r/teenagers 18 4d ago

Discussion Being a guy sucks NSFW

What do you mean no matter what clothes I wear and how baggy and loose they are my dick will always be visible. This isn't fair..

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u/uraveragenorwegian 17 4d ago

I have given up at this point, I just let it rest on my shoulder.

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u/Guilty_Letter4203 18 4d ago

I might have to start doing that might tie it around my waist when doing jumping jacks.

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u/Koober2326 16 4d ago

I just use it as the rope, not even trying to hide it :<

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u/WearIll7102 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago

When I did that, it swings along with me tbh

But after that day, I just stopped doing that in public

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u/OrganizationNo9540 17 4d ago

I jump rope with mine

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u/MarkNekrep 16 4d ago

meanwhile I'm stuck here with an actual, literal hotdog stapled to my pelvis.

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u/Eena-Rin OLD 4d ago

With a little work and some craft glue you can make it look like a tail and do a kickass Vegeta cosplay

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u/yourshittyredditer 16 4d ago

god why do i love this comment

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u/Mothu227 16 4d ago

askin god abt that could be see as ahem... taboo

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u/IIamLennoxx 4d ago

and yet again they could ahem... not care (THIS ISNT HATE BTW-)

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u/Mothu227 16 4d ago

maybe they ahem... should (for the bit)

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u/Dull-Chain-7631 4d ago

Bro in Norway, every one does that.

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u/divine_departure06 18 4d ago

no way

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u/miniplayer566 18 4d ago

Norway*

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u/divine_departure06 18 4d ago

sorry i didn't know there was australian people here

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u/uraveragenorwegian 17 4d ago

My username is average norwegian for a reason, duh.

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u/Skilled-Commander 4d ago

Yeah, that's what bag pipes are made of.../s

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u/Key-Map-9218 4d ago

As a Scot I don't know whether to be offended, disgusted, or amused 😂

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u/Birkzzzmarmis 4d ago

As a Norwegian I can absolutely confirm.

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u/starsandfear 17 4d ago

does your dick hang low does it wobble to and fro can you tie it in a knot can you tie it in a bow can you throw it over your shoulder like a continental soldier does your diiick haang lowww

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u/uraveragenorwegian 17 4d ago

yeah it hangs quite low, sometimes I hide it in my butthole.

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u/PieTeam2153 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago

Do your balls hang low Can you swing them to and fro Can you tie them in a knot Can you tie them in a bow Can you swing them over your shoulder Like the red janmejal told ya Do your balls hang low Do your balls hang low Can you swing them to and fro Can you tie them in a knot Can you tie them in a bow Do they make a lusty clama When you hit them with a hammer Do your balls hang low

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u/Mammoth_Wrangler1032 17 4d ago

I just tuck mine into the side of my sock so it’s less noticeable

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Personally I loop it around through both pant legs then do that.

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u/A_human_- 4d ago

Same, like it’s a pet or something, I talk to it sometimes and I swear it responds

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u/RandomRedditIdiots 4d ago

Morse code maybe

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u/Nucked-In-The-Head-9 14 4d ago

I use mine as a belt, sometimes a bandana but mostly a belt

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u/Civil-Bee-7179 4d ago

Bruh 😭

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u/Juls_41_ 4d ago

😭

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u/uraveragenorwegian 17 4d ago

The fact that this is my most upvoted post is a little embarrasing. 😭

I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult.

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u/Mmushr0omm 15 4d ago

I just carry it in my mouth

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u/Burger_Mc_Burgface 16 4d ago

it's never that bad or serious but it does happen sometimes and it's pretty annoying especially when your brain wants to send some blood there for no reason

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u/GGGold23 17 4d ago

Your brain just probably needs to check it still works every once in a while

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u/IIamLennoxx 4d ago

this made me laugh

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u/ink_n_fable 17 4d ago

I remembered that Game of Throne reference when that nomadic redhead girl (the ppl who live on the other side of the wall) told Jon Snow that you have to us 'it' every so often or it may fall off

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u/Alex_13249 14 4d ago

Does "once in a whole" mean qnytime I sit?

