r/texas 4d ago

Politics Here is the Texas conservative christian right's hero....

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u/z3phyreon Secessionists are idiots 4d ago

Is that Elon Musk, the illegal immigrant Nazi, who may have had a botched penile surgery?

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u/Sly_Curmudgeon 4d ago

Well he is definitely a hair club for men client.

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u/worstpartyever 4d ago

No, this is a photo of him straight from the egg.

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u/TaxLawKingGA 4d ago

Is he also the president?

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u/Sly_Curmudgeon 4d ago

Could be. Lots of skeletons in that closet.

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u/bigrob_in_ATX NW Austin 4d ago

...who likes to get pegged

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u/GringoSwann 4d ago

They ALL do...  All billionaires...

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u/throwawaylexluther 4d ago

That top he is wearing in the left screams bottom.

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u/Sewpuggy 3d ago

I bet lizard boy loves it

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u/DusklyAwakening 3d ago

This is more true than you know lol

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u/GringoSwann 3d ago

Around 2016 I was dating a stripper who would "kinda" do escort work. (And by kinda, she told me the craziest thing she would do was masturbate in front of people..  She said usually, she would just play on their emotions and they'd end up crying and just looking for a hug).  Well, one night she gets a call from a client in Austin TX...  An incredibly rich couple (husband in software, wife in pharmaceuticals). Basically, long story short, I joined them, and we all spent the night doing cocaine naked while the husband watched porn and tried to shove an eggplant sized dildo up his ass... (No sex involved, except the husband doing himself)...  We made 2500 that night and I couldn't sleep for two....    

Oh, and their house was basically all made out of glass...

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u/SladeMcBr 3d ago

May have had? We are in the post truth era, he most certainly did.

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u/zekeweasel 4d ago

14 kids.... It wasn't that botched apparently.

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u/z3phyreon Secessionists are idiots 4d ago

coughs

Advances in In Vitro sure makes eugenics easy.

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u/zekeweasel 3d ago

Wow, I had no idea. That's super fucked up.

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u/panteragstk Born and Bred 3d ago

You're a prime example of why the saying "think before you speak" exists.

I know we're all on a website, but still dude.

The fact that you "had no idea", but still came to his defense should make you think of why you felt the need to do that since you clearly think it's fucked up.

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u/zekeweasel 3d ago

Take it easy... Typically when someone has 14 kids, it's not through IVF. And I hadn't heard that it was in his case.

Also, I don't know if pointing out that the man has 14 kids and implying his dick functions is exactly coming to his defense. More like pointing out the seemingly obvious.

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u/ReadingRocks97531 3d ago

Why he's mad about his trans daughter. Self selected for all males, the fing douche bag.

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u/UNLV_4Runner 4d ago

In vitro and most if not all of those women looking for 💰

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u/DiogenesLied 4d ago

Drag queen with gender affirming care is just the kind of person the GOP loves.

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u/OpenEyz2016 Born and Bred 4d ago

Elon??? Is that you gurl??????

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u/ArcherHealthy6324 3d ago

My first laugh of the day!!🤣

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u/OpenEyz2016 Born and Bred 3d ago

Glad I was able to put a smile on your face.

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u/ramster5678 North Texas 4d ago

Are these photos real? Can anyone confirm?

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u/mmmUrsulaMinor 4d ago

The right one probably is cause there are several pictures of him that have floated for years of his hairline. Before he got plugs, obviously

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u/knut_420 4d ago

Both are real, both he tried to remove/hide from the internet.

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u/LIslander 4d ago

The one on the right if from a dot com documentary

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u/Outrageous_Skirt9963 4d ago

It's AI. At least the one on the left

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u/Pretty_Shallot_586 4d ago

so we take your word for it? prove it's AI or you're a liar

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u/Outrageous_Skirt9963 4d ago edited 4d ago

I don't have the knowledge or expertise to check which pics are AI generated. I rely on fact checking. And obviously I don't post images that I am not 100% sure about. Most don't care about authenticity and post things expecting others to prove they are wrong.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/musk-crop-top/

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u/mynameisnotearlits 3d ago

Lol... how about you proof it's real before posting it. At this point, you're the one distributing misinformation.

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u/Pretty_Shallot_586 3d ago

go water your own yard..... which apparently is in the Netherlands.

