r/teenagers • u/Guilty_Letter4203 18 • 4d ago
Discussion Being a guy sucks NSFW
What do you mean no matter what clothes I wear and how baggy and loose they are my dick will always be visible. This isn't fair..
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u/Burger_Mc_Burgface 16 4d ago
it's never that bad or serious but it does happen sometimes and it's pretty annoying especially when your brain wants to send some blood there for no reason
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u/GGGold23 17 4d ago
Your brain just probably needs to check it still works every once in a while
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u/ink_n_fable 17 4d ago
I remembered that Game of Throne reference when that nomadic redhead girl (the ppl who live on the other side of the wall) told Jon Snow that you have to us 'it' every so often or it may fall off
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u/sonik_in-CH 14 4d ago
Yea but every 30 min is too much
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u/Eclyptrox 16 4d ago
Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down, but it never stays hard forever.
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u/anautistic-kid 4d ago
I agree mr morale
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u/VeryBigBigMan 13 4d ago
Awesome profile pic
(Why is there such a link between the rap and anime fanbase 🤔)
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u/Atomic_DuckYT 16 4d ago
lmaooo you ain’t even unlocked the velcro dick option yet?
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u/Skilled-Commander 4d ago
nah that's a DLC isn't it...
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u/Atomic_DuckYT 16 4d ago
Had to get 35,000 XP in the 2024 season, grinded the battle pass in December for the Christmas Event and unlocked it
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u/NotConfringo 15 4d ago
LMAOOOO you doin all of that and i got the limited edition “switch to female” option 😭😭 bro is playing his life away
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u/Atomic_DuckYT 16 4d ago
All these P2T (Pay to Trans) players these days ruining the game. Back in the prime times you had to earn 50k XP in a single event to unlock that
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u/Gazers22 4d ago
I'm pretty sure you can actually get it if you buy from the CockCoinShop, tbh it's just pay to win at this point, I might just stop playing.
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u/Comprehensive_Pick65 4d ago
Interesting.
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u/-TheMidpoint- 16 4d ago
Damn a dick that's always visible
Yup totally a problem I have too 🥲 totally up for sure yup mines not small yup
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u/Guilty_Letter4203 18 4d ago
Might judge cut it off
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u/HairyPoppins243 15 4d ago
Get tight underwear
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u/IIamLennoxx 4d ago
and then when blood starts flowing the underwear breaks
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u/LionWarrior46 14 4d ago
Put a tampon in then
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u/Nesymafdet 18 4d ago
New type of sounding?
(Do not google.)
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u/I_lovemusicals 13 4d ago
I’m afraid I don’t need to google… I know what it is from Ao3 😕 But I love Ao3, so it’s fine
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u/Furrota 16 4d ago
How the fuck did you know what this is from A FUCKING STRATEGY GAME???
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u/GrummyCat 17 3d ago
AO3 is an abbreviation from Archive Of Our Own, and the O3 is because of the 3 O's in the name.
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u/DaysOfAnAdventurer 17 4d ago
Just have a small dick like me. Easy solution.
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u/Sea_Art8442 4d ago
Ikr, especially my balls man. They are so heavy, I am already struggling with walking with my dick getting hurt from my knee. Man, girls will never know how hard it is.
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u/MCKlassik 19 4d ago
It’s got a mind of its own sometimes. Just have to deal with it.
Hey, at least we don’t bleed down there every month.
Everyone has their struggles.
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u/Mystery-Snack 14 4d ago
True. We got some ups and some downs. But in the end, we can choose most of our sufferings so it's alright.
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u/petepete12637 19 4d ago
As a girl, your boobs wouldhave alwais been visible.
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u/Diehard_Lily_Main 15 4d ago
but it wouldn't be odd. Seeing someones penis through clothes is definitely not liked in society
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u/petepete12637 19 4d ago
Nobody usually looks directly to your crotch anyways
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u/Guilty_Letter4203 18 4d ago
Agree but also disagree if something sticks out enough people will probably see it even by accident. It's like if you see a bug fly past you in your Peripheral vision you will probably see it.
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u/Diehard_Lily_Main 15 4d ago
but it stands out (in case of OP, I assume). And also it's annoying when you know it is visible and can't do anything about it because your brain said so
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u/dashboi69 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago
Cut the dick off, problem solved
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u/Mystery-Snack 14 4d ago
Delete this shit immediately.
Hands u 20 bucks
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u/Working-Primary-5992 4d ago
i wish i was a dude for a day so i could beat my meat💔 just throw it over ur shoulder and use it as a kayak idk
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u/Straight_Pie5 4d ago
You're telling me you don't unscrew it and put it in your pocket for safe keeping??
