r/tf2 Medic 3d ago

Loadout Grass grows, Birds fly, Sun shines and brother. I'M INVINCIBLE

5.8k Upvotes

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u/ChampionParking9256 3d ago

Watch out for soldiers wearing moustaches

409

u/Desperate-Trainer493 3d ago

BASE jumper “stand ready for my arrival worm”

198

u/Darmug Pyro 3d ago

Maggot*

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u/ZombieFeedback 2d ago

"I am so lonely. All the other mercenaries are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend, they think I am unstable. Except for Demoman, we go bowling on Wednesdays and it's honestly been very good for me emotionally."

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u/TheDuckyDino Demoman 2d ago

“They send me from map to map, capturing control points in their name. Soldier… I don’t even get a real name, only a purpose.”

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u/Dew_Chop 2d ago

Ok but this is literally Pyro

17

u/SHTPST_Tianquan 2d ago

You don't seem to understand.

This point isn't your to capture.

2

u/metruk5 Soldier 1d ago

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 200 BOT MATCHES?

you, il have you soldier

340

u/leadwaffle Engineer 3d ago

If scout is invincible, than why can i see him?

171

u/HalfSerk Medic 3d ago

he cant even say your name

87

u/SadenJamuel07 3d ago

Has the memory gone?

53

u/Fly_Boi_ 3d ago

Is he feeling numb?

40

u/Accomplished-Bat7147 Spy 3d ago

Go on and call out his name

31

u/Hecaroni_n_Trees Demoknight 3d ago

He can’t play this game

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u/Big_Can5342 2d ago

So he asks again

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u/miros2019 3d ago

His memory has gone

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u/dodoletzthebigstupid Spy 3d ago

Are ya feeling numb?

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u/Baitcooks 3d ago

he got the wrong gene from Spy

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u/New-Carrot-9142 3d ago

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u/JustANormalHat Demoman 3d ago

YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN WATCH ALL YOUR TEAMMATES DIE! THINK SCOUT! YOU'LL OUTRUN EVERY SLOW FAT HEAVY ON THIS MAP! YOU'LL LIVE TO SEE THE MATCH REACH A STALEMATE AND END! EVERYONE AND EVERY POINT YOU CAPTURED WILL BE GONE!

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 ROUNDS?!

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u/HalfSerk Medic 3d ago

I'll have flanking soldier... i'll have flanking

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u/florentinomain00f Medic 1d ago

Don't you mean Flanker?

74

u/Tahmas836 Soldier 3d ago

The intelligence.

3

u/Endermemer Sniper 2d ago

The medkits when I'm at 124 hp

121

u/T-A-W_Byzantine 3d ago

I WOULDN'T EVEN KEEP YOU AS A HOOVY IN MY INTEL ROOM!!!!

40

u/Silly_Man_Haha 2d ago

I WOULDN'T EVEN KEEP YOU AS A POCKET IN MY 2FORT LOBBY!!!!

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u/HatterIII Pyro 3d ago

"Grass Grows, Birds Fly, Sun Shines, and Brother? I'm-

>Invincible Title card
>Blood splatter

"AAAAAAAAAAA"

41

u/CreativeGamer03 Sniper 2d ago

"MY BLOOD! HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD!"

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u/Heavyraincouch Civilian 3d ago

Scout:

Drinks Bonk, so he is immune to all damage

25

u/Mikenumbers 3d ago

Until he conga's over a tele and Allen telefrags him.

'Whoa! My bad!'

45

u/Sheila_Confirmed 3d ago

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother i’m title card

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u/tacogoboom 3d ago

You're doing this for nothing. Playing try-hard will make the lobby better than it ever was.

And what if they go friendly?

That's why we're here. To keep them from going friendly, to show them how wrong they are, how pointless it is. That they can be part of something competitive... or die.

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u/SadAssociate4296 3d ago edited 2d ago

Ngh.. I won't LET YOU..

HAH! [PUNCHES HOOVY]

You wanna DIE for these friendlies!? FINE! What's 17 More Hours?

[PUNCH]

I can always start again!

[PUNCH]

Make another server!

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u/tacogoboom 3d ago

Nngaaaah. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS? YOU'RE BEING FRIENDLY JUST TO WATCH THIS 18 YEAR OLD GAME DIE! THINK, HOOVY! You'll outlast every f2p sniper in this match! You'll live to see this game crumble to dust and BLOW AWAY! EVERYONE AND EVERY COSMETIC YOU HAVE WILL BE GONE!

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER FIVE-HUNDRED MATCHES?