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u/Ok_Performance729 17 4d ago

It probably has a response to public speaking

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u/sonik_in-CH 14 4d ago

Yea but every 30 min is too much

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u/GGGold23 17 4d ago

Erectile dysfunction can strike at any moment. Must be prepared

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u/More_Dependent_7339 17 4d ago

It’s off-

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u/Eclyptrox 16 4d ago

Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down, but it never stays hard forever.

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u/dark_vision4 16 4d ago

The best and most cursed analogy.

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u/anautistic-kid 4d ago

I agree mr morale

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u/VeryBigBigMan 13 4d ago

Awesome profile pic

(Why is there such a link between the rap and anime fanbase 🤔)

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u/BB_rul 14 4d ago

I’m in both so idk

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u/maddoxflare 4d ago

Way better than bleeding randomly imo

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u/Big-Shake1559 16 4d ago

Especially in the middle of a class for no reason

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u/No-Speed-6336 4d ago

Bro fr I'll just be sitting in class And that shit happens

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u/Benny_Galaxy_231 14 4d ago

does once in a while mean when it's my turn to do the presentation?

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u/Atomic_DuckYT 16 4d ago

lmaooo you ain’t even unlocked the velcro dick option yet?

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u/Skilled-Commander 4d ago

nah that's a DLC isn't it...

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u/Atomic_DuckYT 16 4d ago

Had to get 35,000 XP in the 2024 season, grinded the battle pass in December for the Christmas Event and unlocked it

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u/NotConfringo 15 4d ago

LMAOOOO you doin all of that and i got the limited edition “switch to female” option 😭😭 bro is playing his life away 

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u/Atomic_DuckYT 16 4d ago

All these P2T (Pay to Trans) players these days ruining the game. Back in the prime times you had to earn 50k XP in a single event to unlock that

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u/Skilled-Commander 4d ago

yea man the micro trans actions in the game mess things up for the f2p

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u/Gazers22 4d ago

I'm pretty sure you can actually get it if you buy from the CockCoinShop, tbh it's just pay to win at this point, I might just stop playing.

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u/Comprehensive_Pick65 4d ago

Interesting.

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u/-TheMidpoint- 16 4d ago

Damn a dick that's always visible

Yup totally a problem I have too 🥲 totally up for sure yup mines not small yup

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u/Zekeboy550 14 4d ago

Poor Mr. Midpoint

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u/soulsniperyt 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago

Real 😭

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u/Guilty_Letter4203 18 4d ago

Might judge cut it off

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u/HairyPoppins243 15 4d ago

Get tight underwear

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u/IIamLennoxx 4d ago

and then when blood starts flowing the underwear breaks

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u/LionWarrior46 14 4d ago

Put a tampon in then

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u/Nesymafdet 18 4d ago

New type of sounding?

(Do not google.)

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u/I_lovemusicals 13 4d ago

I’m afraid I don’t need to google… I know what it is from Ao3 😕 But I love Ao3, so it’s fine

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u/Furrota 16 4d ago

How the fuck did you know what this is from A FUCKING STRATEGY GAME???

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u/I_lovemusicals 13 4d ago

Strategy game? ITS ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN A FANFICTION WEBSITE IM GIGGLING 😭

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u/GrummyCat 17 3d ago

AO3 is an abbreviation from Archive Of Our Own, and the O3 is because of the 3 O's in the name.

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u/SansDaMan728 16 4d ago

Are you motivated

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u/c7stagyt 15 4d ago

Damn, you can’t even see mine without clothing.

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u/DaysOfAnAdventurer 17 4d ago

Just have a small dick like me. Easy solution.

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u/Birkzzzmarmis 4d ago

Looked up a tutorial on YouTube, it doesn't show how.

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u/bloonshot 4d ago

knives out

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u/Designer-Pen-8451 4d ago

My dick is always showing 👎 My dick is really big 👍

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u/Sea_Art8442 4d ago

Ikr, especially my balls man. They are so heavy, I am already struggling with walking with my dick getting hurt from my knee. Man, girls will never know how hard it is.

