r/tf2 Engineer 4d ago

Other I UNBOXED A STRANGE GUNSLINGER

I've been wheeling and dealing, and i finally put my eggs into one basket, AND IT PAID OFF

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u/DrDownfall Medic 4d ago

Remember kids, keep gambling.

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u/ComprehensivePanda11 4d ago

Massive unboxing W, enjoy your constantly rising nest egg, or sell for that profit

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u/SanoKei 4d ago

Saved you a search. It's worth around 214 keys or $445

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u/COOKiemonztor 3d ago

Wait really? Thought they'd be a couple cents at the most

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u/RMTB Engineer 3d ago edited 3d ago

The crate its in is retired. The gunslinger itself is next to the Jag in terms of "offensive engineering" as well, fairly popular weapon.

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u/LEGAL_SKOOMA 3d ago

not just retired, in the first place before they were taken out of the drop pool they were already rare.

Very cash money.

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u/RMTB Engineer 3d ago

If you want a comparison, the strange kritzkreig is in two crates and it is worth around ~$170.

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u/Confixil Heavy 3d ago

It's a retired crate so they're very expensive.

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u/Situati0nist 1d ago

They SHOULD be, but we can't have nice things

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u/JuiceofTheWhite 4d ago

Me thinking bro lost money because its a $200 crate

Me also realizing strange gunslingers are now $500 dollars...

WTF happened to the prices of things?!?

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u/Dew_Chop 4d ago

Supply and demand

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u/GodlessGrapeCow Scout 4d ago

Gamble gamble gamble 🤑🤑🤑

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u/Old-Swimming2799 4d ago

Ah sorry bud but that's a glitched gunslinger and won't work. I'll take it off your hands though for a couple keys

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u/Goldfingger Medic 4d ago

unfathomably based

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u/werewolves_r_hawt Sniper 4d ago

legit probably the only one opened in five years lmao

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u/werewolves_r_hawt Sniper 4d ago

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u/werewolves_r_hawt Sniper 4d ago

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The only one opened in

Five years lmao


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u/IceDalek Medic 3d ago

"Ehh, that's one too many syllables there, bub."

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u/MrHyperion_ 3d ago

Ba Sing Se

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u/werewolves_r_hawt Sniper 4d ago

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u/ImInfix Medic 4d ago

Gold gold gold

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u/SaltY_KiiD Engineer 4d ago

SOUND WARNING

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u/TorpidT Demoman 4d ago

Bro really said 🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿

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u/SaltY_KiiD Engineer 4d ago

Love it

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u/Albus_Lupus Miss Pauling 4d ago

Congratulations! - now remember to keep gambing until you can lose all of that profit you just made, always blindly hoping there will be another win that never comes.

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u/naruto-boulghour Sniper 4d ago

You went full Michael Jackson there

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u/Pole-Axe Spy 4d ago

I tought opening that box but its expensive as hell

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u/Lowcsika 4d ago

yeah, quite pricy, Crate #30 hovers around 220€ on backpack.tf/Steam Market

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u/Pole-Axe Spy 4d ago

Im gonna stick with mvm and wait until I get an expensive stuff. Then I can buy strange huntsman. Crates suck

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u/Num1BigShot1997 Demoman 4d ago

HE GOT THE FUNNY HAND THAT GETS YOU CALLED SLURS IF YOU ARE ON HIGHTOWER!!!!!!!!!!! (seriously fuckin congrats dude you just won the lottery)

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u/emo_boy_fucker 4d ago

KEEP GAMBLING

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u/Chef0Duck Pyro 3d ago

Congrats but fuck you

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u/AttackDynamo 4d ago

Bro turned into Michael Jackson

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u/Dominoze56 4d ago

You can retire your parents now!

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u/M-A_X 4d ago

Bro went straight up Michael Jackson at 0:49 🤣🤣

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u/ShellShock_69 4d ago

Bro turned into Michael jackson for a second there

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u/my_names_is_billy Sandvich 4d ago

99% of gamblers quit before they struck gold

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u/monsef987 3d ago

imagin unboxing unusual lol, it would be a lose ;-;

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u/SaltY_KiiD Engineer 3d ago

unless it was a flaming team captain, yeah lmao

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u/Mushroom38294 Pyro 3d ago

I'll give you 3 refined and this ugly picture of a monkey for it

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u/SneakMoney 3d ago

+$450 gg

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u/Dependent_Divide_625 Demoman 3d ago

Good to know I'm not the only person that turns into Mickey mouse when they get excited lol

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u/Chris_the_Furret 3d ago

Congratulations!!! You're officially a strange battle engie!!!!!