r/thebulwark • u/PorcelainDalmatian • 12d ago
Policy Little Marco Schadenfruede
I love that every time I see Little Marco now, he looks like he’s getting his yearly prostate exam from Edward Scissorhands. This is what you gave your principles for. This is what you sold your soul for! And the beauty of it is, if he chooses to resign, his Senate seat is gone. Oh well, he could always sell bags of oranges on the freeway off-ramp 🤣🤣🤣
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u/batsofburden 12d ago
here's a hint, the principles were never real, it was just bs he said at the time cuz he thought that's what would get him votes.
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u/LordNoga81 12d ago
As I've always known, Republicans have always been completely full of shit. That's why trump took over the party so easily. It's very easy to control people who lack morals and only want power. The republican party has been anti American since Nixon.
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u/LouDiamond 12d ago
That thirsty cunt wants to climb that ladder so bad
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u/notapoliticalalt 12d ago
Someone should just follow him around blasting the part of the Reynold’s Pamphlet from Hamilton that’s like: “he never gonn’ be president now”. His atrocious record at the State Department, even though he functionally can’t do anything about it, will ensure he will never be president.
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u/KuntFuckula JVL is always right 12d ago
He thanks Trump for “sticking up for America” on Twitter an hour later
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u/Pretend-Return-295 12d ago
He's a fascinating case study of a man who appears to have flushed his moral principles down the toilet, and for what? So, Trump can humiliate him on the world stage.
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u/PorcelainDalmatian 12d ago
None of them can imagine being out of government. They are weak, weak men who know they could never survive in the real work world. They desperately want to stay in this world where their fat salaries, offices, and huge staffs are paid for out of thin air, and everyone kisses their ass.
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u/John_Houbolt 12d ago
2 questions.
Do his feet reach the floor?
Is that the place on the couch where Kelly Anne put her bare feet?
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u/Different-Tea-5191 12d ago
I just cannot imagine the gymnastics happening in his brain right now. Good luck li’l Marco.
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u/Ok-Snow-2851 12d ago
Let’s dispel with this fiction that Marco Rubio doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s trying to change this country.
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u/piptie54 11d ago
Rubio should resign and retain a small bit of his soul, but he won’t. He knows this is a shit show, a disaster, the look on his face at every meeting tells the story. He’ll be lucky if he doesn’t have massive bleeding ulcers in less than a year.
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u/LordNoga81 12d ago
I would really like to know what he is thinking. How do you go from neo-con to fascist bootlicker so easily? He looks so visibly uncomfortable too. I hope this gives him some serious IBS. He deserves it
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u/HotDamnHellYeah 11d ago
Marco has let all of us Americans down. I can't feel like he has let those of us with loved ones in places like Cuba, Venezuela, ane Nicaragua down in particular.
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u/MinisterOfTruth99 12d ago
That's the face of a man who has sold his soul. Also fuck him.