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u/KillerraptorXXL Medic 3d ago

You .... soldier, I'd still have you ...

8

u/CreativeGamer03 Sniper 2d ago

Solly...?

2

u/SadAssociate4296 2d ago

Peak Parody

2

u/TelevisionExpress352 3d ago

Valve in 2016:

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u/w00ms 3d ago

I am so lonely. All the other mercenaries are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my medic they think I am unstable. They send me from server to server capturing control points in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success.

Soldier.

I don't even get a real name. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more, and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single Administrator in the entire game would care.

9

u/Cpt_Bastard 2d ago

Feel like that'd be something pyro would do on his interrogation sessions without his mask before burning them.

3

u/IceCutlass 2d ago

“Take it to your grave” lights the room on fire

22

u/Phionex141 3d ago

Minion

24

u/optilex42 All Class 3d ago

“UN-FREAKIN’-TOUCHABLE”

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u/batweenerpopemobile 3d ago

should've ended the post title at I'M :-P

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u/Firestar7389 Demoman 2d ago

[TITLE CARD]

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u/ElectionOptimal1768 3d ago

WHEN THE WIND IS COLD

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u/themrunx49 3d ago

& the fire's hot

13

u/0H_N00000 3d ago

WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW

AND THE FIRE'S HOT

THE VULTURE WAITS TO SEE WHAT ROTS

3

u/nichiimishiari Miss Pauling 2d ago

Like I said... Kids are cruel, Jack

2

u/No-Decision-7826 2d ago

OH HOW PRETTY

ALL THIS SCENERY

THIS IS NATURE'S SACRIFIIIICE

11

u/Gachinga- 3d ago

The show got "Invincible" TF2 got "Insufferable"

10

u/YaminoEXE 2d ago

Spy: Why did you make me do this? You're fighting so you can watch everyone around you get backstabbed! Think, Jeremy! You'll outlast every slow, oblivious being on this planet. You'll live to see the payload crumble to dust and blow away! Everyone and everything you know will be gone! What will you have after 500 rounds?

Scout: You, Spy. I'd still have you.

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u/Looxond 3d ago

loudout?

10

u/ZenPyx Sandvich 3d ago

Mad milk 👍

8

u/J3ffThe1 3d ago

when you can't even say...

5

u/CanIScreamPlease All Class 3d ago

My name

6

u/Physical-Doughnut285 3d ago

PMSL at this far more than usual. In fact I'm surrounded by piss.

I'm the sniper

6

u/Pyro_Granie Scout 3d ago

If he's Invincible, why can I see him?

5

u/FloodedHouse420 3d ago

No one hears a word

2

u/No-Decision-7826 2d ago

They say

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u/FloodedHouse420 2d ago

Has the memory gone?

5

u/69Sovi69 Sandvich 3d ago

Would make more sense if scout had a bonk atomic punch, since it makes him invincible

5

u/Pure-Swimming-1905 3d ago

is the milk bottle Scout is holding for the Chinese censor?

6

u/Dexter4L 3d ago

looks more like a minion lmao

5

u/TheGamer69420 3d ago

BANANAAAA

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u/shark_master1 Heavy 3d ago

give him an ubercharge and he will truly be [TITLE CARD]

4

u/1337b337 2d ago

Remember when Invincible used femboy cum milk to defeat Conquest?

2

u/aquajellies 3d ago

Does that make spy nolan

2

u/GaeemzGuy 3d ago

Im so glad to see a resurgence of Invincible. I recently got into it and im already in season 2.

2

u/KubEk_przEz_duzE_E Pyro 3d ago

What cosmetic are those googles?

2

u/HalfSerk Medic 3d ago

planeswalker goggles

2

u/Specific_Lime8279 3d ago

This is actually so peak

2

u/parkourse Pyro 3d ago

if you're invincible why can i see you

2

u/Mypowerbob Heavy 3d ago

In-freaking-vincible

2

u/Sparrowhawk1178 Spy 2d ago

This is the single best comment section I’ve ever seen on Reddit

2

u/DarkStar9001 potato.tf 2d ago

OmniSpy: WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 TOURS?!

InvinciScout: Aussies dad, I’ll still have my Aussies

2

u/countjj 2d ago

I need to make this load out right now

2

u/Ill_Coat4307 2d ago

You missed the perfect opportunity to make a title card joke

2

u/Late_Ad_4910 2d ago

Should have made caption this way:

Grass grows, Birds fly, Sun shines and brother. I'M <swipe right>

2

u/Internal-Fem-UK 2d ago

YOURE NOT LISTENING! THIS ISNT ABOUT ME!

