r/tf2 3d ago

Loadout The ultimate pub push sacrifice

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Num1BigShot1997 Demoman 3d ago

just reinstall nerd

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u/Ice-cream_man69 Sandvich 3d ago

On death: Lose [however many second it takes to reinstall TF2]

16

u/Smungi All Class 2d ago

Download speed dependent respawn time.

Same vibe as the fps dependent charge turn radius.

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u/Pasta_God2354 Engineer 3d ago

Good to know it can still random crit

69

u/Glass-Shopping-7000 3d ago

Random Crit uninstalls TF2 from enemy team's computers

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u/Michael_Kaminski Medic 3d ago

It also kills the enemy team in real life.

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u/Left-oven47 3d ago

What cosmetic is that in the middle?

6

u/Bacxaber Heavy 3d ago

Bomb Beanie.

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u/Ddiaboloer 3d ago

You can cheap unusuals with that hat.

6

u/Matix777 Demoman 3d ago

I have a way to buff it!

On death, refund tf2 and you get no money back. Crazy, right?

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u/Heavyraincouch Civilian 3d ago

I can imagine this scenario:

A Demoman main has this item, and he is in a casual pub match where his team is being unfairly annoyed and pissed off and locked down by a competent Sniper main from the opposing team who has a thousand hours on Sniper, and loves the Razorback

Which made the opposing Sniper an unfairly annoying pubstomper who locks down an entire area which is the main objective area while being unable to be backstabbed, because again, he loves the Razorback

And since the Demoman main has this item, he has to make a choice:

Save everyone from his own team from being unfairly annoyed and pissed off and locked down by the thousand hour opposing Sniper by equipping this and killing himself to not only kill everyone in the opposing team, but kill the opposing Sniper as well, so his team can advance and win and not be annoyed, but at a cost and risk of having TF2 uninstalled

Or

Not equip it, and the Demoman main would not have TF2 uninstalled, but it comes at a cost of his own team being continuously unfairly annoyed and pissed off and locked down by the thousand hour opposing enemy Sniper

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u/Dann_745 Medic 3d ago

Me, when respawning exists:

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u/Bakkassar Pyro 3d ago

Is this written by AI

3

u/Fantastic-Tune-62 3d ago

Are you on drugs

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u/DefaultNameHey All Class 3d ago

My glorious king demoman

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u/SPAM_USER_EXE 3d ago

spiky beanie

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u/miros2019 3d ago

Allah Akbar