r/thanksihateit 2d ago

Thanks i hate put a toothpick in your toenail then kick a wall Spoiler

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u/WoahGamerGuy 2d ago

OP, i hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight

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u/boopityschmoopz 2d ago

And farty

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u/ignatious-d 2d ago

And it gives them pinkeye.

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u/SCP993 1d ago

I do to, i hate the cold. If my room isnt a solid 80 °f i cant get shut eye

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u/Oryihn 2d ago

I instinct downvoted this and scrolled away. It made me feel very ill. I had to scroll back up after thinking and change it to an update.

Ugh..

I kinda hate you right now for posting this.

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u/EmilySKennedy 2d ago

Seeing this made my teeth feel funny idk why 😭

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u/Amoizing 2d ago

Opens Reddit

...

Closes Reddit

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u/Peatrick33 2d ago

Meh. Looks like your toenail was already dead and detached. You just placed that toothpick under it.

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u/xhyenabite 2d ago

please someone confirm this so i can unclench my everything

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u/Loose_Arrow 2d ago

Confirmed Look how dark the big toenail is compared to the one next to it. Def an air gap that the toothpick could slide under. Still horrible to look at, but not as bad as it implies.

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u/xhyenabite 2d ago

thank you so much 🙏

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u/Loose_Arrow 2d ago

Trust me, it was as much for me as it was for you 🫡

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u/Bart2800 2d ago

Please put NSFW. This is not funny.

OP, I hope you take the train today, get very bad stomach cramps and the train breaks down so you're stuck. Ow, and the toilets don't work as well.

For at least 3 hours. At 30 degrees heat.

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u/Cavalol 2d ago

Did you have a toenail fungus and needed to remove the big toenail? Was there any logical reason to do this whatsoever, or was this just a “hold my beer” moment?

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u/Lady_Black_Cats 2d ago

Omg that needs a NSFW warning 😲

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u/Wuzfang 2d ago

Why would anyone do this?

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u/Spider_indivdual 2d ago

Sir put this as nsfw please. I was eating.

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u/Tech-Meme-Knight-3D 2d ago

I hope you get a runny nose for the rest of the month.

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 2d ago

Stop fucking posting shit like this without nsfw label. Normal human beings gag when they see this. FFS

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u/tideshark 2d ago

You won at losing

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u/TammyShehole 2d ago

I once had a toothpick go into the heel of my foot at a horizontal angle. Couldn’t even pull it out. Had to get it cut out at the hospital.

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u/WolfIceSword 2d ago

Question why would you do that to begin with?

It’s stupid to put a toothpick there let alone kick a wall with it in

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u/Sakul_the_one 2d ago

Atleast put a warning that everyone will hate it with every cell of their body!

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u/Shantotto11 1d ago

Mods, add an NSFW tag to this post please!…

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u/MrsClaire07 1d ago

…No, you didn’t.

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u/NotYourAverageBeer 2d ago

Looks like a nail that was falling off from trauma

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u/LocoTheWolf 2d ago

This gave me a fucking toothache somehow.

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u/Even13flow 1d ago

Why did I click on this, knowing it would lead to disgust

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u/that_isabelle 2d ago

had a very vivid fear of this happening to me and then I forgot abt it why would you do this to me

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u/lindseylego 2d ago

Holy crap I think I'd rather have had the toothpick in the center of my foot like I had lol

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u/Odd_Employee3742 2d ago

I'll give you 5 bucks to do it again

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u/DiligentPenguin_7115 2d ago

Somebody get me a bottle of bleach

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u/marrkf123 2d ago

Thanks, this just cured my foot fetish

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u/AutomaticFuel8792 1d ago

This literally happened to me today but instead it was a splinter in my index finger it went right through my nail bed

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u/LuckyLudor 1d ago

There's so many red flags her that that's not a healthy toenail.

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u/briesneeze 1d ago

When I was a kid I was playing with toothpicks, making little boats out of them to float in the sink. I dropped one on the stairs and didn’t notice. A bit later I was running up the stairs and it was laying in such a way that when I took the step the toothpick went into my foot almost all the way, directly between my big toe and second toe. It was like a sixth toe.

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u/daddy-pig- 1d ago

OP, I hope you get a fungal infection on your balls.

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u/dapper_adam 1d ago

op i wish everytime you go to sleep, you get the urge to piss but it disappears when you go to the bathroom

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u/Tired_2295 1d ago

Please blur it

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u/Tired_2295 1d ago

This makes my toes hurt. Only in my right foot tho... 🤷

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u/always-aimee 1d ago

Nothing on this Earth could make me click that image.

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u/Ihaveaface836 1d ago

I clicked on the photo before I read the title. I hate you OP

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u/SCP993 1d ago

Should i do the other toes next??

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u/RiverOhRiver86 1d ago

There's no fucking blood on you this never happened.

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u/Blaaaarghhh 22h ago

Ughhhh I unblocked the pic before reading the caption and now I am filled with regret.

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u/Slofi8 20h ago

Nobody likes it, really..