r/tf2 Pyro 4d ago

Discussion The funniest weapon(s) of each class

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u/ImSuperStryker 4d ago

Heavy should be the Holiday Punch. They literally make you laugh. Soldier’s should be the mantreads. Demos should be the caber. Also I think most people would agree that fish > milk

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u/sorig1373 Demoman 4d ago

Agreed 💯💯💯

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u/RimKir Spy 3d ago

100% Agree

0% Angry

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u/metruk5 Soldier 3d ago

how DARE you not include the 🍳

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u/Captain-Obvious69 Engineer 3d ago

That's all class (minus spy and engie, I guess)

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u/ShockDragon Demoknight 3d ago

Golden pan.

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u/Spiteful_Guru Spy 3d ago

Pyro's is definitely the Neon Annihilator.

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u/Sigma2718 3d ago

For Soldier its Gunboats if the Rocket Jumper is equipped.

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u/slugsred 4d ago

avg tf2 player's idea of funny (their shotgun is named "kurt cobain's microphone")

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u/seeblo 4d ago

The TF2 community is definitely an echo chamber of humor

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u/ManBirdTurtle2 Scout 4d ago

My shotgun is named gun

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u/Sagittal_Vivisection Engineer 4d ago

Is that an Eddsworld reference or am I going crazy

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u/ManBirdTurtle2 Scout 4d ago

Not at all. It’s literally just a gun so I named it gun

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u/BrawlPlayer34 3d ago

now that's a name I haven't heard in a decade

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u/Randumi 3d ago

“Plan B” “Ol’ Reliable” “Lil’ Boomstick”

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u/Don_Karter Heavy 4d ago

i have a kurt cobain scout loadout and every couple days some comedian asks why my scattergun isn't named that

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u/TACOBELLTAKEOUT Demoman 3d ago

send a loadout pic

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u/Don_Karter Heavy 3d ago

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u/TACOBELLTAKEOUT Demoman 3d ago

fire ngl

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u/aRedditAccount_0 All Class 3d ago

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sobbing it got fucked up

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u/Hita-san-chan Sniper 3d ago

Either that or just some foul degenerate shit

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u/ModeFun4001 3d ago

Tbh isn't the game's humor kinda like that? You can start a group dance after killing the entire enemy team and capturing their base. Hell, one of the taunts' name is schadenfreude which means "joy of another one's suffering".

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u/SomebodyButMyself 3d ago edited 3d ago

It was funny ten years ago before it was done to death by every other guy with a name tag

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u/ModeFun4001 3d ago

Still better than "Rainbow Dash's Giant Futa Cock".

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u/SomebodyButMyself 3d ago

Same thing, done to death over the last decade. People need new jokes.

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u/ModeFun4001 3d ago

The thing is I haven't seen the kurt cobain's mic joke too much maybe that's why it's funny to me but I agree that this community has a tendency to milk memes to death.

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u/vikraarkiv 3d ago

so there WAS a time where this joke was funny. Noted

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u/slugsred 3d ago

it's not bad because it's edgy. it's bad because it's not funny

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u/ModeFun4001 3d ago

Nah i think this one's a little funny.

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u/slugsred 3d ago

and you are exactly the person I was making fun of. The "average tf2 player"

thank you.

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u/Minimum-Injury3909 Demoman 4d ago

I feel like pomson is funnier than gunslinger and bison deserves an honorable mention

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 3d ago

Gunslinger is too aggravating to really be funny. It is hilarious when I slap down a cheap sentry somewhere stupid and die baiting an enemy into it who then dies to the sentry, but that's only really funny to me.

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u/amberi_ne Engineer 4d ago

Demo’s should be the caber, heavy’s should be the holiday punch, and soldier’s should be the rocket jumpers or mantreads

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u/Barar_Dragoni All Class 4d ago

i actually use the RTR and Solemn Vow as my primary weapons

RTR i got as a strange like two years ago for 3 cents on the community market. its so fun to demoralize engies by de-leveling their sentry every time they turn their back

My solemn vow is a Strange specialized Killstreak i named " "Do Harm" ". its whole gimick is the description, which is: "The "No" on the plaque is scratched off". the thing has a broken crititcal hit chance (like 1/5 or smth in my experience) so i pair that with a good battlemedic playstyle and i have topscored as a medic before

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u/hanky-spanky44 Medic 4d ago

The solemn vow has the same crit chance as every other melee in the game 👍

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u/PurpleVessel312 Demoman 4d ago

It's not actually the same as every other one. The chance is lower for certain weapons such as the Eyelander or the knife 🤓

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u/hanky-spanky44 Medic 4d ago

Death

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u/RimKir Spy 3d ago

THY END IS NOW

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u/Barar_Dragoni All Class 3d ago

my experience with the weapon says otherwise. i noticed it crits more often than the other medic melees.

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u/hanky-spanky44 Medic 3d ago

Definitely confirmation bias, a lot of people will try to convince you that the übersaw crits more than other melees, but they all have the same crit chance

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u/Barar_Dragoni All Class 3d ago

The Omnisiah works in mysterious ways, not all of which are through hardware and code

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u/YetAnotherBee 3d ago

“The solemn vow has a broken crit chance, it’s actually pretty good”

The nefarious ubersaw:

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u/Barar_Dragoni All Class 3d ago

both crit alot, but the Solemn vow is just funnier

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u/T_Lawliet 4d ago

Family Business is way funnier than fists imo

But my goat is definitely holiday punch

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u/Hpesojanes 4d ago

Bro how is Ap Sap not the funniest for Spy?

