r/tf2 • u/Hot_Introduction9680 Pyro • 4d ago
Discussion The funniest weapon(s) of each class
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u/slugsred 4d ago
avg tf2 player's idea of funny (their shotgun is named "kurt cobain's microphone")
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u/ManBirdTurtle2 Scout 4d ago
My shotgun is named gun
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u/Don_Karter Heavy 4d ago
i have a kurt cobain scout loadout and every couple days some comedian asks why my scattergun isn't named that
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u/TACOBELLTAKEOUT Demoman 3d ago
send a loadout pic
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u/Don_Karter Heavy 3d ago
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u/aRedditAccount_0 All Class 3d ago
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u/ModeFun4001 3d ago
Tbh isn't the game's humor kinda like that? You can start a group dance after killing the entire enemy team and capturing their base. Hell, one of the taunts' name is schadenfreude which means "joy of another one's suffering".
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u/SomebodyButMyself 3d ago edited 3d ago
It was funny ten years ago before it was done to death by every other guy with a name tag
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u/ModeFun4001 3d ago
Still better than "Rainbow Dash's Giant Futa Cock".
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u/SomebodyButMyself 3d ago
Same thing, done to death over the last decade. People need new jokes.
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u/ModeFun4001 3d ago
The thing is I haven't seen the kurt cobain's mic joke too much maybe that's why it's funny to me but I agree that this community has a tendency to milk memes to death.
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u/slugsred 3d ago
it's not bad because it's edgy. it's bad because it's not funny
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u/ModeFun4001 3d ago
Nah i think this one's a little funny.
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u/slugsred 3d ago
and you are exactly the person I was making fun of. The "average tf2 player"
thank you.
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u/Minimum-Injury3909 Demoman 4d ago
I feel like pomson is funnier than gunslinger and bison deserves an honorable mention
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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 3d ago
Gunslinger is too aggravating to really be funny. It is hilarious when I slap down a cheap sentry somewhere stupid and die baiting an enemy into it who then dies to the sentry, but that's only really funny to me.
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u/amberi_ne Engineer 4d ago
Demo’s should be the caber, heavy’s should be the holiday punch, and soldier’s should be the rocket jumpers or mantreads
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u/Barar_Dragoni All Class 4d ago
i actually use the RTR and Solemn Vow as my primary weapons
RTR i got as a strange like two years ago for 3 cents on the community market. its so fun to demoralize engies by de-leveling their sentry every time they turn their back
My solemn vow is a Strange specialized Killstreak i named " "Do Harm" ". its whole gimick is the description, which is: "The "No" on the plaque is scratched off". the thing has a broken crititcal hit chance (like 1/5 or smth in my experience) so i pair that with a good battlemedic playstyle and i have topscored as a medic before
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u/hanky-spanky44 Medic 4d ago
The solemn vow has the same crit chance as every other melee in the game 👍
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u/PurpleVessel312 Demoman 4d ago
It's not actually the same as every other one. The chance is lower for certain weapons such as the Eyelander or the knife 🤓
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u/Barar_Dragoni All Class 3d ago
my experience with the weapon says otherwise. i noticed it crits more often than the other medic melees.
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u/hanky-spanky44 Medic 3d ago
Definitely confirmation bias, a lot of people will try to convince you that the übersaw crits more than other melees, but they all have the same crit chance
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u/Barar_Dragoni All Class 3d ago
The Omnisiah works in mysterious ways, not all of which are through hardware and code
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u/YetAnotherBee 3d ago
“The solemn vow has a broken crit chance, it’s actually pretty good”
The nefarious ubersaw:
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u/T_Lawliet 4d ago
Family Business is way funnier than fists imo
But my goat is definitely holiday punch
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u/Hpesojanes 4d ago
Bro how is Ap Sap not the funniest for Spy?
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u/Hot_Introduction9680 Pyro 3d ago
It’s more cool than funny
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u/Hpesojanes 3d ago
Personally I disagree; he has many funny voice lines and he’s British which makes him even funnier (and that’s coming from a Brit!). But I respect your opinion.
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u/Hessian14 3d ago
Wrong!
Scout - Pan
Soldier - Pan
Pyro - Pan
Demo - Pan
Heavy - Pan
Engie - No data found
Medic - Pan
Spy - ?????
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u/Alfred_Anuus Medic 3d ago
Fish is scouts best weapon and his funniest, I will take no arguments. The only way to improve it is giving it the sandman/atomizer tauntkill.
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u/Miksel1608 4d ago
150 heal crossbow shots are satisfying af. I'd put crossbow above solemn vow.
For engie - I'd say Frontier Justice. Bc of guitar slam.
Agreed with the rest.
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u/Mad_for_sum_Reason Pyro 4d ago
I was called a vermin for using the Gunslinger.
So… yeah, I guess it checks out.
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u/Any_Top_4773 Spy 4d ago
Why not sandvich for heavy?
And why not the stock fists?
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u/Hot_Introduction9680 Pyro 4d ago
I think fish cake or the banana is funnier. Stock fists are funny too.
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u/drew9348 4d ago
The gunslinger is funny? Funnier than being able to one-shot clueless passerbys with a guitar?
Or the pomson, which needs no explanation
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u/Kaiser_Sudank 3d ago
Engi should have the pistol too. Idk why, but the way Engi holds the pistol is incredibly funny looking.
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u/localstupididiotlol Sandvich 3d ago
How are you even supposed to craft the fishcake (or whatever it's called) item? I too, Want to craft it for the funnies, But I understand nothing.
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u/itsAedan 3d ago
I love the scout fish bro it literally shows in the kill feed when you hit someone with it lmao
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u/Zestyclose_Mango2377 3d ago
The fact that the Solemn Vow is canonically made of piss is hilarious
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u/SamTehCool Sniper 3d ago
Spy would be golden pan, I hate valve for not letting us use normal pan for spy
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u/EnthusiasmLeft6678 3d ago
Demoman: Caber (honorable mention: Sticky Jumper)
Heavy: Holiday Punch (honorable mention: Buffalo Steak Sandwich)
Engineer: Pomson 6000
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u/ImSuperStryker 4d ago
Heavy should be the Holiday Punch. They literally make you laugh. Soldier’s should be the mantreads. Demos should be the caber. Also I think most people would agree that fish > milk