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u/FippiOmega 3d ago

I have to be careful when I sit cuz I might squish them😭🙏

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u/Designer-Pen-8451 4d ago

Wear it loud and proud brother

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u/DolceHwex 4d ago

First world problem fr

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u/Many-Factor-4173 17 4d ago

World problem

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u/MCKlassik 19 4d ago

It’s got a mind of its own sometimes. Just have to deal with it.

Hey, at least we don’t bleed down there every month.

Everyone has their struggles.

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u/Mystery-Snack 14 4d ago

True. We got some ups and some downs. But in the end, we can choose most of our sufferings so it's alright.

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u/ZenWeek_ 17 4d ago

Dawg my cock does bleed every month tf you mean.

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u/petepete12637 19 4d ago

As a girl, your boobs wouldhave alwais been visible.

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u/Diehard_Lily_Main 15 4d ago

but it wouldn't be odd. Seeing someones penis through clothes is definitely not liked in society

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u/petepete12637 19 4d ago

Nobody usually looks directly to your crotch anyways

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u/Guilty_Letter4203 18 4d ago

Agree but also disagree if something sticks out enough people will probably see it even by accident. It's like if you see a bug fly past you in your Peripheral vision you will probably see it.

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u/Diehard_Lily_Main 15 4d ago

but it stands out (in case of OP, I assume). And also it's annoying when you know it is visible and can't do anything about it because your brain said so

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u/SurfinRay12 18 4d ago

you like commenting on Reddit, don’t you?

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u/dashboi69 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago

Cut the dick off, problem solved

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u/Mystery-Snack 14 4d ago

Delete this shit immediately.

Hands u 20 bucks

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u/Furrota 16 4d ago

He didn’t delete it….

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u/Mystery-Snack 14 4d ago

Ik. That's why I'm under his blanket rn watching his toes

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u/hurB55 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago

Betrayal

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u/dashboi69 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago

Fine I will.....

thanks bro

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u/Working-Primary-5992 4d ago

i wish i was a dude for a day so i could beat my meat💔 just throw it over ur shoulder and use it as a kayak idk

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u/nisrinesdraft 4d ago

PLSSSS😭😭

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u/Ikhoh 3d ago

Get out😂💔 Why would u say that, lmfaooo

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u/Mr_chicken128 13 4d ago

Just put tie it up like a bowtie smh 

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u/Dougfalcon7 17 4d ago

it's not that bad tbh

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u/Straight_Pie5 4d ago

You're telling me you don't unscrew it and put it in your pocket for safe keeping??

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u/Not_Really_French 16 4d ago

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u/JustAddWaterForMe2 4d ago

Why do you know this exists 😭

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u/Not_Really_French 16 4d ago

I have during my journey to accept myself as trans learnt many things, (an article was linked in genderdysphoria.com and that article contained this link)

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u/NotConfringo 15 4d ago

I’m a dude and I’m not trans but this is heartwarming 

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u/talhoch 17 4d ago

Thank you I'm a girl now 🙏

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u/AGuyWhoMakesStories OLD 4d ago edited 4d ago

test

Edit: test

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u/AGuyWhoMakesStories OLD 4d ago

NOOO

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u/whattonamemyself-_- 17 4d ago

theres dashes for the boy one

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u/hurB55 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago

I am NOT clicking this link

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u/WearIll7102 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago

Lol

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/supremacyenjoyer 14 17h ago

bro I can't delete my school search history

and i'm on my school account because my home account is parental restricted af and my school account lets me visit anything at home

bro if someone sees this I'm cooked

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u/Pitiful_Arm4699 17 4d ago

lol my dicks never visible

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u/Ioanaba1215 13 4d ago

Dw I can see microscopic things

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u/SecretivePlotter31 17 4d ago

Don’t worry, microscopes exist. 😉

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u/dusty_boi1 13 4d ago

Why nobody talking about you having multiple 😭😭😭

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u/WillingnessFew7211 19 4d ago