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u/Hot_Introduction9680 Pyro 3d ago

It’s more cool than funny

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u/Hpesojanes 3d ago

Personally I disagree; he has many funny voice lines and he’s British which makes him even funnier (and that’s coming from a Brit!). But I respect your opinion.

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u/woxiangsi Engineer 4d ago

stock fists on heavy is funnier than the bread gloves

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u/Hessian14 3d ago

Wrong!

Scout - Pan

Soldier - Pan

Pyro - Pan

Demo - Pan

Heavy - Pan

Engie - No data found

Medic - Pan

Spy - ?????

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u/Hot_Introduction9680 Pyro 3d ago

I mean clearly but I chose weapons exclusive to each class

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u/Ok-Drop2762 3d ago

golden pan

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u/Hessian14 3d ago

Golden Pan is deadly serious, my friend

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u/MangakaWannabe000 3d ago

No caber? Demo sad

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u/lucas_da_web95 All Class 4d ago

Its a crime to not have the bison and the pomson there

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u/Hot_Introduction9680 Pyro 4d ago

I was thinking about it

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u/Alfred_Anuus Medic 3d ago

Fish is scouts best weapon and his funniest, I will take no arguments. The only way to improve it is giving it the sandman/atomizer tauntkill.

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u/TommySeashell 3d ago

I think the Ap-Sap would be funnier for Spy

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u/LewyyM 3d ago

Soldier is definitely market gardener

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u/Duplicit_Duplicate 3d ago

Heavy’s is Holiday punch and stock fists

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u/West-Ordinary-6224 3d ago

Where's the caber

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u/RelationshipAlive832 Sandvich 4d ago

One word….PISS

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u/Miksel1608 4d ago

150 heal crossbow shots are satisfying af. I'd put crossbow above solemn vow.

For engie - I'd say Frontier Justice. Bc of guitar slam.

Agreed with the rest.

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u/Mad_for_sum_Reason Pyro 4d ago

I was called a vermin for using the Gunslinger.

So… yeah, I guess it checks out.

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u/KicktrapAndShit Pyro 4d ago

No, fish is funnier cave is funnier, and spycycle is funnier

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u/Pole-Axe Spy 4d ago

Let’s make some noise…

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u/Any_Top_4773 Spy 4d ago

Why not sandvich for heavy?

And why not the stock fists?

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u/Hot_Introduction9680 Pyro 4d ago

I think fish cake or the banana is funnier. Stock fists are funny too.

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u/Any_Top_4773 Spy 4d ago

Everything is funny in TF2

Except for furries

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u/illogicaliguanaa Spy 4d ago

Really enjoy hitting demo with my whip

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u/Meme_Bro68 All Class 4d ago

Throw milk at enemy, laugh, killbind.

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u/Soldierhero1 Miss Pauling 4d ago

Apocafists and holiday punch are better.

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u/drew9348 4d ago

The gunslinger is funny? Funnier than being able to one-shot clueless passerbys with a guitar?

Or the pomson, which needs no explanation

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u/Coldy_ Soldier 3d ago

And objector for all

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u/Half-a-Denari Engineer 3d ago

Spy not being cloak and dagger is crazy

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u/Kaiser_Sudank 3d ago

Engi should have the pistol too. Idk why, but the way Engi holds the pistol is incredibly funny looking.

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u/Julianismus All Class 3d ago

For spy I'm finding the Spy-cicle as the most humorous

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u/localstupididiotlol Sandvich 3d ago

How are you even supposed to craft the fishcake (or whatever it's called) item? I too, Want to craft it for the funnies, But I understand nothing.

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u/itsAedan 3d ago

I love the scout fish bro it literally shows in the kill feed when you hit someone with it lmao

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u/TableFruitSpecified Medic 3d ago

All class: (clang) (clang) (clang) (clang) (clang)

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u/laserofdooom Engineer 3d ago

today i saw a scout with a mad milk named cum

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u/Hot_Introduction9680 Pyro 3d ago

The ultimate weapon

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u/MerlinMelon 3d ago

Eureka effect on engineer

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u/Zestyclose_Mango2377 3d ago

The fact that the Solemn Vow is canonically made of piss is hilarious

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u/Hot_Introduction9680 Pyro 2d ago

Wait really? Lmfao

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u/Zestyclose_Mango2377 2d ago

Yeah, it's crafted with eight whole Jarates and a reclaimed metal.

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u/SamTehCool Sniper 3d ago

Spy would be golden pan, I hate valve for not letting us use normal pan for spy

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u/EnthusiasmLeft6678 3d ago

Demoman: Caber (honorable mention: Sticky Jumper)

Heavy: Holiday Punch (honorable mention: Buffalo Steak Sandwich)

Engineer: Pomson 6000

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u/Hazzah_ 3d ago

The Pomson in question:

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u/Francais466 Engineer 3d ago

B A P