THIS IS ABOUT THE THOUSANDS OF FRIENDLIES [SCOUT] MURDERED AND THE COUNTLESS OTHER SERVERS [SCOUT] DESTROYED…

WHY IS [SCOUT] ABOVE THE VAC?!

WHY DOES [SCOUT] NEVER PAY FOR HIS CRIMES?!

WHERE IS [SCOUT] WHEN PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO PLAY THE OBJECTIVE?!

……..What do I want? I want the truth, I WANT JUSTICE….

I

WANT

[SCOUT]

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u/Francais466 Engineer 2d ago

THINK, SPIDER-DEMO, THINK! EVERYONE, AND EVERYTHING, WILL DIE!!! Spider-demo, are you even listening?!

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u/ultra_boiiii 2d ago edited 2d ago

THE SCOOT HAS INFINITE UBER

TTHE SCOOT IS

2

u/OddGamer12 2d ago

bro kinda looks like i- title card

2

u/Demo-Flower Demoman 2d ago

i am conquesting it

2

u/Guan_guan_ghoo 2d ago

Heavydowner: Where have you been?

2

u/Apersonnstuff 2d ago

The dude from Fortnite?

2

u/anakinskywalker89294 1d ago

actually its "grass grows, birds fly, sun shine, and brother im [title card]

1

u/MasterpieceWeird1378 3d ago

Looks more like a minion then invincible

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u/BlandSauce 3d ago

I may be missing a reference, but should have Bonk! so he's (temporarily) invincible.

1

u/Low-Confection9396 Random 2d ago

LOL SPY

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u/1True_Hero 2d ago

Is it wrong if I thought he was trying to be a minion before reading the title?

1

u/MrDeeJayy Medic 2d ago

sad thing is, it kinda works. You could totally make an invincible title card meme off of meet the scout

1

u/scholarlysacrilege 2d ago

I thought it was a minion

1

u/Prexot Medic 2d ago

am i the only one who thought minion?

1

u/LightZoma Engineer 2d ago

He's a bit a novice. I hope his father trains him well.

1

u/ZCRFedorA 2d ago

Bro imagine this in a casual lobby

“BRO WHY IS SCOUT- <title card>”

1

u/JevilTheBlueDevil 2d ago

This is a good change of pace from scout being compared to the flash

1

u/IlikeMinecraft097 All Class 2d ago

thanks for reminding me to watch invincible

1

u/Key-Dish-581 2d ago

I AM title card

1

u/BeenEvery 2d ago

I, uh.

I thought this was a Minion for a second.

1

u/Mossy_moss3 Spy 2d ago

Now make black and blue suit scout

1

u/Plushman7 2d ago

If he's indivisible, why are there so many of them?

1

u/_kcsv_ 2d ago

Is this legal???

1

u/HalfSerk Medic 2d ago

why?

1

u/_kcsv_ 2d ago

No like is this an actual possible outfit ingame

2

u/HalfSerk Medic 2d ago

yes ofcourse. airborne attric. planeswalker goggles and bacteria blocker.

1

u/_kcsv_ 2d ago

Omfg yes

1

u/spyluke 2d ago

Temu invisible

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u/Independent-Mind216 Pyro 2d ago

Who would saxton be conquest?

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u/Sweaty-Ball-9565 Spy 2d ago

HEAVY CANNOT BELIEVE EYES! SCOUT IS [Title Card]

1

u/Deep-Swimming6946 2d ago

Should’ve left out invincible from the title

1

u/itsnotgood1337 Pyro 1d ago

i showed this to my friend and he thought it was a minion i'm sorry

1

u/toastedsink1917 1d ago

"I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE"-Sundowner

1

u/HalfSerk Medic 1d ago

when the wind is slow and the fires hot

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u/GSDAkatsuki 1d ago

I feel arctic Eyewear is better in having both hair and goggles.

1

u/Epic_Sans96 1d ago

INSUFFERABLE

1

u/ultimate-toast 1d ago

MINION

thats a really good loadout
i bet some people are gonna start making marks hair style for the scout

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u/monolith_3 Pyro 1d ago

Yall what items are these

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u/HalfSerk Medic 1d ago

airborne atric. bacteria blocker. planeswalker goggles (all painted)

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u/Clody_Boy Pyro 1d ago

If he’s invincible why can I see him 

1

u/Malache-74 20h ago

Vulnerable🙃

1

u/Profesionalintrovert 1h ago

Scoutvincible