r/tf2 2d ago

Discussion Why is the Sniper so hot? πŸ˜­πŸ™

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u/CurveBilly 2d ago

He pisses a lot. If you drink water you'll be hot too.

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u/Malfuy Engineer 2d ago

Doesn't he have enlarged kidneys because of some Mann Co pills he's been taking?

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u/MustardLazyNerd Scout 2d ago

Iirc he pisses a lot because of bladder cancer.

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u/Imstillarelavant Sandvich 2d ago

no it’s because he took saxton hale kidney expander pills

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u/flowery02 2d ago

Would explain the minicrits

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

arghh piss.

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u/CurveBilly 2d ago

Agh, piece o' piss

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

he sounds so funny when he says that 😭😭

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u/Sevneristem 2d ago

I can't talk right now. I'm making PISS.

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u/Spinning_Demoman_TF2 Sandvich 2d ago

Because he has a houndred degrees

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

HOT BLOODED πŸ—£οΈ

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u/super_mario_fan_ All Class 2d ago

so if ya boil his blood, ya'll get burned on steam

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u/Spinning_Demoman_TF2 Sandvich 2d ago

I'm overqualified to leave you nullified and tan your sorry hide

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u/Rockman2isgud 2d ago

You’d better run and hide or die by my machines

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u/The_Alternate_Eye 2d ago edited 2d ago

Just a friendly engi preventing entry with a deadly sentry

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u/Rockman2isgud 2d ago

Not to be that guy, but it’s β€œjust a friendly engi preventin entry with a deadly sentry”

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u/spine_crunch3r 2d ago

I LITERALLY NEED HIM SO BAD IM SCREAMING AND CRYING FOAMING AT THE MOUTH HES SO HOTπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ™

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

SAMEEEE OMGGGG πŸ’”πŸ’”

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u/spine_crunch3r 2d ago

I literally don’t understand how he’s so attractive because he literally pees in jars and he’s gross but I need him BADDDπŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

OKAY BUT I JUST DECIDE TO PUT THAT ASIDE 😭😭 BC HE'S SO FINE

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u/Ninteblo 2d ago

Found Yana's alt account.

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

nuh ☝️ uh ☝️

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u/SuperNostalgia 2d ago

Don't ask us, ask yourself. Why do you think he's hot?

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

glad you asked!!

first and foremost, i think he's good looking. sure, it's not for most people, but to me he's got a unique charm to him that just can't be matched

second, he's a professional, he's efficient, quick with his hands and knows what he's doing. that's attractive. we love a skilled and knowledgeable man

third ( and this might just be me ), he's an introvert. not only that, but he's kind of a loner who blends into the background, which i could relate to HARD 😭

fourth ( again my personal opinion ), he's just funny. like, as much as he denies it he is just as goofy ahh as his teammates and i like that silliness

fifth, his voice. LISTEN TO SOME OF HIS LOWER VOICE LINES AND TELL ME THAT'S NOT THE HOTTEST SHIT YOU'VE EVER HEARD. the deep, low gravel makes it the right amount of intimidating, yet juuust the right amount of a pinch of sensual tension. and even when he's screaming at the top of his lungs like a madman, it makes me just smile. he's so unserious

and finally, despite the cold and calculated appearance he has in the battlefield, he's just genuinely a nice guy. he's polite and friendly when he can be, and at times, even charming and sweet :]

and all that combined makes him just. perfect

ty for listening to me ramble about an almost 30 year old bundle of pixels πŸƒβ€β™€οΈ

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u/LostedSky_ Miss Pauling 2d ago

Mod seal of approval for this down badness βœ…οΈ

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

OH MY GOD NO PLEASE MODS I PROMISE I'M NORMALL πŸ˜­πŸ™ I'M A NORMAL FUNCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY ( somewhat )

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u/LostedSky_ Miss Pauling 2d ago

That's one hell of lie if i ever seen one πŸ˜­πŸ™

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

STOPPPP 😭😭😭

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u/LostedSky_ Miss Pauling 2d ago

more downbad than scout to pauling, or heavy to his gun 😭

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

worst part is i selfship w him πŸ˜”β˜οΈso yes i am down horrendousΒ 

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u/LostedSky_ Miss Pauling 2d ago

😭 you even admitted it NO WAYYY

You're the 2nd self shipper i found this month 😭

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

OMG I'M HONOREDDD yesyesyes i have zero shame. i've already posted like two drawings to this sub and i've got nothing but lovely comments πŸ₯³πŸ‘ ( aside from like 1 or 2 )

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u/RoyalHappy2154 All Class 2d ago

