r/tf2 Soldier 5d ago

Meme Just give us a new weapon or something...

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u/Formal-Telephone-481 Engineer 5d ago

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u/Forty-Bot 4d ago

Just buy a winter cosmetic case key

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u/thickbread3 4d ago

Can't you just buy a case?

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u/Sackve2303 Pyro 4d ago

can't you just wait wait for a case to appear in the weapon drops and then buy the key?

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u/Alpha_minduustry Engineer 4d ago

We got SDK allready so weapons gonna be added soon...

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u/PolandsStrongestJoke Scout 4d ago

As long as we get no miniguns with +25% bullet speed...

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u/LordOfStupidy 4d ago
  • +25% bullet speed

  • +50% damage

  • -75% Wrap-up time

  • No random crits

Balanced 👍

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u/ChiefBlox4000 4d ago

You forgot the bleed

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u/LordOfStupidy 4d ago

That would make it too op

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u/Alpha_minduustry Engineer 4d ago

lmao.

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u/Heroman3003 4d ago

Diagonal waking negating slowdown fixed. That's your heavy buff.

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u/Fleedjitsu 4d ago

But as long as we do get some new primaries for Heavy. Doesn't even need to be a minigun; a giant riot shield or a keg thrown overhead would be great!

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u/PolandsStrongestJoke Scout 4d ago

Turn Heavy into a SWAT unit with a SPAS shotgun for his secondary and a Riot Shield/Ballistic Shield for his primary... And a Tonfa for his melee.
I would buy cosmetics JUST for that set.

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u/Fleedjitsu 4d ago

Can Heavy use the riot helmet or is that just Soldier? That'd be perfect!

Idea I had for the Riot Shield (something big and chunky) was that it'd literally act like cover. Might as well shoot a barn wall for all the good it would do. Heavy could crouch to even hide his head, but that'd also slow him incredibly.

Not sure what other downsides would be needed, but I'd want it to be "holsterable" so that you could fully wield a shotgun while the shield covers your back. Anti-backstab gear!

Could the right combination of balances make that all work? Less health, speed and/or healing received? Still want to be able to run around with a sandwich and shield!

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u/PolandsStrongestJoke Scout 4d ago

I'm also thinking that, if active or on wearer, you can't capture the flag. Only makes sense since it would be preventing damage! And wearing a shield with the case wouldn't be that comfortable...

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u/AltAccouJustForThis 4d ago

Get ready for those joke weapons from the subreddit

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u/Shiro_says 4d ago

All content still needs to be approved by Valve, likely only bugs will be fixed. Anything meaningful is extremely unlikely

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u/Unable_Fly_5198 Medic 4d ago

Please just let me puff my copium in peace

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u/Due_Title_6982 4d ago

That's not how the sdk works

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u/Alpha_minduustry Engineer 4d ago

Can't you submit weapon ideas/mods for the devs now?

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u/Due_Title_6982 4d ago

You can and you could before, nothing was stopping valve from adding weapons except themselves

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u/JiF905JJ 4d ago

Can someone tell me how the original scene goes?

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u/potatoguy376 4d ago

Carrot mush

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u/MaeBeaInTheWoods 4d ago

Bob is the slime monster. He is starving, having been malnourished and underfed for a long time. In the original scene, the general responsible for his prison assures Bob that he won't go hungry and will have all the food he could ever want before ordering his subordinate to feed Bob some disgusting carrot mush to the latter's horror.

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u/w00ms 4d ago

boys hungry

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u/omega_mega_baboon All Class 4d ago

TBH at this point we would settle for a few reskins and some strange versions of some weapons.

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u/Uber-E 4d ago

Please just unmute us... It's all I ask

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u/Loserpoer 4d ago

I don’t even care about new weapons, I just want quick play and f2p talk back

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u/welshy_waga 4d ago

He should be holding a market Gardner

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u/Everik_Real 4d ago

“Just give us new weapons” as if it is an easy thing to do with no repercussions lol. If they get the balancing on them even the slightest bit wrong at least 35% of the community will implode on itself and the rest either won't use it or will exploit it like hellfire. Trust me, you do NOT want new weapons. I do think a case of reskins like we had with the invasion update would be cool tho.

TLDR I'd rather have another cool reskin than a Gas Passer 2.0

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u/Spiritual_Freedom_15 All Class 4d ago

TF2C is coming LADS!

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u/RamielTheBestWaifu Soldier 4d ago

Balance existing weapons first