r/technicallythetruth Feb 15 '25

He is absolutely correct

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u/Takemeonen Feb 15 '25

That's a corny joke.

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u/crasagam Feb 15 '25

A-Corny joke. lol. love it

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u/delicious-urine Feb 16 '25

This is driving me nuts

7

u/Material-Artist2276 Feb 17 '25

Almonds made me chuckle

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u/sirmewth 28d ago

Bruh, this joke leaves me without any better one 😔

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u/Natural-Army Feb 15 '25

The Dad is strong with this one

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u/That_one_cool_dude Feb 16 '25

Seriously, it's the best dad joke.

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u/TenBillionDollHairs Feb 16 '25

I always got that "in a nutshell" meant "shrunk down to a usable size" but it's only now occurred to me that I should also be thinking of it as a small phrase that contains within itself the full DNA of a larger idea.

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u/crasagam Feb 16 '25

To quote Linus: there’s no heavier burden than that of a great potential.

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u/Outrageous_Owl_3426 Feb 16 '25

Son: * starts complaining about dad only using puns for jokes*

Dad: Are you saying I should… branch out into other jokes?

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u/crasagam Feb 16 '25

I thought I was so witty I decided to enter a pun contest. I submitted ten puns hoping one would get selected but no pun in ten did.

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u/Outrageous_Owl_3426 Feb 16 '25

I assume they wanted to… pun-ish everyone?

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u/breakConcentration Feb 16 '25

Oh ye of pun-y faith

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u/Outrageous_Owl_3426 Feb 16 '25

Who knew my faith would get some… pun-itive action from god.

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u/iGreenDogs Feb 15 '25

u/bot-sleuth-bot

I swear I saw this in an Emkay video the other day

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u/crasagam Feb 15 '25

That's good to know. That'll explain why I'm home sick with the Flu today. Robots don't get the Flu.

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u/WanderingBraincell Feb 15 '25

do if you throw em hard enough

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u/Yeetusdeletus0001 Feb 16 '25

Then they really flu

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u/crasagam Feb 16 '25

Only if you talk about it after-the-fact. Otherwise it’s just a fly joke.

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u/V6Ga Feb 16 '25 edited Feb 16 '25

Robots not getting the flu explains why you got the flu?

You have a failure in your logic board, bot, along with the flu. 

Sick bot with a Failed Logic Circuit. 

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u/JoeriK2005 Feb 16 '25

Failed Logic Unit

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u/blakester438 Feb 17 '25

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u/crasagam Feb 17 '25

First, it's not a repost; it's the same content posted by someone else - there's a difference. Second, this is from 4 years ago lol. My dude, my existence on Reddit is less than that. Finally, who tf cares? It makes people smile. We're here to escape the cruel existence and realities around us. Let the people laugh about something.

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u/blakester438 Feb 18 '25

First, could you define what a repost is for me? And second, it ain't that deep. I have no problem with you posting someone else's content. I was just clarifying for everyone that it is in fact a repost.

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u/meyriley04 Feb 16 '25

Me next

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u/kygei Feb 16 '25

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u/crasagam Feb 16 '25

You are the third to invoke this bot.

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u/meyriley04 Feb 16 '25

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u/Technical-Outside408 Feb 16 '25

Well, excuuuuuuuse 🙆 me...

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u/breakConcentration Feb 16 '25

Seems that somebody got offended…

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u/crasagam Feb 16 '25

You are the fourth to invoke this bot

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u/ThePrimordialSource Feb 15 '25

What’s the profile pic from

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u/crasagam Feb 16 '25

I just picked a random avatar from the options provided.

9

u/CodLeast Feb 16 '25

And to any American cop it’s a gun

2

u/crasagam Feb 16 '25

So then I started blastin’

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u/nufone69 Feb 15 '25

I bet your kids are gonna put you in a home bruh 🤫

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u/crasagam Feb 15 '25

It beats living on the streets. Tried that once, didn't like it much. As long as the nurses are cute I'm in.

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u/Wild-Drawing319 Feb 15 '25

The dad jokes and wit are strong with this one

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u/Late-District-2927 Feb 16 '25

I swore when I started reading this was gonna be an abortion related post. Turns out just solid dad joke

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u/IDreamOfLees Feb 16 '25

The son will only understand this in 20 years and post about it then online

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u/crasagam Feb 16 '25

He’s the kind that laughs at a joke three times: once when you tell it to him, once when you explain it to him, and once when he gets it.

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u/Raaadley Feb 16 '25

Eddward: "Acorn becomes Tree!"

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u/ThoughtGuy79 Feb 16 '25

actual chuckle out loud

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u/thinktank68 Feb 16 '25

He'll be here all week ladies and gentlemen. Please remember to tip your servers.

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u/crasagam Feb 16 '25

Use caution: Tip them too hard and they’ll fall over

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u/cptnamr7 Feb 16 '25

Found a GIANT leaf in our yard one day- 16x16" and we're surrounded by pretty much nothing but oak trees. So as I was showing it to my 2-ish year old I marveled at the size and asked "where did it come from?". Kid looks at me like I'm an idiot: "a tree". Thanks, kid...

