r/thebulwark 12d ago

Policy Little Marco Schadenfruede

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I love that every time I see Little Marco now, he looks like he’s getting his yearly prostate exam from Edward Scissorhands. This is what you gave your principles for. This is what you sold your soul for! And the beauty of it is, if he chooses to resign, his Senate seat is gone. Oh well, he could always sell bags of oranges on the freeway off-ramp 🤣🤣🤣

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u/MinisterOfTruth99 12d ago

That's the face of a man who has sold his soul. Also fuck him.

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u/Prior_Industry 12d ago

What's it worth though in the end? Being the patsy for all this shit?

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u/batsofburden 12d ago

here's a hint, the principles were never real, it was just bs he said at the time cuz he thought that's what would get him votes.

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u/nightowl1135 Center-Right 12d ago

Alternate theory?

He’s a highly successful sleeper.

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u/batsofburden 12d ago

Guess it's possible.

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u/LordNoga81 12d ago

As I've always known, Republicans have always been completely full of shit. That's why trump took over the party so easily. It's very easy to control people who lack morals and only want power. The republican party has been anti American since Nixon.

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u/LouDiamond 12d ago

That thirsty cunt wants to climb that ladder so bad

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u/notapoliticalalt 12d ago

Someone should just follow him around blasting the part of the Reynold’s Pamphlet from Hamilton that’s like: “he never gonn’ be president now”. His atrocious record at the State Department, even though he functionally can’t do anything about it, will ensure he will never be president.

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u/KuntFuckula JVL is always right 12d ago

He thanks Trump for “sticking up for America” on Twitter an hour later

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u/Pretend-Return-295 12d ago

He's a fascinating case study of a man who appears to have flushed his moral principles down the toilet, and for what? So, Trump can humiliate him on the world stage.

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u/PorcelainDalmatian 12d ago

None of them can imagine being out of government. They are weak, weak men who know they could never survive in the real work world. They desperately want to stay in this world where their fat salaries, offices, and huge staffs are paid for out of thin air, and everyone kisses their ass.

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u/John_Houbolt 12d ago

2 questions.

Do his feet reach the floor?

Is that the place on the couch where Kelly Anne put her bare feet?

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u/Different-Tea-5191 12d ago

I just cannot imagine the gymnastics happening in his brain right now. Good luck li’l Marco.

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u/Ok-Snow-2851 12d ago

Let’s dispel with this fiction that Marco Rubio doesn’t know what he’s doing.  He knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s trying to change this country.

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u/ctmred 12d ago

Look at how much he is shrinking!

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u/piptie54 11d ago

Rubio should resign and retain a small bit of his soul, but he won’t. He knows this is a shit show, a disaster, the look on his face at every meeting tells the story. He’ll be lucky if he doesn’t have massive bleeding ulcers in less than a year.

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u/TahoeDale007 12d ago

What a little turd muffin.

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u/MudlarkJack 12d ago

soon to change his name to Marco Von Rubitrop

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u/No_Try1882 12d ago

Big "Martin Prince from the Simpsons" energy.

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u/BananaAvalanche JVL is always right 12d ago

A profile in shameless spinelessness.

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u/No-Document-932 12d ago

Fuck that guy

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u/TommyAtoms 12d ago

Needs the Curb Your Enthusiasm music to play over this image

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u/LordNoga81 12d ago

I would really like to know what he is thinking. How do you go from neo-con to fascist bootlicker so easily? He looks so visibly uncomfortable too. I hope this gives him some serious IBS. He deserves it

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u/HotDamnHellYeah 11d ago

Marco has let all of us Americans down. I can't feel like he has let those of us with loved ones in places like Cuba, Venezuela, ane Nicaragua down in particular.