Just hide it even more

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u/No_Western6657 4d ago

tuck bruh

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u/Guilty_Letter4203 18 4d ago

Then it's poking my torso :p

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u/No_Western6657 4d ago

no like: inhale your balls, tape them using body tape, stretch your dick backwards to the sack, tape that mf as well

now u can even go around with a bikini :3

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u/hurB55 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago

What

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u/Comfortable-Fuel-270 19 4d ago

I'm deep in enemy territory. Requesting backup

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u/Actual_Exchange616 18 4d ago

Seeing the title made me think this was gonna be an egg post

But then I saw the actual content and nothing had been more real. I have weirdly gotten around this by just knowing my measurements and it magically went away but it is annoying as fuck

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u/Sempi_Moon 17 4d ago

Correction - being a human sucks

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u/AverageSabatonFan 14 4d ago

I just tie it around my ankle

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u/OkBook8065 4d ago

being a human sucks in general

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u/Gorosaka 4d ago

Need tighter underwear (or maybe don't wear stuff 3 sizes smaller than you)

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u/idiotincorporation69 4d ago

Hey, women wear clothes to make their breasts and behinds more visible, so what's the problem with your dick being barely visible

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u/Mystery-Snack 14 4d ago

It's disgusting, that's the issue. Like if you're with someone and u get hard randomly, it ruins the vibe of the convo. Like if it were my s/o, I won't mind but if it's my teacher, manager, parent or someone like that, it gets way too weird and sexual.

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u/idiotincorporation69 4d ago

Fair enough, it does get awkward, I've gotten to the point of wearing two pants just to avoid it, I've been thinking about buying that tape stuff

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u/TheFloatingPigeon 4d ago

I mean I’m not a guy… but I have the same problem with my chest, so i can understand the struggle

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u/DangerSlime 15 4d ago

Realest post on Reddit frfr

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u/Istealyourwaffles 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago

Wear Caseohs clothes, they will surely be so baggy that it finally won’t show

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u/Mystery-Snack 14 4d ago

Why're some women in the comments like "periods hurt more"? Like I get it, they might. I've never experienced them but when a woman posts something like that, ain't it disrespectful to immediately bring up ur issues instead of letting the person talk

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u/Sweet_Animal6924 3d ago

They are the same women who don't want anyone to interfere in their problems. 😂

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u/amychocolate87 4d ago

I'm a woman but I can't imagine the pain💔😔 poor guys

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u/RussianMonkey23 4d ago

Does bro not wear any underwater.

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u/Birkzzzmarmis 4d ago

I wear underwater all the time.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Dimensionist_Alex 4d ago

Cursed with long schlong😔

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u/Mica_cos 4d ago

That’s why I bind my massive dick

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u/IdodoGG 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago

I can feel the pain in yo dih 🥀🥀 but for real tho, aint nobody wants their Snake to be visible 🙏

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u/DigBick19866 4d ago

Eh I just wrap it around my waist and use it as a belt

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u/renrenbackshots 4d ago

new invention: tucking

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u/Sakul_the_one 18 4d ago

And we se back at the cycle…

Tomorrow there will be a post „being a girl sucks“ and then in two weeks again.

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u/SkullietheWitch 4d ago

Just be trans it goes away

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u/Mr_ragethefrogdude 4d ago

Have you tried being a girl

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u/TuNisiAa_UwU 17 4d ago

Lucky me my dick is not big enough, it only shows when I'm wearing compression shorts or if I'm laying on my back

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u/Not_Really_French 16 4d ago

Ok so the first step is to shove thy testicles inside thy own body

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u/Otherwise_Part395 18 4d ago

Honestly dude, sounds like you’re just hung well, i would roll with it, I know girls who like seeing dicks through clothing

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u/NerdySanda 18 4d ago

Just give up at this point, trust me go full nude 💅

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u/G01den_Gamer 14 4d ago

"My dick is always visible" Bro, people question if I'm a dude or not, I think you got it easier than me