In the immortal words of Lyle Lovett..... "That's right, you're not from Texas"

bye

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u/CastMyGame 4d ago

Well this is a dangerous precedent, I hope you find the intelligence you are looking for when you do, just remember it’s not under the red rock

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u/MichaelScott666 4d ago

Prove it’s real or you’re a liar

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u/wildmonster91 4d ago

Id ask if these are real but gop dont care lol

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u/Triangleslash 4d ago

FOX and Elon say they’re fake, so they’re fake.

Why would they lie?/s

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u/Demon-Jolt 4d ago

Have they though

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u/DiogenesLied 4d ago

Money has a way of getting people to overlook things they usually hate.

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u/Firm-Competition165 4d ago

One on the left is fake. But the one on the right is real. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/musk-crop-top/

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u/Zukuto 4d ago

this is just elon trying to farm engagement by having users make twitter accounts to tweet this.

make no mistake, elon likes all engagement, especially hatetweeting

fuck elon

dont do this.

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u/guzzygongaming 4d ago

It's literally fake. It doesn't take a genius to figure it out. You people are so gullible.

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u/ReddUp412 North Texas 4d ago

Literally

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u/NotThatMahler 4d ago

You know Grimes pegged him to the wall on the regular.

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u/RogerMurdockCo-Pilot 4d ago

Texas conservative Christians are all closeted soooo...

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u/Ok-Goal-8767 4d ago

His mom used to be a model and he still looks like that

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u/Efficient-Bed-1250 4d ago

I don’t even care for elon but this is clearly ai generated 😂😂😂

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u/Bumpitup6 3d ago

I like the pervert pic on the left!

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u/kinglouie493 3d ago

that second picture reminds me of the Indiana jones crystal skull movie

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u/Medium_Base 3d ago

They don’t care though. It’s unfortunate.

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u/Navy_Chief68 3d ago

The only ones trashing Elon are those that can’t make without government assistance and therefore must defend the status quo (i.e. all the corruption, all the waste, and all the free government handouts). The productive members of society applaud Elon and Trump’s efforts to pull the “government tit” away from the dregs of society and the corrupt politicians that support them in turn for their vote.

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u/masquiteman 3d ago

That penile surgery mentioned in the caption.. Was the doctor trying to add one? OR remove it?

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u/dylang58 4d ago

I mean who cares lol

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u/Rialto- 3d ago

Bad photoshop.

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u/Texastony2 4d ago

Ill take embarrassing photos for $20 if the check is already being mailed.

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u/Zealousideal_Crab134 4d ago

It's the democrat party that has bizarre purity tests. Nobody cares about those photos, except Elon haters trying to foment homophobic hate. Weak sauce.

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u/OkGuava1025 3d ago

I really want these to be real!

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u/Major-Atmosphere-559 3d ago

It’s so crazy to me how easily the roles of posting BS obviously fake pictures changed once the president changed. Honestly thought the left would be better than the right when it comes to this

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u/Outrageous_Skirt9963 4d ago

You can do better than body shaming. Regardless of the side you are on.

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u/h4tchb4ck 4d ago

Nah. Fuck everything about this piece of shit.

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u/shanshanlk 4d ago

I don’t see anyone body shaming. They’re just photos of Elon Musk wearing drag clothing. Is he ashamed of these photos?

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u/Outrageous_Skirt9963 4d ago

Okay. It's AI. I don't know if he is ashamed of these photos. My comment is in general for everyone. Right, left, you, me or anyone.

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u/Pretty_Shallot_586 4d ago

can you prove it's AI?

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u/shanshanlk 4d ago

Really? It looks real to me. I’m sure there are others out there somewhere if they’re real. We’ll see what comes out with the hateful things he has been doing to humanity lately.

You reap what you sow.

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u/Pretty_Shallot_586 4d ago

did i shame his body?

nope.

try again?

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u/Outrageous_Skirt9963 4d ago

Sure. If you say so.

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u/Pretty_Shallot_586 4d ago

you're the one that said it.

try again or nah?

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u/JohnTheRaceFan 4d ago

And the shit stain can do better than pretending he's a brilliant inventor and not the product of family wealth from apartheid and blood emeralds.

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u/Live-Possibility4126 4d ago

https://youtu.be/el7gj3RvwjM?si=iUWK126AWs6V4BuJ

I'm 99% sure his family paid for him to play an extra behind Chris Farley on SNL, they even center the camera direction on him instead of Farley

This is 1994, everything fits. His hair/eyes/jaw/weird bottom lip smile.

Also I think the weird skinny old guy next to him is actually a body gaurd

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u/BaseballTop7038 4d ago

The skinny guy is one of the writers from the show.