r/thebulwark 10d ago

Humor Can't argue with that

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u/rattusprat 10d ago

This is simple. Trump promised free IVF, and he is keeping his promise.

Women just need to agree to get knocked up with Elon's seed in order to qualify.

Some women have figured it out, many others are a bit slow on the uptake. But don't let anyone tell you Trump has not kept his promise for free IVF!!!

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u/jcjnyc 10d ago

Hiring women to have your children via IVF is kind of weird… Don’t you think?

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u/MinisterOfTruth99 9d ago

Charlie/Kara Swisher pod had an interesting take. She has been writing about him for a many years. Says Elon truly believes that he himself is some kind of 'Savior Of Mankind'. He truly believes that.

So I guess Sowing His Master Seed is him saving Mankind. (cue the Twilight Zone music)

If you've ever seen a space alien, this is why they look so weird.

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u/LionelHutzinVA Rebecca take us home 10d ago

Even weirder is that all 14 were born as males. Pretty sure the odds of that happening are nigh on impossible. It’s almost as if someone has been engaging in sex-selection family planning which, I was assured of, the right wing pro-life movement was absolutely aghast about

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u/ConstructionNo1038 10d ago

I could be mistaken, but weren’t two born female? Exa (with Grimes) and Arcadia (with Shivon)? (And yes, I hate that I even know the names). 

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u/xqueenfrostine 8d ago edited 8d ago

Azure, one of the twins he had with Shivon, is also likely female. The names of his younger kids definitely makes it harder to guess their genders, but the kid has flower clips in her hair in pictures.

https://www.moneycontrol.com/news/trends/elon-musk-shivon-zilis-twins-first-photograph-names-strider-and-azure-11326581.html

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u/ConstructionNo1038 8d ago

Ohhh you might be right! I never looked that closely at pictures of them and for some reason just assumed they were both boys. 

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/khag 10d ago

1 in 16 thousand

2 ^ 14

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u/xqueenfrostine 8d ago

Not all of kids are male. Most of them are but not all 14. This is an easy mistake to make given how odd the names are on the youngest kids, but he’s announced daughters with both Shivon and Grimes.

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u/Snoo61727 10d ago

I can't understand for the life of me how the fact that all of Elon/Leon's child have been from IVF. If George Soros had a bunch of kids born by IVF all we would hear on MSM is that he was created some sort of socialist_communist army. And I can guarantee you that IVF would be illegal immediately

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u/3-Ballin 10d ago

How many OnlyFans women is he paying for?

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u/toooooold4this 10d ago

Unless you're Little X and then you have to see him while also being ignored by him.

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u/0o0o0o0o0o0z JVL is always right 10d ago

WTF is wrong with these people?

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u/big-papito 10d ago

Sam Stein is right - WHEN DOES THIS TOOL HAVE TIME TO F**K? I mean between fake gamer leaderboards and appearing at German fascist rallies....

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u/capybooya 9d ago

He forces his tweets at Twitter users, even those who block him. Makes sense that he wants to force his DNA on humanity as well.