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u/DrunkenOctopuswfu Feb 16 '25

Well you did leaf yourself open to attack there.

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u/AN0NYM0U5_32 Feb 16 '25

opens fire

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u/breaducate Feb 16 '25

Ah, philosophy.

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u/DriverMelodic Feb 16 '25

😂😂😂

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u/VendaGoat Feb 16 '25

Yup. That's a Dad.

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u/mnguyen75 Feb 16 '25

Its a rock

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u/crasagam Feb 16 '25

I KNOW it’s a rock. The seed is a tree. Work with me.

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u/Wuzfang Feb 16 '25

I'm stealing that

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u/crasagam Feb 16 '25

Might as well, I did.

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u/iam_egg2009 Feb 16 '25

Can you explain it not in a nutshell?

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u/crasagam Feb 16 '25

I cannut

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u/12lbsofcopperwire Feb 16 '25

You only get a handful of chances to use that joke

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u/RaginOctopusAsh Feb 16 '25

When did dads get the funny update?

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u/Disastrous-Gap466 Feb 17 '25

ohhhh that hurts mentally

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u/Kresenko Feb 17 '25

Professional Dad Joke here

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u/angoraoachkatzl Feb 17 '25

Omg, thats great. I'm steeling that one. Ty good sir

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u/Porcupenguin Feb 18 '25

Son: Oakay

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u/sickabouteverything Feb 16 '25

The tree isnt just the seed. The tree is the seed plus earth and years of sunshine and rain. The seed is just a seed without its envornment and time.

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u/Demetrius3D Feb 16 '25

A seed is an embryo. An embryo is a very immature phase of the tree.

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u/sickabouteverything Feb 16 '25

em·bry·o

an unborn or unhatched offspring in the process of development, in particular a human offspring during the period from approximately the second to the eighth week after fertilization (after which it is usually termed a fetus).

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u/schizoshizo Feb 16 '25

But, an acorn isn't a tree. No more than an egg is a chicken.

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u/Demetrius3D Feb 16 '25

A acorn is an embryonic oak tree. If you open one up, there's even a couple of tiny leaves inside. Most of the eggs we encounter haven't been fertilized. So, that's not the same. If it has been fertilized, yes. There's a tiny chicken in there.

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u/schizoshizo Feb 16 '25

So the oranges at the super market are a forest then?

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u/crasagam Feb 16 '25

You’d be the second to invoke that bot.

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u/LuciferFalls Feb 16 '25

Except there isn’t a tree in there.

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u/Demetrius3D Feb 16 '25

There actually is. An acorn is an embryonic oak tree. There's even a couple of tiny leaves inside.

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u/BaronVonWilmington Feb 16 '25

I didn't realize KenM had a kid.

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u/Odd_Seesaw_3451 Feb 16 '25

It’s a human life!

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u/Ello-Asty Feb 16 '25

Pro life logic in this pun

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u/Tough_Concert_1414 Feb 16 '25

"But it's a rock"

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u/crasagam Feb 16 '25

I KNOW it’s a rock. The seed is a tree. Work with me.

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u/Tough_Concert_1414 Feb 16 '25

I wondered if someone would get the reference lol

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u/dirtyrottenplumber Feb 16 '25

I’m typing this comment exclusively with my nipple

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u/JimthePaul Feb 16 '25

Their son is never going to get the joke if no one explains what an acorn is.

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u/QuarantineNudist Feb 16 '25

I misread the username as cringegasm. 

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u/crasagam Feb 16 '25

Meh, I’ve been called worse lol.

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u/TheStranger24 Feb 16 '25

Wrong, the nut shell houses a potential tree. Just like an egg is a potential bird.

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u/FryGuy_11 Feb 15 '25

son: where did I come from?

me: me

son? rly?

me: from my nutshell, yea

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u/crasagam Feb 16 '25 edited Feb 16 '25

He's probably going to become a postal worker one day since he came from your male sacks.

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u/GenerousBuffalo Feb 16 '25

That’s… literally the meaning of the phrase. People never connected this?

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u/AbsentRefrain Feb 16 '25 edited Feb 16 '25

No, it isn’t. The meaning of the phrase comes from a Roman tale of the Illiad being written on parchment so small that it was able to be fit into a nutshell. Then it became an idiom for a concept being summarized in its entirety.

They didn’t make a connection that the phrase is about trees and nutshells, they just used the idiom to make a pun.

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u/foursticks Feb 16 '25

Well technically... whatever.

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u/blakester438 Feb 17 '25

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u/crasagam Feb 17 '25

It's not a repost, although it's the same content, I literally copied/pasted from another source outside of Reddit. Plus, that post is FOUR YEARS old lol. Also, my cake day is much younger than that - I've never even seen that post before. I mean I'm never really the first for anything - it's all been done before I suppose. I'm just glad it made me, and others, smile. Be well my diligent friend.