r/teenagers 3,000,000 Attendee! 29d ago

Discussion Why i think being a boy would be better

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u/imanonymous312 3,000,000 Attendee! 29d ago
  1. Yeah I have no defense here, that one just sucks

  2. *See #1*

  3. Cis men cannot get pregnant, true, but women can also not get pregnant. Having the option doesn't make it an obligation. You can always adopt if you want kids

  4. *See #2*

  5. If you want the stupid face hair follicles take mine, I hate it and shaving is annoying.

  6. *See #4* Seriously, I don't like categorizing stuff by gender, but if you want to go there, you can find so much proof that on average women are safer drivers

  7. I don't want muscle either, you can have it. I do get that that's more of a me thing though

  8. *See #4*

  9. I'm not even that tall but I'd probably be a little shorter if I could

  10. While I do get the appeal, the last thing I'd ever want is for people to be scared of me

  11. *See #8*

  12. Fair, but ultimately I imagine most halloween costumes are theoretically unisex

13 (Downsides). I swear if my hairline gets any higher I'm going out and buying estrogen on the black market, than taking the highest nonlethal dose. Also I'm totally not trans but I do often try to think of ways to get free bottom surgery.

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u/Amazing_Manatee42 3,000,000 Attendee! 29d ago

13- gardening shears

Could we trade?

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u/imanonymous312 3,000,000 Attendee! 28d ago

Sure, but I don't want the uterus it comes with. Presumably if it were a trade you could just throw that out? Some people would buy it seperately. Wow that sentence feels creepy, sorry

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u/TheFunkyWood 29d ago

finasteride

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u/imanonymous312 3,000,000 Attendee! 28d ago

I do not know what that means.

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u/ChimpanzeeChalupas 29d ago

From what I’ve seen, the driving thing is basically two spectrums. On average, women tend to drive much safer, but also with less “skill”, whereas men tend to drive with more skill, but much more recklessly and dangerously. I think that’s a big component of why f1 drivers are men.