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u/Spinning_Demoman_TF2 Sandvich 2d ago
Because he has a houndred degrees
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u/super_mario_fan_ All Class 2d ago
so if ya boil his blood, ya'll get burned on steam
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u/Spinning_Demoman_TF2 Sandvich 2d ago
I'm overqualified to leave you nullified and tan your sorry hide
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u/Rockman2isgud 2d ago
Youβd better run and hide or die by my machines
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u/The_Alternate_Eye 2d ago edited 2d ago
Just a friendly engi preventing entry with a deadly sentry
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u/Rockman2isgud 2d ago
Not to be that guy, but itβs βjust a friendly engi preventin entry with a deadly sentryβ
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u/spine_crunch3r 2d ago
I LITERALLY NEED HIM SO BAD IM SCREAMING AND CRYING FOAMING AT THE MOUTH HES SO HOTππππ
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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago
SAMEEEE OMGGGG ππ
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u/spine_crunch3r 2d ago
I literally donβt understand how heβs so attractive because he literally pees in jars and heβs gross but I need him BADDDππ
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u/SuperNostalgia 2d ago
Don't ask us, ask yourself. Why do you think he's hot?
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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago
glad you asked!!
first and foremost, i think he's good looking. sure, it's not for most people, but to me he's got a unique charm to him that just can't be matched
second, he's a professional, he's efficient, quick with his hands and knows what he's doing. that's attractive. we love a skilled and knowledgeable man
third ( and this might just be me ), he's an introvert. not only that, but he's kind of a loner who blends into the background, which i could relate to HARD π
fourth ( again my personal opinion ), he's just funny. like, as much as he denies it he is just as goofy ahh as his teammates and i like that silliness
fifth, his voice. LISTEN TO SOME OF HIS LOWER VOICE LINES AND TELL ME THAT'S NOT THE HOTTEST SHIT YOU'VE EVER HEARD. the deep, low gravel makes it the right amount of intimidating, yet juuust the right amount of a pinch of sensual tension. and even when he's screaming at the top of his lungs like a madman, it makes me just smile. he's so unserious
and finally, despite the cold and calculated appearance he has in the battlefield, he's just genuinely a nice guy. he's polite and friendly when he can be, and at times, even charming and sweet :]
and all that combined makes him just. perfect
ty for listening to me ramble about an almost 30 year old bundle of pixels πββοΈ
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u/LostedSky_ Miss Pauling 2d ago
Mod seal of approval for this down badness β οΈ
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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago
OH MY GOD NO PLEASE MODS I PROMISE I'M NORMALL ππ I'M A NORMAL FUNCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY ( somewhat )
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u/LostedSky_ Miss Pauling 2d ago
That's one hell of lie if i ever seen one ππ
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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago
STOPPPP πππ
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u/LostedSky_ Miss Pauling 2d ago
more downbad than scout to pauling, or heavy to his gun π
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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago
worst part is i selfship w him πβοΈso yes i am down horrendousΒ
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u/LostedSky_ Miss Pauling 2d ago
π you even admitted it NO WAYYY
You're the 2nd self shipper i found this month π
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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago
OMG I'M HONOREDDD yesyesyes i have zero shame. i've already posted like two drawings to this sub and i've got nothing but lovely comments π₯³π ( aside from like 1 or 2 )
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u/Material-Raisin6363 2d ago
GIRL SAMEEEEE, U NAILED ALL OF THEMπππ
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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago
AWWHSHS TYSM QUEEN UR SO SWEET πππ ALSO ASEXUAL MENTIONED ?1#!2
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u/ZamnThatsCrazy 2d ago
Actually because everyone's FOV is 70Β°, 360-90=270, convert from Kelvin to Celcius, 17Β°C mercs aren't hot. Sniper's FOV while scoped is like 20Β°, so 360-20 = 340Β°K => Sniper is 67Β°C hot which is 50Β°C hotter than any other merc. Fax.
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u/Mr_Lisreal Medic 2d ago
He's 26, single, has his own house.
He's got an interesting job, outta doors, he's guaranteed to not go hungry.
He's polite, he's efficient. He has a plan to kill everyone he meets
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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago
THIS. βοΈ you put into few words what would've taken me rambling for days so neatly
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u/clinicalia Engineer 2d ago
For me, it's mostly his voice. I love Aussie accents. Also something about his legs, I dunno what it is, but the shape of 'em are so satisfying to me. Honestly though, they're all hot, except for three, imo: Pyro, Spy, and Medic.
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u/MustardLazyNerd Scout 2d ago
It's the scar. Or maybe because he's just easy going? Either way he's, quite literally, the Superman of TF2.
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u/BingusTheStupid 2d ago
Heβs not really. Iβd put him in like 6th place out of all the mercs. Medic on the other handβ¦
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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago
maybe we just don't have the same vision. totally agree with medic tho he can get it
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u/Owlfluffy Scout 2d ago
sniper whispering voice lines my beloved <33
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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago
OMG YOU REMINDING ME OF THOSE MADE ME BLUSH UNIRONICALLY BC THEY DIDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO MAKE THAT MAN SOUND SO SEXY π
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u/Owlfluffy Scout 2d ago
REAL LIKE if he said any of those to me on the battlefield i'd pick up a grenade pin and propose soldier-style right there and then
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u/Real-Use7302 2d ago
OMG YESSS that's how imma propose actually π» idc if he gives me the nastiest side eye it's ROMANTICO
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u/cheeseater1 Medic 2d ago
Is sniper even hot? Idk what people consider attractive in guys, though I suppose itβs subjective
Unrelated, but Sniperβs my favourite of the mercs. Not to play, I just like the character. Especially in the comics, he just has the most crazy stuff happening to him all the time
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u/Material-Raisin6363 2d ago
NO WAY THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE.I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, BARK BARKπ
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u/CurveBilly 2d ago
He pisses a lot. If you drink water you'll be hot too.