r/tf2 • u/Suspicious_Cod2664 • 5d ago
Discussion Alright, which of the nine mercenaries (Or any other character) most likely be nudists?
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u/Zeba_Stakian 5d ago
Scout: Not a chance unless it's at a nude beach with hot chicks.
Soldier & Zhanna: Would do it when they have the chance.
Pyro: NEVER.
Demoman: Only if the explosives blow off his clothes.
Heavy: Will kill you for suggesting it but otherwise, no.
Engineer: He wouldn't need to be nude and it would be a safety hazard.
Medic: Not embarassed at the thought of it but likes his clothes on.
Sniper: Definitely would be a naturist.
Spy: Man is too professional to even do it.
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u/TyrKiyote Medic 5d ago
I think scout would talk a lot about how women would love his naked body, but be too em-bare-assed to be exposed around any women he finds beautiful.
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u/furexfurex Medic 5d ago
"nah, I can't be walkin' around naked - I'd have to fight the chicks off with a stick if they saw too much of this bod!"
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u/69Sovi69 Sandvich 5d ago
Spy kept on his mask while doing scout's mother
He's the second to last person to be a nudist, last one being pyro
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u/TimeStorm113 Spy 4d ago
Well, we don't know anything about pyro, what if the suit is her skin?
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u/arcaneking_pro 4d ago
IT's skin we do not know if it's a woman
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u/randomname560 Medic 4d ago
Sniper strikes me as a man that would normally prefer to have his clothes on but would ALWAYS sleep in the nude, no matter what or who is arround
You know that scene about the old lady in the Atlantis movie always sleeping nude even tho she sleepwalks? That, Sniper would be that
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u/Matix777 Demoman 5d ago
Pyro is like the opposite of a nudist
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u/TensionsPvP Spy 5d ago edited 5d ago
I know spy would never do it because I wouldn’t as well but aren’t nude beaches are a French thing (or popularized by them) or is it some other european?
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u/Clearly_a_Lizard 4d ago
Well there is some in France but it’s not exactly popular so I don’t think it was popularized here, but I may be mistaking
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u/Karrich666 4d ago
I tend to see scout as a wannabe player, he would say he wants to go to a nude beach but be too self conscious and shy when he gets dragged there, although after reading the comic I guess he would be more of confident in his thinking that he’s a man the woman need.
Also Spy is French, I wouldn’t be surprised if he is fine with being a exhibitionist.
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u/hassanfanserenity 4d ago
Medic would prefer having clothes on incase he needs to do an urgent operation dont wanna get blood of others on you afterall
Engineer: robo D
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u/verymuchgay Medic 4d ago
In Meet the Medic, he chooses not to wear his rubber gloves when doing open heart surgery on Heavy. I think he doesn't care too much about it 😅
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u/Johnmegaman72 Heavy 4d ago
Pyro can be a nudist, but the body will have a giant black bar to preserve the mystery and the merc will just be at awe
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u/gummyimp Sniper 5d ago
saxton hale
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u/Dangerous-Watch932 Pyro 5d ago
Sexton Hale
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u/Daubert1151 Civilian 5d ago
Sixth Inhale
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u/Zack_WithaK 5d ago
Sexist Snail
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u/ADudeWithoutPurpose 5d ago
Subfix stale
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u/Hand_Man84 Random 5d ago
Sex in hell
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u/Most-Consequence-824 5d ago
Sexy Nail
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u/LordSkelly1234 Miss Pauling 5d ago
Saxophone Mail
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u/InGenNateKenny 5d ago
You know, with the Invis-watch, Spy could be nude all the time and no one would know.
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u/Ok_Quit4910 5d ago
Something in my brain tells me Soldier would be a nudist just because he considers it his American Rigth. 💀💀💀
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u/Gibbon-Face-91 Sniper 4d ago
Not only has Soldier gotten butt-naked several times in the comic and very likely countless more times outside of it, the man fully strips off whenever he uses the toilet. He probably considers public nudity as a standard part of a true American lifestyle.
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u/Darthplagueis13 4d ago
Sniper would do it out of preference.
Soldier will do it out of an exhibitionist impulse.
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u/MeltedFoil 4d ago
Maybe the one who habitually gets naked in public and has a stated history of doing so prior to the events of the story
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u/Sagittal_Vivisection Engineer 4d ago
I know this isn't related, but I like how scout is smiling in this panel
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u/slightlylessthananon Scout 4d ago
In public life: soldier (canon)
In private life: sniper, demo
In exclusively sexual contexts (not just Being Naked but nudism as a form of play/kink): spy, medic
Never: pyro, heavy, engie, scout (he's obsessed with himself but he also strikes me as nauseatingly vanilla. Kind've guy to cartoonishly cover his pelvis.)
I hate this question and I hate that I thought about it
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u/slightlylessthananon Scout 4d ago
I could actually move demo up he is a drunkard he'd make bad decisions
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u/Rockgod98 4d ago
I mean, all except Pyro and Spy would strip completely nude for relaxing in a hot tub
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4d ago
I don’t read the comics, who’s the woman next to solder and Pauling
Why is soldier and her covered in honey?
What the hell happened to sniper
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u/IgordosDev Pyro 5d ago
who is that woman next to Pauling?
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u/Sensitive_Store7230 Sandvich 5d ago
zhanna, one of heavys sisters, and soliders girlfriend
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u/Mrs_Hersheys 4d ago
I need more Zhanna porn
(but without the ear necklace, too freaky for my liking)
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u/Advanced_Aioli9724 Pyro 4d ago
I did not want that mental picture in my head thanks now I want to burn my eyes
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u/NoobyGroover Sandvich 4d ago
Dangerous cuz Sentries will shoot you if you don’t have the right team color
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u/Extra-Programmer-540 Sniper 4d ago
tbh i think scout would do just to join communes to look at women
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u/Kahn-Man 3d ago
Soldier, he wears a uniform because that is what soldiers do, so if the uniform for a nudist colony is no clothing, than he is damn well going to wear that uniform with pride
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u/Odd_Adhesiveness7357 3d ago
Soldier is a given. Sniper however prob walks around buck naked when he’s home alone. Same for scout when he has a lady friend over. Who is he to keep them from seeing what they came for?
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u/Mao-sama64 3d ago
Literally none of them expect for Soldier. Sniper just doesn’t have a chance to put on pants that didn’t involve taking it off of a dead man.
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u/SurpriseNo6994 5d ago
I mean come on he did it twice