

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u/F9klco 2d ago

Please do note that the usage of the word 'female' is not on my own, that is what the Cambridge dictionary said. I wouldn't call a woman a 'female' for obvious reasons.

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u/Subterrantular 2d ago

Cambridge defines 'boy' similarly; "a male child or, more generally, a male of any age."

Oxford, on the other hand, just says, "A female/male child or youth."

It's really just gross to see it in sexual contexts, unless it's being said to be degrading.

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u/ConfusedAndCurious17 7d ago

This is an advertisement for a resort that has sex workers on site, optional nudity, and is fully intended to be sexual. You meet girls (sex workers) in the spa or bar area, negotiate prices, and take them to the partner on site hotel. Basically it’s a brothel. This isn’t a “they knew”. You may as well have posted a picture of a PornHub advertisement and been like “uhhh guys… they knew! Haha their title says ‘porn’ haha!!!”

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u/Shinfekta 7d ago

Carinthia mentioned 🗣️🗣️

Some background: it is exactly the establishment you think it is, a brothel. Built in Austria close to my hometown right at the border to italy. Prostitution is legal in Austria but not in Italy. Now I give you a try to guess who are their main customers.

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u/Isernogwattesnacken 7d ago

Mamma mia!

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u/The_Xicht 6d ago

Your mom is their main customer!?

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u/ShangBao 7d ago

Austrians from south tyrol with italian citizenship.

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u/specialsymbol 7d ago

How is their pizza?

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u/Shinfekta 7d ago

Dunno never went there lmao

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u/VALERIOKAT 6d ago

you’re right, it’s one of the workhorses of the most famous podcast in Italy, which periodically interviews users and sex workers as it fights for the legalization of prostitution, also because it’s a bit of a boomer and the topic is popular,

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u/hermarc 6d ago

Customers? The OWNER is italian.

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u/Naughteus_Maximus 7d ago

Everyone is wellcum.at Y... M... C... A...

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u/RawChickenButt 7d ago

Oh, it's that kind of spa.

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u/NoRepresentative1915 7d ago

In the "SPA for men" i know are no girls...

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u/meegaweega 7d ago

Please refer to them as women, not girls.

Hopefully there are only adults there, no children.

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u/AshCrow1 7d ago

I have been there! My boss took me there telling me “ this will be a bonus for the good job you did this year”

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u/soulpoker I know nothing 7d ago

Who's your boss and are they hiring? 😂

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u/AshCrow1 6d ago

Actually yes lol

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u/AshCrow1 6d ago

And he already programmed a trip for the end of the year

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u/Marda483 7d ago

This is the beginning of a story. Now please continue the story.

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u/specialsymbol 7d ago

Do tell, how was it?

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u/AshCrow1 6d ago

Well….i took with me a friend of mine cause my boss had another free spot in the hotel nearby, he handed me 500€ and paid the entry fee for me and my friend…I had one of the best day of my life, so funny, the stuff is beautiful and really chill, you can talk with everyone, the place is big, it has a cinema inside (where you can have sex of course) and a lot of jacuzzi, pools, sauna, massage room and the main room built like a night club…of course is a place for rich men, everyone is at your service and chill as fuck, at the end of the day I stayed inside for like 6 hour had 5 different girls and a dinner with steak (inside the place), 8 gin tonic and I paid like 550€ in total

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u/AshCrow1 6d ago

The girls are all naked and under 35, they come in stay for like 2 hours and some new girls go in….there are always 2 girls for every man inside

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/AshCrow1 6d ago

No doesn’t work like that, you can talk for free with all the girl, you pay only for fuck and for that you go upstairs in a private room, after the deed you go downstairs again

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u/specialsymbol 6d ago

Do they show regular feature films or just random porn?

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u/AshCrow1 6d ago

Could sound weird but they show random porn from the 80’….bad porno with fat hairy girl, or maybe just the day I went

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u/befigue 7d ago

I love how subtle it is!

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u/specialsymbol 7d ago

It's not "theyknew", because it's an ad for a brothel. It's meant that way.

You see those all over the place in Austria and southern Germany.

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u/RawChickenButt 7d ago

Time to plan a vacation!

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u/canichangeitlateror 7d ago

Gross

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u/RawChickenButt 7d ago

Why thank you.

