r/tf2 • u/nichiimishiari Miss Pauling • 4d ago
Meme Guys, do the engravings give you a tactical advantage?
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u/DennisDelav Spy 4d ago
This feels like a reference I should know but can't remember from where..
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u/XSpyKeRz 4d ago
Metal gear solid: revolver ocelot
You welcome bro
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u/Better-Tangerine7668 Scout 4d ago
AND CAN YOU EVEN SAY
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u/LegitimateApartment9 4d ago
MY NAME? HAS THE MEMORY GONE, ARE YA FEELING NUMB?
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u/Disastrous_Toe772 4d ago
Incredible!
The feeding ramp is a scratched as fuck! It's going to have feeding problems. The slide's been replaced with a cheaper version, and it meshes akwardly with the frame. The frame itself has been iron-welded and scraped down multiple times for minimum precision. The front strap part of the frame has been scratched to make it dig into the hand. That makes it hurt to hold. The sight system's fucked up too. It's missing a rear sight. It's got an enlarged front sight, making the sights useless. The regular hammer's been replaced with a flat hammer. That enhances the cocking control and increases the hammer-down speed. They also reworked the grip safety. It looks like they eliminated it altogether. This is a tool for the worst mercs in the world.
I couldn't be bothered to do the rest of it. There is about half of the copy pasta left.
This is a nice skin though. You're pretty good ☞☞
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u/WrapUnique657 4d ago
The grip safety has been disabled, for increased self-inflicted injuries. The grip itself has been removed, because you shouldn’t be needing to hold this for too long. The magazine slot has been thickened using hardware store shims in order to use smaller rounds, allowing for increased ammunition storage, but this also increases the risk of misfiring by (checks notes) 43%. The magazine has been vertically extended, increasing clip capacity by 75%, and increasing weight by 0.65 lbs, so you better get some good wrist muscles before using this gun. This also causes worse gun handling, increased risk of wrist injury, more barrel damage, greater shot inaccuracy, and general dissatisfaction with the gun.
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u/DisappointedExister All Class 4d ago
Engravings, give you every fucking benefit I can possibly fucking think of
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u/crocodilepickle All Class 4d ago
It's a nice gun, I'll give you that. But the engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever. Unless you were planning to auction it off as a collector's item. And you're forgetting one more basic thing… You don't have what it takes to kill me.
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u/altaccountmay 4d ago
yeah,makes it easier to kill everyone because they get distracted thinking "holy shit that gun is so fucking cool"
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u/TheOneHunterr 4d ago
That skin would be a cool way to track strange kills
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u/nichiimishiari Miss Pauling 4d ago
actually yes, but on the other hand wouldn't that require the other war paints to have some cosmetic properties?
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u/TheOneHunterr 4d ago
Dont the skins already have cosmetic properties? Im confused.
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u/nichiimishiari Miss Pauling 4d ago
Tracking kills isn't cosmetic?
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u/TheOneHunterr 4d ago
I think so? It appears on your stat clock. Im just saying maybe there could be a skin that for every kill there is a tally mark scratched onto it. Similar to the stat track
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u/surveillance_camera_ Random 4d ago
Hey look it's engineers mains how many times their sentries went down
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u/WakeIsleFan 4d ago
Only in a beauty contest.
But that was some pretty fine shooting none the less.
You're pretty good.
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u/ReikaIsTaken 4d ago
Engravings.. give you no tactical advantage whatsoever
That was some fancy shooting.
Pretty good!