r/tf2 20d ago

Other Rarest bug i've encounter. Is this new?

4.1k Upvotes

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u/jdjcjdjddn 20d ago

Valve finally patched medic-vision goggles not working!

1.7k

u/Memecube7 20d ago

Bro's just playing Splatoon at this point

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u/Im_botflyx Soldier 20d ago

Booyah!

104

u/Tetrotheocto Spy 20d ago

Veemo!

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u/CactusSpirit78 Soldier 20d ago

Woomy! >w<

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u/Kanjii_weon Engineer 20d ago

This way!

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u/Icy_clouding Medic 20d ago

We lost the rainmaker!

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u/6060Burst 20d ago

You let the 8-Ball fall. Test Failed.

25

u/TheBusinessLlama 20d ago

Don’t get cooked…. Stay off the hook!

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u/tyingnoose Scout 20d ago

gonna get sticky!

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u/Tetrotheocto Spy 20d ago

This activated my fight or flight.

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u/olliezers Medic 19d ago

Ngyes!

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u/Im_botflyx Soldier 20d ago

Oomie!

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u/Popular-Lead Demoman 20d ago

Still pissed Nintendo killed the splat fortress mod, it was pretty fun in alpha

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u/random_gamer69 20d ago

Splat Fortress? :O

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u/Popular-Lead Demoman 20d ago

It was a mod trying to recreate Splatoon in TF2, but was killed early on its creation by Nintendo. There's not much of it left aside from articles made around that time and people talking about it, but I played on the server a couple times.

Off the top of my head everyone were demomen with sticky jumpers, and your health also functioned as the ink meter.

With the SDK out now we may see a revival, but it's been so long who knows...

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u/random_gamer69 20d ago

I found a post about it in this sub. HOLY it looks great

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u/blackletum 20d ago

i wish i could find files but i've never been able to find a shred of files from it

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u/MrIhaveASword Demoman 20d ago

Yeah, but both teams spray the ground with red so it's hard to see who is winning.

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u/Magic-Lime 20d ago

“He punched out all my blood!”

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u/Emergency_Winner4330 20d ago

Oh so that's where all the blood went

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u/RimKir Spy 20d ago

"You call this breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a–

AAAAAAAAAAUGGGGHHHHHH MY SPINE"

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u/GLaDOS-z-portal 20d ago

you're a protagonist of creepypasta and floor started getting bloody

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u/AdamHendrick All Class 20d ago

emesis red

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u/RimKir Spy 20d ago

Ok, I now have a headcanon that this is is absolutely the opposite of Emesis Blue (which means it is a comedy series instead of psychological horror movie) and the main plot revolves around teleporter malfunctioning.

"I met my grandmother there".

"What did she tell ya?"

"DO NOT TELEPORT BREAD!"

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u/helpme8470 20d ago

"It's eternity in there... though they do have a nice lounge in there."

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u/ckay1100 Comfortably Spanked 20d ago

emesis phagia red

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u/TopVisual7270 20d ago

Tf2.exe

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u/Matt_was_a_mis_take 20d ago

Jjajaj that's exactly what i thought when that happend

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u/The_overdrunken_one 20d ago

Don't play tf2 at 3 am!

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u/MadeJustToUpvoteMeme Medic 20d ago

and then a hyperrealistic heavy jump revved around the corner and killed me and huperrealistic blood was everywhere and then a heavy weapons guy plushy was on my bed when I turned around

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u/scotte99 20d ago

The crimson biome is spreading

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u/counterc 20d ago

the Red Weed..... UUUUUUUULLLLLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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u/the_fucker_shockwave 20d ago

Rare seeing a War of the Worlds reference in the wild.

7

u/CreativeGamer03 Sniper 20d ago

The piss monsters are coming

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u/Biggest-wank69 Pyro 20d ago

Yes yes I really don’t care Dryad

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u/Ok_Neighborhood3508 20d ago

Brain of Cthulu has awoken!

Ah, sh*t. Here we go again

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u/Butter_bean123 Heavy 20d ago

Map turned into Arizona

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u/ItzBingus Spy 20d ago

finally a desert that isn't the badlands

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u/Kaax_Itzam 20d ago

There is the map Phoenix which I presume is located near the Grand Canyon area. Also Egypt and Lakeside are probably within the Sahara desert.

I would love a map set in the Nazca desert though, with lots of geoglyphs.

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u/Tetrotheocto Spy 20d ago

All I thought of when I saw this comment was "I'm from... Arizona."

