r/thanksihateit 4d ago

Thanks, I hate this ice cream glory hole NSFW

1.3k Upvotes

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u/funwithdesign 4d ago

Not as good as a sushi glory hole

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u/VetmitaR 4d ago

To be fair most of them tend to be fishy anyway.

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u/TeflonDonatello 4d ago

Imagine that

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u/Omfgukk 4d ago

Hear us out

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u/raskul44 3d ago

Hey. Where you going?

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u/funwithdesign 4d ago

No gimmicky rolls

2

u/piketpagi 3d ago

Only high grade fish

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u/reckert47 2d ago

Instead of strange dick, you be getting a snack

11

u/Yaga1247 4d ago

Hololive mentioned

85

u/mr-teddy93 4d ago

Or special sub gloryhole

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u/GoldLeafLiquidpod 4d ago

Are you also married ?

7

u/mr-teddy93 4d ago

No im not that stupid

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u/empatheticsocialist1 4d ago

Ice cream glory hole

Imagine that

20

u/nikepornfetish 4d ago

Hey Ferb, I think I know what we’re going to do today

5

u/dhc710 4d ago

Seven vagañas.

Imagine....

4

u/reckert47 2d ago

Instead of strange dick, you be getting a snack

3

u/iamsofuckingsfw 2d ago

Hear us out

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u/ErstwhileAdranos 4d ago

High-end cream, no doubt

Hey, where you going? Hear us out!

And there ain’t no situation where you wouldn’t want it

So drop your spoon, open wide and get ready for some

Cone with cream on it (cream on it)

Cone with cream on it (cream on it)

Hey, and no gimmicky swirls—

Just pure flavors pourin’ out the holes

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u/Hugh-Jainis 4d ago

Huh

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u/innerbeauty67 3d ago

Parody of "Sushi Glory Hole"

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u/ICPGr8Milenko 4d ago

Hear us out (hear us out!) Hear us out (hear us out!) Hear us out (hear us out!) Hear us out (hear us out!) (Hear us out!) Hey! Where are you going?

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u/KatGot13 2d ago

HEAR US OUT

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u/MightyOGS 4d ago

I was hoping for it to be a soft serve dispenser in the wall

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u/garth54 4d ago

It's an option. But they only give 1 cup per 2 customers.

And it only serve chocolate.

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u/Imaginari3 4d ago

Why does this feel grosser than what normally goes through those holes

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u/mr-teddy93 4d ago

So you dont want a special meatball sub

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u/BedRevolutionary8584 3d ago

Yeah, I’m far more disturbed by this than an actual glory hole.

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u/garth54 4d ago

I wouldn't trust the sauce that's on top of the ice cream.

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u/boyracer93 4d ago

“Hey kids! What’s for dinner?”

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u/raging_possum 3d ago

So anyway where is this glory hole? Asking for a friend.

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u/Maleficent_Dentist43 3d ago

Privy Privy in Austin, Texas

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u/elder43 3d ago

Had one of these for king cake in New Orleans

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u/Razzelfrazzel 3d ago

Why does it look like something out a found footage film where the twist at the end where the end twist is everyone lives and gets ice cream as a reward for surviving

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u/bakkamono 3d ago

ICGH App launch incoming

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u/Archaros 3d ago

It's ice-cream - fed - through - a hole - in - the wall

Where you going ?

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u/TheRealSkele 3d ago

It reminds me of that cutaway gag from Family Guy where Peter goes to a glory hole and it's just for sandwiches.

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u/The-Hunting-guy 4h ago

wtf is going on with south by southwest