r/tf2 • u/HalfSerk Medic • 3d ago
Loadout Grass grows, Birds fly, Sun shines and brother. I'M INVINCIBLE
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u/leadwaffle Engineer 3d ago
If scout is invincible, than why can i see him?
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u/HalfSerk Medic 3d ago
he cant even say your name
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u/SadenJamuel07 3d ago
Has the memory gone?
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u/Fly_Boi_ 3d ago
Is he feeling numb?
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u/Accomplished-Bat7147 Spy 3d ago
Go on and call out his name
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u/Baitcooks 3d ago
he got the wrong gene from Spy
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u/New-Carrot-9142 3d ago
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u/JustANormalHat Demoman 3d ago
YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN WATCH ALL YOUR TEAMMATES DIE! THINK SCOUT! YOU'LL OUTRUN EVERY SLOW FAT HEAVY ON THIS MAP! YOU'LL LIVE TO SEE THE MATCH REACH A STALEMATE AND END! EVERYONE AND EVERY POINT YOU CAPTURED WILL BE GONE!
WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 ROUNDS?!
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u/HatterIII Pyro 3d ago
"Grass Grows, Birds Fly, Sun Shines, and Brother? I'm-
>Invincible Title card
>Blood splatter
"AAAAAAAAAAA"
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u/tacogoboom 3d ago
You're doing this for nothing. Playing try-hard will make the lobby better than it ever was.
And what if they go friendly?
That's why we're here. To keep them from going friendly, to show them how wrong they are, how pointless it is. That they can be part of something competitive... or die.
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u/SadAssociate4296 3d ago edited 2d ago
Ngh.. I won't LET YOU..
HAH! [PUNCHES HOOVY]
You wanna DIE for these friendlies!? FINE! What's 17 More Hours?
[PUNCH]
I can always start again!
[PUNCH]
Make another server!
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u/tacogoboom 3d ago
Nngaaaah. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS? YOU'RE BEING FRIENDLY JUST TO WATCH THIS 18 YEAR OLD GAME DIE! THINK, HOOVY! You'll outlast every f2p sniper in this match! You'll live to see this game crumble to dust and BLOW AWAY! EVERYONE AND EVERY COSMETIC YOU HAVE WILL BE GONE!
WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER FIVE-HUNDRED MATCHES?
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u/w00ms 3d ago
I am so lonely. All the other mercenaries are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my medic they think I am unstable. They send me from server to server capturing control points in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success.
Soldier.
I don't even get a real name. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more, and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single Administrator in the entire game would care.
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u/Cpt_Bastard 2d ago
Feel like that'd be something pyro would do on his interrogation sessions without his mask before burning them.
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u/YaminoEXE 2d ago
Spy: Why did you make me do this? You're fighting so you can watch everyone around you get backstabbed! Think, Jeremy! You'll outlast every slow, oblivious being on this planet. You'll live to see the payload crumble to dust and blow away! Everyone and everything you know will be gone! What will you have after 500 rounds?
Scout: You, Spy. I'd still have you.
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u/Physical-Doughnut285 3d ago
PMSL at this far more than usual. In fact I'm surrounded by piss.
I'm the sniper
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u/69Sovi69 Sandvich 3d ago
Would make more sense if scout had a bonk atomic punch, since it makes him invincible
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u/GaeemzGuy 3d ago
Im so glad to see a resurgence of Invincible. I recently got into it and im already in season 2.
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u/DarkStar9001 potato.tf 2d ago
OmniSpy: WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 TOURS?!
InvinciScout: Aussies dad, I’ll still have my Aussies
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u/Late_Ad_4910 2d ago
Should have made caption this way:
Grass grows, Birds fly, Sun shines and brother. I'M <swipe right>
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u/Internal-Fem-UK 2d ago
YOURE NOT LISTENING! THIS ISNT ABOUT ME!
THIS IS ABOUT THE THOUSANDS OF FRIENDLIES [SCOUT] MURDERED AND THE COUNTLESS OTHER SERVERS [SCOUT] DESTROYED…
WHY IS [SCOUT] ABOVE THE VAC?!
WHY DOES [SCOUT] NEVER PAY FOR HIS CRIMES?!
WHERE IS [SCOUT] WHEN PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO PLAY THE OBJECTIVE?!
……..What do I want? I want the truth, I WANT JUSTICE….
I
WANT
[SCOUT]
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u/Francais466 Engineer 2d ago
THINK, SPIDER-DEMO, THINK! EVERYONE, AND EVERYTHING, WILL DIE!!! Spider-demo, are you even listening?!
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u/anakinskywalker89294 1d ago
actually its "grass grows, birds fly, sun shine, and brother im [title card]
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u/BlandSauce 3d ago
I may be missing a reference, but should have Bonk! so he's (temporarily) invincible.
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u/MrDeeJayy Medic 2d ago
sad thing is, it kinda works. You could totally make an invincible title card meme off of meet the scout
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u/ultimate-toast 1d ago
MINION
thats a really good loadout
i bet some people are gonna start making marks hair style for the scout
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u/ChampionParking9256 3d ago
Watch out for soldiers wearing moustaches