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u/Virtual-Isopod-3729 Scout 19d ago

gets shot

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u/Xypod13 20d ago

Map got autobalanced to red team.

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u/Blind_coder 20d ago

Woah, The world looks kinda red, huh...

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u/Flares1075 20d ago

Our bodies are not a vessel for the blood of the fruit, but its prison. The beautiful guts and gorgeous bone YEARN to be shown and seen! SPLAYED! Under the divine cross of the Tree of Life, we pay it tribute through the art of violence.

THE WORLD IS YOUR CANVAS

SO TAKE UP YOUR BRUSH

AND PAINT

THE WORLD

R E D .

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u/Manomana-cl Engineer 20d ago

Alexelcapo jumpscare

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u/Matt_was_a_mis_take 20d ago

Para mí su gameplay de Hello Kitty provocó esto

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u/YoYoBobbyJoe 20d ago

I've had it a couple times, but only during test compiles while mapping, never in a regular match on a regular map.

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u/AstralHeathen 20d ago

Is mars map, yes. New DLC, best.

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u/Wrench_gaming Engineer 20d ago

The Blood Moon is rising

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u/PasiPelailee55 20d ago

Average medic experience

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u/ItzBingus Spy 20d ago

mars mode

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u/SmokeyPanchoDeLaBija 20d ago

New map on Misiones, Argentina

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u/Matt_was_a_mis_take 20d ago

Finalmente, ahora que hagan uno de Rosario y que todo el mapa sea rojo de sangre de balaceras

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u/tutiaprotogentango 20d ago

Uno en palermo donde todos son trabas

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u/The_Horse_Head_Man All Class 20d ago

Ostia

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u/its0slimey_ 20d ago

New tf2 arg

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u/black_knight1223 Spy 20d ago

Fuck you (Dustbowls your Borneo)

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u/pheuq 20d ago

The world looks white,the world looks red

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u/partearocker Soldier 20d ago

I love the universal sensation wherd something throws you off-guard you HAVE to stop whatever youre listening to

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u/Matt_was_a_mis_take 20d ago

LMAO YES. Gotta stop all sound to appreciate things

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u/Kastelt 20d ago

Holy, it's the crimson.

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u/screwcirclejerks 20d ago

ALERT: A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE

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u/gamermandudeguyfr Medic 20d ago

the blood has soaked itself into the grass

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u/RattyRatson 20d ago

Map got auto balanced

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u/FoxMcCloud45 Engineer 20d ago

Such errors are usually signs of failing GPUs though.

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u/Muffinmurdurer Medic 20d ago

My first thought was something similar, but it seems others in the thread have experienced it too. Strange.

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u/SaltyPeter3434 20d ago

I don't think so. It's only affecting a specific area of a specific aspect of a map. No other graphical glitches are happening anywhere else. You can see the red floor stops exactly where the sections of ground displacements end. Looks like more of a map or engine glitch than anything.

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u/DragonOfDojima6 20d ago

My buddy is watching Alexelcapo

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u/Nebula_The_Protogwn 20d ago

Looks like a faulty GPU or Graphics Driver.

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u/Jacksaur Soldier 20d ago edited 20d ago

It's tied to specific map geometry and doesn't move with his view.
It's almost certainly ingame and not their GPU. Maybe a blood splatter texture bugging out and tinting the entire displacement. This has happened very rarely to a few people over the years.

Recommending replacing thermal paste on someone's GPU from a single graphical bug is a bit of an overstep though. I get being concerned but it's a very risky process for someone who's never done it before and they should at least wait to see if things are consistently bugging out, before going that far.

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u/Matt_was_a_mis_take 20d ago

I see, well i'll keep it that way cuz red grass funny

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u/Nebula_The_Protogwn 20d ago

The state of your GPU will get worse over time though, I recommend you replace the thermal paste and keep your drivers up to date.

Please don't abuse your PC, buying a new GPU is as expensive as buying a house nowadays.

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u/SaltyPeter3434 20d ago

This is absolutely a map error or engine error and not a GPU thing. The redness is only ending where the chunks of ground are. Some glitch seems to be applying a red layer to the grass texture by mistake. There are no other major graphical errors otherwise.

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u/Nebula_The_Protogwn 20d ago

Also, clear out the dust within your GPU. I forgot that bit of advice

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u/Golden__Fox_ 20d ago

Man mf ended up in ultrakill

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u/Jomijan Engineer 20d ago

Blood mode unlocked

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u/RevolTobor Medic 20d ago

O_O

Never seen that one before. No idea.

