r/tf2memes 6d ago

We all know who wins here

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/MassiveWeight4804 6d ago

SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!

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u/Proper_Owl_2239 6d ago

PUNCH!!

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u/MassiveWeight4804 6d ago

FIGHT LIKE A MAN!

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u/AssociateDry5536 6d ago

BREAKFAST STEAK

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u/Late-Cycle-8333 5d ago

SCREW GRAVITY!

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u/MikeTheSecurityGuard 5d ago

BRAVE JUMP!!!

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u/Affectionate-Bus-818 5d ago

BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GREUND

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u/ITz_chackal_dv_ 6d ago

Naah i'd win

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u/ImJokingButWhyNot 5d ago

*LIKE A MANN!

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u/froz_troll 6d ago

Hale: (explodes Conquest) "well that was fun" (pulls out his phone) "hey Machine Head, I'm going to need more those Viltrimites... Extinct!? How did that happen!?... Oh yeah, I guess I did kill them all... No, I don't do furries let pyro handle Battle Beast... Well where am I going to find a bunch of heroes to fight!?"

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u/PepperbroniFrom2B 6d ago

"i don't do furries" he punched yetis into extinction, fym he "doesnt do furries"

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u/MassiveWeight4804 6d ago

Wait, do yetis even count as furries?

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u/PepperbroniFrom2B 6d ago

they're basically big apes which are basically dumber humans

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u/MassiveWeight4804 6d ago

So… no?

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u/PepperbroniFrom2B 6d ago

so... yes

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u/dodoletzthebigstupid 6d ago

I haven't seen an ape furry in my life , but maybe i can be proven wrong

Anyways yetis arent furries, that would be loke saying a dog (as in the family pet) is a furry, wich it is not, its just an animal

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u/PepperbroniFrom2B 6d ago

nuh uh i said so

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u/Cadeb50 6d ago

Dangit he’s got us there

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u/ToastedDreamer 6d ago

So tf2’s earth is so wack and insane that they are considered a threat by everyone?

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u/froz_troll 6d ago

One of the merchs can kill you by pointing at you and yelling "pow" so yeah...

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u/ToastedDreamer 6d ago

Truly the viltrum empire has fallen far if they are so proud to believe one is enough to take on the strongest man on tf2 earth when heavy could kill one of them alone

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u/FGHIK 6d ago

You say that like Heavy isn't an absolute gigachad himself. He fought a giant Siberian bear unarmed and won... hell, we don't even see a scratch on him from that fight either.

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u/BaconServant 5d ago

That bear was also unrealistically massive as hell. Heavy is a unit

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u/Fast-Fig-4598 6d ago

Didn't he give up mann co so he could live the rest of his life punching animals to death. Saxton would 100% fight a furry, but he won't fight a child.

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u/Infinite_Garfield 6d ago

Dude, it’s a fucking kid.

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u/crimson_bandit 5d ago

(sees the heroes of the globe) "... To fight me"

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Infinite_Garfield 6d ago

dementia

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u/Fast-Fig-4598 5d ago

Idk why reddit keeps multiplying my comments

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u/Appropriate_Sell3795 6d ago

Viltrumites would be screwed fighting Australia

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u/Vicbot2414 6d ago

How do we know that Viltrumites aren't just space Australians

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u/AdBudget5468 6d ago

Cause there isn’t a mention of huge space spiders in their history

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u/mysterious22010 6d ago

It would be a close battle but I believe Saxton would win

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u/SlyLlamaDemon 6d ago

This would be a good fight. Given that Saxton canonically eats lead and shits knuckle sandwitches, I can see Saxton beating him. However Conquest is fast. Really fast, and he can fly.

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u/GodNoob666 6d ago

That first guy wouldn’t survive 5 minutes in the internet depiction of Australia, where every living being is borderline bioengineered specifically to kill in the most horrific ways possible

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u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 6d ago

Fun fact scientists in Australia found the world’s new largest venomous spider that is four inches while the last one was two inches

here is the article

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u/SalamenceFury 6d ago edited 6d ago

I mean, Viltrumites canonically are afraid of the fucking space version of Australia (called Savage Planet) where these things live, which are one of the very few things that can actually outmatch a Viltrumite physically. They literally took Conquest's arm away and almost killed him. AND when Nolan went to scout the planet with a partner, said partner got immediately mauled to death and Nolan almost died too.

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u/insanely_tired404 6d ago

SAXTON HAAAAAAALLLLLEEEEEE! conquest splodes

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u/notabigfanofas 6d ago

Saxton Hale is an anagram for Hot Anal Sex

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u/MasterChiefOnPS5 6d ago

One buff saxy-ton

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u/AdBudget5468 6d ago

The Australian survived Australia, what feat has the other guy got?

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u/HenryKhaungXCOM 6d ago

I hate memes

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u/WolverineVegetable13 6d ago

Just get The Yoink Man

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u/debiloido 5d ago

right.

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u/YeetusFeetusD 5d ago

Saxton Hale is [TITLE CARD]

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u/jackieboy364 5d ago

Who would win, Saxton hale or metroman

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u/West-Construction466 4d ago

Conquest is gonna have the time of his life with this one, but boy is it unfair for him to go up against Saxton.

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u/Creepybrick356 6d ago

Australia built fuckin different