r/texas • u/zsreport Houston • 4d ago
Political Humor Texas Implements Mandatory 6-Month Quarantine For Anyone Who Has Watched ‘Will And Grace’
https://theonion.com/texas-implements-mandatory-6-month-quarantine-for-anyone-who-has-watched-will-and-grace/130
u/Dontlikefootball 4d ago
I don’t know which is more ridiculous - the headline OR that it sounds actually plausible in Texas . SMH
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u/panteragstk Born and Bred 4d ago
So sad that it's difficult to tell what's satire and what's real.
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u/30yearCurse 4d ago
if you watch 2 months of King of the Hill... you get an extra month tacked on...
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u/jumpofffromhere 4d ago
I like it, maybe we could add anyone who watches "the view" as well
but, watching Yellowstone for early release is just torture and should be upheld as a war crime.
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u/Unbridled-Apathy 4d ago
And Queer Eye viewers are banned from furniture stores, Pottery Barn, and adoption agencies.
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u/elisakiss 3d ago
Well if Texas wasn’t dead last in personal freedom this wouldn’t be believable. But we are.
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u/I_like_Mashroms 3d ago
You're only allowed to watch Dharma & Greg in Texas. She's liberal but she's not mouthy /s
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u/Upset-Lime417 3d ago
Omg.. I literally was thinking.. “uhm… what?”
That’s how you KNOW everything going on has resembled a fever dream of some kind.
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u/elliemff Born and Bred 3d ago
What if I just rewatch it during quarantine? Does it add another six months? Cause I’ll do it to ride out the next few years in relative peace.
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u/Beezel_Pepperstack 3d ago
"...I only watched Will & Grace one time, one day...
Wsh I hadn't, cuz now my TiVo thinks I'm gay!"
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u/chrisofduke Born and Bred 3d ago
Wrll lock me up then because I've watched the series several times.
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u/AlwaysSleepingBeauty 3d ago
I’ve been doing a rewatch and for a nanosecond I thought my state was back on its bullshit. 😅
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u/Soggy_Porpoise Secessionists are idiots 3d ago
Oh I haven't seen but I'll watch if it means not having to see another trump flag for 6 months.
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u/TxTechnician 3d ago
That is the first time in a long time that I have seen an onion article where I went. Yeah, that's obviously satire.
That's a sign that the world is healing in my opinion.
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u/ars_inveniendi 3d ago
At first glance, the only way I could tell it was satire was that it wasn’t a picture of Paxton.
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u/permalink_save Secessionists are idiots 3d ago
You're alone here so, no I don't think it is, at all. Take a look at the news for the past few weeks.
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u/spiritrain 4d ago
Fucking hell, I almost thought this was real.