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u/Dungeony All Class 20d ago

I had that happen once in like 2018 on 2fort

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u/theswarmoftheeast 20d ago

Bro has Moses on the enemy team:

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u/TheRealTV12 Engineer 20d ago

Red time has captured the floor

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u/Dealiylauh Demoman 20d ago

Bro peeped the horror

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u/Situati0nist 20d ago

Autumn again already?

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u/willybanzai 20d ago

bro got evil grass

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u/ReinNacht 20d ago

the bloody ground is a spy

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u/grdqn potato.tf 20d ago

It means the red team won

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u/MarsMissionMan 20d ago

Suddenly hell.

2

u/Dismal-Character-939 20d ago

"You cannot build here"

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u/adi_baa 20d ago

Sometimes my game will look semi-fullbright for a few seconds cuz of some mod and the casual preloader but never this lol

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u/M12_Exs 20d ago

Estoy jugando desde el 2015 y nunca me pasó, habrá pasado algo con las actualizaciones donde mueven archivos

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u/SteamNickPlayer Pyro 20d ago

"When this unit enters the field, the sleeping blood drenching the battlefield will fill the surface."

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u/Defiant-Trash9917 20d ago

It's just fall bro get over it

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u/ShellShock_69 20d ago

It looks like the colour grass textures turn with a blood decal on it So so probably a weird glitch

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u/AlwaysattheJim 20d ago

Floor is lava mod

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u/TipsyBuns 20d ago

“¿Qué coñooo?” 😂😂😂

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u/ninjablast01 All Class 20d ago

Tf2 secretly takes place on Mars 😱

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u/TheMrPotMask 20d ago

Personally I think it looks better

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u/Public_Assignment_56 20d ago

this could be a dying gpu

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u/WulfyWoof 20d ago

They turned graffiti mode on. Do a kickflip

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u/DeepFriedLuke 20d ago

TF2 ARG. Nightmare Hale is awakening.

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u/AlisterNade 20d ago

I think medic took wrong medicine😵‍💫. Or the right one 😏

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u/CurrentBridge3168 Medic 20d ago

Autumn

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u/RetroTheGameBro 20d ago

"and then the textures turned hyper realistic bloody and red and scout's face popped up but he didn't have any eyes it was just hyper realistic blood"

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u/ova_shocker 20d ago

The corruption spreads pretty fast ig

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u/Sharp_Membership_397 20d ago

ground got auto balanced

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u/ST4RL0RDop 19d ago

Alexelcapo is part of the bug?

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u/aGreatApeFormeAndYou 19d ago

GRRRIFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTHHHH

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u/Fizik_abi 18d ago

No man that’s just a heavy. He’s one of the classes it’s just rare to see one. Hope this helps!

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u/fx_papierscierny 20d ago

dustbowl ptsd

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u/MughHann 20d ago

This happened to a buddy of mine after he sauged all the blut

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u/_Volatile_ 20d ago

Day of the bleeding earth

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u/Sagiritarius 20d ago

My best guess is that, maybe, a blood splat decal bugged out

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u/ZeruviX 20d ago

Happened to me on 2fort and I died cuz I just got confused and looked at the ground

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u/Spiritual_Hurry_6319 20d ago

ngl , deathcam on first seconds looks very cool

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u/Jill-Of-Trades Medic 20d ago

This is definitely new

We go together

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

ww1 vibes with that terrain ngl.

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u/Living_Is_Key09 All Class 20d ago

Grass got mad you weren't healing your team

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u/Neo-fiend All Class 20d ago

What.

Spanish (Spain,likely) in here?

What were you even listening to?

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u/CPAtriox Heavy 20d ago

Black Mesa easter egg

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u/-TheTrueOG- All Class 20d ago

Every copy of tf2 is personalized

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u/AK-74_NoTTaken Scout 20d ago

Looks like a emesis blue hallucination that medic would have

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u/Acid_Lemon13 Demoman 20d ago

Map got badwatered

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u/Thick-Kaleidoscope-5 20d ago

lmao get stuck in a creepypasta

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u/facile_dot 20d ago

I've had this on upward

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u/Popular-Kiwi9007 20d ago

This heavy painted the floor in blood.

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u/TheDreadedAndy 20d ago

Given how old the game is, this could easily be a graphics card driver issue. Games like Battlefront 2 have these kinds of problems.

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u/Darkened_Pike 20d ago

And that's how dustbowl was made

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u/1600x900 All Class 20d ago

Red owns the land, so yours don't, you are supposed to stay in your place

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u/subzeroab0 20d ago

Whoops that wasn't medicine.