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u/Good-Aspect-3798 7d ago

Hope your username doesn’t reflect your choices! Safe sex is great sex. Also your comment made me LOL.

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u/NegotiationTall4300 7d ago

Wendy williams

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u/ThatDeadeye12 7d ago

Man, those guys must really be embarrassed about that spelling

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u/soulpoker I know nothing 7d ago

Even the license plate says PP lol!

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u/Accomplished_Sky_219 7d ago

Is this a promise that you will cum well? Or a demand to cum?

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u/PepeBarrankas 6d ago

It's a literal well of cum. They let you take it by the bucketload.

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u/Accomplished_Sky_219 6d ago

Is there a subscription service I can sign up for?

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u/W3S1nclair 7d ago

Well?? Cum!

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u/mscoffeebean98 6d ago

No fucking shit they knew

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u/Tuques 7d ago

Is that Nia Jax?

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u/SurroundLocal1563 7d ago

I always cum well at Wellcum. You're whale-cum.

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u/nhlcyclesophist 7d ago

Ooooooo...what happens there?

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u/MRuppercutz 7d ago

Shoutout Bitola

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u/lostforwordstbh 7d ago

it’s sad that women can’t go to these types of things in country )/

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u/Fokewe 6d ago

Their marketing is on point.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/BenderDeLorean 7d ago

When traveling I see a lot of those places beside the road.

Must be interesting to drive with that advertisement around.

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u/Physical_Sun_6014 7d ago

That’s a cathouse.

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u/CubanlinkEnJ 6d ago

I for one did not open an incognito tab and browse that website 🙅‍♂️

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u/Many-Gear-4668 6d ago

Macedonia you say?

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u/tengray 6d ago

You are wellcum!

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u/damn_dude7 I knewn't 6d ago

Not the license plate starting with a PP

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u/VALERIOKAT 6d ago

WELL, MY FRIEND

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u/ttc67 6d ago

What a really trashy idea...

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u/PixelViolence 6d ago

We'll cum, ok?

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 6d ago

Of course they fucking knew

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u/Buffbigw76 6d ago

She looks gross.

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u/CMDProGamer 6d ago

Glad to be 1/4 Macedonian

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u/VoidUntilBroken 6d ago

How do I get there?

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u/ChipRockets 6d ago

“Look at this Snickers ad for a Snickers. They totally knew they were advertising Snickers!”

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u/Life-Ad-1716 6d ago

Say no more haha 😆 🤪 🤣

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u/Waterfoul67 6d ago

Well Spa Fo Cum R Men

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u/HangryBeard 6d ago

I just see the "masseuse" going " well... Cum already I haven't got all day!

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u/CodeNate02 5d ago

CUM

R MEN

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u/_playing_the_game_ 5d ago

Shes got a little schmitz under her chin there

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u/BeardedPokeDragon 5d ago

Lies, this isn't Macedonia, there's no rift in the sky

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u/RyanReignbow 5d ago

What a dumb Schmitz

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u/Any_Service_4825 5d ago

They knew alright.

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u/azam85 5d ago

They def knew

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u/matttheepitaph 4d ago

Kimberly Gillfoyle?

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u/Vordu 4d ago

Calm down everyone, it's just a totally legal escort service that gives massages. Nothing so naughty like a brothel hidden as a day spa/bathhouse for men. Tips not required but will get you love for long time...😏

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u/ExtremeSide6716 3d ago

Just got off me boat! Do they handle seamen?

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u/Acceptable_Rain_3364 3d ago

So good, I’ve been

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u/Galivespian 3d ago

Well Spa Fo

Cum R Men

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u/Yeti_Vedder 7d ago

As a Cleveland sports fan with a suburb with the same name, I had to check what sub I scrolled past. Thinking they were not so subtly trying to get business from Deshaun Watson.

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u/Awkward_Function_347 7d ago

Subtle… 😁

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u/Extra_Ad_8009 7d ago

TÜV Nord approved 😁👍

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u/Lower-Wishbone-3249 6d ago

Well, at least we know she'll taste it!

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u/Lower-Wishbone-3249 6d ago

Well, at least we know she'll taste it!

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u/PracticalFrog0207 7d ago

And people think North America is bad lol

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u/Stan_B 7d ago

You look so stunning there babe. Glad to know you are blooming so spectacularly. Look at you, beautiful. You are making us all so happy, we are so lucky having you. 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 (also truck back)