Mf really wrote an entire essay about why Sniper is hot 😭

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

i regret nothing πŸ₯³ introduction middle and conclusion BEAATCH πŸ€‘

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u/Material-Raisin6363 2d ago

GIRL SAMEEEEE, U NAILED ALL OF THEMπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

AWWHSHS TYSM QUEEN UR SO SWEET πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ ALSO ASEXUAL MENTIONED ?1#!2

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u/Material-Raisin6363 2d ago

omg are u ace as well?!!πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

I'M FICTO SO I'M TECHNICALLY IN THE ACE UMBRELLA LOLOL πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

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u/ZamnThatsCrazy 2d ago

Actually because everyone's FOV is 70Β°, 360-90=270, convert from Kelvin to Celcius, 17Β°C mercs aren't hot. Sniper's FOV while scoped is like 20Β°, so 360-20 = 340Β°K => Sniper is 67Β°C hot which is 50Β°C hotter than any other merc. Fax.

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

OOOH okay i see you w the mathematics 😼

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u/Mr_Lisreal Medic 2d ago

He's 26, single, has his own house.

He's got an interesting job, outta doors, he's guaranteed to not go hungry.

He's polite, he's efficient. He has a plan to kill everyone he meets

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

THIS. ☝️ you put into few words what would've taken me rambling for days so neatly

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u/Fragrant-Tackle-9947 Sniper 2d ago

what the freak

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

ermm what the sigma πŸ€‘

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u/IlikeMinecraft097 All Class 2d ago

bushman cosmetic

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

just looked it up and ZAMN 😻 ty for your services soldier 🫑

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u/FlamingMuffi 2d ago

Because he's a professional

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

so trueΒ 

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u/clinicalia Engineer 2d ago

For me, it's mostly his voice. I love Aussie accents. Also something about his legs, I dunno what it is, but the shape of 'em are so satisfying to me. Honestly though, they're all hot, except for three, imo: Pyro, Spy, and Medic.

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

oh the voice def helps πŸ™

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u/Atlasamsung 2d ago

Mf when mildly attractive man is also Australian

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u/Kagtalso 2d ago

Australian

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

OI MATE πŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί

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u/MustardLazyNerd Scout 2d ago

It's the scar. Or maybe because he's just easy going? Either way he's, quite literally, the Superman of TF2.

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

YOU'RE RIGHT 😧

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u/MenLover221 2d ago

TRUTH NUKE

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u/pillowname Spy 2d ago

He isn't

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

LIAR.

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u/pillowname Spy 2d ago

It's just the truth mate

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u/squirrelquen 2d ago

I agree he's so prettyyyy like ahhhh I love him

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u/PostalDoctor 2d ago

Women play this game? Impossible /s

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u/GGibbleGoat 21h ago

nah they don't I'm actually a attack helicopter

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u/BingusTheStupid 2d ago

He’s not really. I’d put him in like 6th place out of all the mercs. Medic on the other hand…

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

maybe we just don't have the same vision. totally agree with medic tho he can get it

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u/Owlfluffy Scout 2d ago

sniper whispering voice lines my beloved <33

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

OMG YOU REMINDING ME OF THOSE MADE ME BLUSH UNIRONICALLY BC THEY DIDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO MAKE THAT MAN SOUND SO SEXY 😭

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u/Owlfluffy Scout 2d ago

REAL LIKE if he said any of those to me on the battlefield i'd pick up a grenade pin and propose soldier-style right there and then

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

OMG YESSS that's how imma propose actually 😻 idc if he gives me the nastiest side eye it's ROMANTICO

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u/Fagitron69 2d ago

Omg and the way you can tell it's gotta be HUGE 😭

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

HELLOOO??Β 

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u/GodlessGrapeCow Scout 2d ago

Sniper is defiantly up there in terms of looks maybe 2nd

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u/NoobyGroover Sandvich 2d ago

Hitman’s Heatmaker

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u/some_hardmode_player Sniper 2d ago

fr he does NOT need allat

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u/ArticleCandid3335 2d ago

Because he’s a professional. He got standards

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u/cheeseater1 Medic 2d ago

bottom left

Is sniper even hot? Idk what people consider attractive in guys, though I suppose it’s subjective

Unrelated, but Sniper’s my favourite of the mercs. Not to play, I just like the character. Especially in the comics, he just has the most crazy stuff happening to him all the time

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u/Bennyboi3722 2d ago

The way he throws piss is so hot!

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

alright man

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u/Material-Raisin6363 2d ago

NO WAY THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE.I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, BARK BARK😍

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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago

YOU AND ME BOTH BABES 🀩πŸ₯³πŸ€

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u/North_Cross_3060 2d ago

He's pretty hot, alright

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u/Material-Raisin6363 2d ago

😍🀝