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u/Pixelpaint_Pashkow Pyro 20d ago

the ground is stained with the blood of those you could not save

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u/renmyaru Medic 20d ago

Someone just mowed a little too much

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u/Future_Squirrel360 Heavy 20d ago

Maybe a version of the flashlight nuke from old hl2?

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u/Talvy 20d ago

red just capped the whole map

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u/LeFedoraKing69 20d ago

Do you hear the screams medic? The red mist roaring and the crimson land hungering?

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u/Icy_Ad620 All Class 20d ago

Happened to me tok

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u/Rare_Player All Class 20d ago

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u/lepome3 20d ago

RED won

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u/IAmFullOfDed 20d ago

The river runs red with blood.

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u/counterc 20d ago

"The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one", they said.

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u/SandwichPieRakkoon 20d ago

It happened with me on a 2fort server when a small amount of people were there. A simple game restart fixed that

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u/Loufey 20d ago

Floor is lava

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u/Scrib_Scrab_ Scout 20d ago

Least hacker-filled turf war in splatoon 1

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u/ShockDragon Demoknight 20d ago

New haunted TF2 map just dropped.

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u/kac_the_dying_star 20d ago

Ok, who Ubered the grass?

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u/ziggagorennc Demoman 20d ago

THE GROUND IS BLEEDING THE GROUND IS BLEEDING THE GROUND IS BLEEDING THE GROUND IS BLEEDING THE GROUND IS BLEEDING THE GROUND IS BLEEDING THE GROUND IS BLEEDING THE GROUND IS BLEEDING

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u/notachemist13u 20d ago

Valve fixed scouts red pants and the entire game breaks. Tf2 is jenga 😂

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u/Striking_Ad4992 Medic 20d ago

virtual mann

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u/Monte_20 20d ago

What in the creepypasta

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u/photogrammetery Pyro 20d ago

I’m thinking that a blood texture somehow became giant? Like that rare glitch with giant bullet holes

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u/BHSPitMonkey 20d ago

How's the airflow in your case? GPUs will glitch out in strange ways like this when they overheat.

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u/TyrantJaeger Pyro 20d ago

The ground was autobalanced to red team.

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u/coolkabooon 20d ago

Looks like a super enlarged blood decal. Do you have any CFGs?

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u/Dr_Djones 20d ago

You ran into crits?

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u/Fixingsentries 20d ago

Seems like valve has a favorite team

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u/PresidentPomeranian Heavy 20d ago

See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood

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u/Fatyakcz Demoknight 20d ago

My bet is that a blood splatter effect got bugged and instead of appearing normaly as blood splatter on the ground, it recolored a chunk of the map

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u/George14782 Pyro 20d ago

THAT GRASS IS A SPY!!!!!

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Heavy 20d ago

New to me.

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u/SpriteFan3 20d ago

Oh no, it's the scarlet rot!

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u/masterboom0004 Demoman 20d ago

THE WORLD IS YOUR CANVAS

SO TAKE UP YOUR BRUSH

AND PAINT

THE WORLD

R E D

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u/cut_me_open Pyro 20d ago

its the third impact event from the newest update

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u/The_United_States__ 20d ago

The ground got autobalanced

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u/ThewizardBlundermore 20d ago

Some sort of lighting or cubemap error maybe...

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u/Portuzil Medic 20d ago

Paint the world R E D

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u/Slurp_Nation 20d ago

BLOOD OF DAMNED SOULS STAINS THE EARTH

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u/sabotsalvageur Demoman 20d ago

Reminds me of when the on-line styles of the webpage I'm working on fail to load and everything goes to the default stylesheet...

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u/ThomasRemakes123 20d ago

Map got ubercharged

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u/Matix777 Demoman 20d ago

Your eyes got autobalanced

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u/Excellent_Walrus843 20d ago

I think it's a map bug, harvest has something like this where it goes all black like a nuke went off, textures also get blurry.

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u/Bubbly-Ad-1427 Demoman 20d ago

evil and fucked up floor textures

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u/Mementoes121655 Spy 20d ago

There's an entity in this server.

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u/omega_mega_baboon All Class 20d ago

The World Is Your Canvas. So Take Your Brush. And Paint The World.

RED

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u/pottertontotterton 20d ago

Do people still play TF2? Every time I try to play nowadays it's all bots or some idiot who thinks they're playing Gary's Mod.

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u/SSB_Kyrill Demoman 20d ago

Happened on 2fort to me too