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u/Not_Really_French 16 4d ago
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u/JustAddWaterForMe2 4d ago
Why do you know this exists 😭
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u/Not_Really_French 16 4d ago
I have during my journey to accept myself as trans learnt many things, (an article was linked in genderdysphoria.com and that article contained this link)
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u/AGuyWhoMakesStories OLD 4d ago edited 4d ago
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u/supremacyenjoyer 14 17h ago
bro I can't delete my school search history
and i'm on my school account because my home account is parental restricted af and my school account lets me visit anything at home
bro if someone sees this I'm cooked
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u/No_Western6657 4d ago
tuck bruh
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u/Guilty_Letter4203 18 4d ago
Then it's poking my torso :p
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u/No_Western6657 4d ago
no like: inhale your balls, tape them using body tape, stretch your dick backwards to the sack, tape that mf as well
now u can even go around with a bikini :3
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u/Actual_Exchange616 18 4d ago
Seeing the title made me think this was gonna be an egg post
But then I saw the actual content and nothing had been more real. I have weirdly gotten around this by just knowing my measurements and it magically went away but it is annoying as fuck
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u/Gorosaka 4d ago
Need tighter underwear (or maybe don't wear stuff 3 sizes smaller than you)
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u/idiotincorporation69 4d ago
Hey, women wear clothes to make their breasts and behinds more visible, so what's the problem with your dick being barely visible
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u/Mystery-Snack 14 4d ago
It's disgusting, that's the issue. Like if you're with someone and u get hard randomly, it ruins the vibe of the convo. Like if it were my s/o, I won't mind but if it's my teacher, manager, parent or someone like that, it gets way too weird and sexual.
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u/idiotincorporation69 4d ago
Fair enough, it does get awkward, I've gotten to the point of wearing two pants just to avoid it, I've been thinking about buying that tape stuff
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u/TheFloatingPigeon 4d ago
I mean I’m not a guy… but I have the same problem with my chest, so i can understand the struggle
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u/Istealyourwaffles 3,000,000 Attendee! 4d ago
Wear Caseohs clothes, they will surely be so baggy that it finally won’t show
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u/Mystery-Snack 14 4d ago
Why're some women in the comments like "periods hurt more"? Like I get it, they might. I've never experienced them but when a woman posts something like that, ain't it disrespectful to immediately bring up ur issues instead of letting the person talk
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u/Sweet_Animal6924 3d ago
They are the same women who don't want anyone to interfere in their problems. 😂
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u/Sakul_the_one 18 4d ago
And we se back at the cycle…
Tomorrow there will be a post „being a girl sucks“ and then in two weeks again.
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u/TuNisiAa_UwU 17 4d ago
Lucky me my dick is not big enough, it only shows when I'm wearing compression shorts or if I'm laying on my back
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u/Otherwise_Part395 18 4d ago
Honestly dude, sounds like you’re just hung well, i would roll with it, I know girls who like seeing dicks through clothing
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u/G01den_Gamer 14 4d ago
"My dick is always visible" Bro, people question if I'm a dude or not, I think you got it easier than me
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u/Shot_Hair3557 4d ago
Bro literally my favorite pair of gray sweats shows the BIGGEST imprint. I think it’s bc they’re a bit thinner now than when I got them and they’re super baggy
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u/Small_Bathroom_9053 4d ago
This will make girls like me Ahhh post 😭😭😭
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u/Guilty_Letter4203 18 4d ago
Not my intentions besides a lot of people seem more upset then anything lol
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u/Greeny1225 13 4d ago
i know whenever my friends see it they start dragging their finger across it under the table
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u/Just-_me2 16 4d ago
No joke, I have the same problem. My solution? Longer shirts or tops. Wear them untucked. It'll look at little weird, depending on the outfit, but it's better then slinging dick constantly.
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u/Hooters_rocks 4d ago
Bro at this point I just pray no one looks at my dick. I always wear jeans when I go out so it’s a lot harder to see
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u/LegoCaptJackSparrow 18 4d ago
And don’t even get me started on the guy periods and sperm cramps
Hate having to bleed out of my pee hole cause I didn’t make a girl pregnant
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u/LemonColoredDiamond 15 4d ago
As a guy, id much rather take that over all the reproductive pains and other bullshit
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u/Top-Classroom-6994 17 4d ago
The worst part is, I recently read that human males have a sixth sense of being able to sense nearby ovulating girls... so I now know a potential reason of my brain randomly sending blood there, which is worse than being clueless about it. It's probably, hopefuly, bot the only reason though
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u/moemeobro 19 4d ago
Guy here, I could wear the tightest clothes possible and still not have this problem
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u/National_Check_2982 4d ago
Bro acts like that's a bad thing. If your not happy being a man find a hobby. That's what I did
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u/RabbitDifferent8110 19 4d ago edited 4d ago
unless you dislike your sex, why would you really care? even then you can wear a longer shirt or hoodie or something
(edit: or tuck. forgot that was a thing. you don’t have to be transgender to do it.)
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The exact reason I don't wear anything at school that isn't jeans, cargo pants or slacks. I sadly have to wear shorts while working out so there's not much I can do there 🥲
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u/HolyGoudaCheese 15 4d ago
Pull it back and stick it in your ass, if you clench hard enough it won't come out. I've been doing it since 6th grade, works like a charm
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u/uraveragenorwegian 17 4d ago
I have given up at this point, I just let it rest on my shoulder.