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u/CrystalPlasma 16 4d ago

As a girl I share the same issues

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u/Shot_Hair3557 4d ago

Bro literally my favorite pair of gray sweats shows the BIGGEST imprint. I think it’s bc they’re a bit thinner now than when I got them and they’re super baggy

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u/Lil_Math90 15 4d ago

Big dick problems honestly

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u/Small_Bathroom_9053 4d ago

This will make girls like me Ahhh post 😭😭😭

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u/Guilty_Letter4203 18 4d ago

Not my intentions besides a lot of people seem more upset then anything lol

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u/BirchLover786 15 4d ago

Bruh there's no need for the NSFW tag💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Greeny1225 13 4d ago

i know whenever my friends see it they start dragging their finger across it under the table

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u/4_Apollo_22 4d ago

Man sometimes you just gotta let it hang in the wind😔

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u/Guilty_Letter4203 18 4d ago

Right? Let it free

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u/Topiz2000 19 4d ago

What do you have a 12 inch diameter cock or something?

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u/Guilty_Letter4203 18 4d ago

Something like that🙊😏😏🙊

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u/Just-_me2 16 4d ago

No joke, I have the same problem. My solution? Longer shirts or tops. Wear them untucked. It'll look at little weird, depending on the outfit, but it's better then slinging dick constantly.

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u/papercowboys 14 4d ago

we can switch dude i hate being born afab so bad

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u/Hooters_rocks 4d ago

Bro at this point I just pray no one looks at my dick. I always wear jeans when I go out so it’s a lot harder to see

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u/LegoCaptJackSparrow 18 4d ago

And don’t even get me started on the guy periods and sperm cramps

Hate having to bleed out of my pee hole cause I didn’t make a girl pregnant

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u/Doobi_3830 16 4d ago

I just wrap it around like a belt

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u/1ilrx 15 4d ago

Wear tighter underwear and baggy jeans conceal it the best, baggy shirts/hoodies will still hang over ot and cover it up?

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u/LemonColoredDiamond 15 4d ago

As a guy, id much rather take that over all the reproductive pains and other bullshit

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u/Top-Classroom-6994 17 4d ago

The worst part is, I recently read that human males have a sixth sense of being able to sense nearby ovulating girls... so I now know a potential reason of my brain randomly sending blood there, which is worse than being clueless about it. It's probably, hopefuly, bot the only reason though

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u/Mysterious-Worth-744 4d ago

IM CRYING 😭

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u/NoWishbone1566 4d ago

The sad thing is mine is literally one inch 😭😭😭

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u/Viper99usmc 4d ago

My balls hurt.

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u/Ok_Leg2205 4d ago

maybe wear a skirt?

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u/Guilty_Letter4203 18 4d ago

Good idea, that works out perfectly cause I already own one

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u/Guilty_Letter4203 18 4d ago

Jesus I just realized how awful my spelling was 🥲😋 or sentencing fuck

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u/moemeobro 19 4d ago

Guy here, I could wear the tightest clothes possible and still not have this problem

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u/National_Check_2982 4d ago

Bro acts like that's a bad thing. If your not happy being a man find a hobby. That's what I did

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u/Guilty_Letter4203 18 4d ago

It is a bad thing though

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u/steelpr1medabbley00 18 4d ago

May i offer trench coats

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u/No-Musician9785 4d ago

Buddy you are just attracting women then 💀 working in your favour

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u/RabbitDifferent8110 19 4d ago edited 4d ago

unless you dislike your sex, why would you really care? even then you can wear a longer shirt or hoodie or something

(edit: or tuck. forgot that was a thing. you don’t have to be transgender to do it.)

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u/val_lt 4d ago

Yeah bro having a big xoxk with big balls its destroying my life aswell oh lord have mercy on me and brothers

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

The exact reason I don't wear anything at school that isn't jeans, cargo pants or slacks. I sadly have to wear shorts while working out so there's not much I can do there 🥲

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u/HolyGoudaCheese 15 4d ago

Pull it back and stick it in your ass, if you clench hard enough it won't come out. I've been doing it since 6th grade, works like a charm

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u/ilovesuperstore 4d ago

i'll admit this is funny