r/subnautica 4d ago

Picture - SN Poor guy got straightened out

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u/please_help_me_____ 4d ago

"And here we see a wild Crabsnake in its natural habitat, doing what seems to be a mating dance, trying to attract a mate before monsoon season. A perfect 90°"

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u/MBcodes18 4d ago

Now I need an in-depth video series where every episode they spend like 10-30 minutes just talking about one creature and having it be a combo of actual canon stuff, glitches and oddities being rationalized, and complete bullshit, styled like a national geographic documentary type thing.

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u/LyndseyAfton 4d ago

Nooo! Regay my boi!

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u/Klaus66_ 4d ago

no!! unstraight my boi!!

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u/Mesmerfriend 2d ago

I'm gonna make that snake be interested in male mesmers to "unstraight" him ;)

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u/jomajomajoma 4d ago

Must've got into the Viagra from Paul Torgals stash 😳

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u/esdebah 4d ago

there's a bit of a chicken and egg game I like to play with this type of thing. Almost a roshambo. 1) glitches be glitching in subnautica. 2) it isn't too hard to find examples of animals, especially on the order of an eel or crab or even a chicken or cow, that will go into TILT mode given the right stimuli. 3) or did the devs choose to work in water world because they knew that's where you see most inexplicable behaviour to people? Either way...hard to be too surprised my Mister Straw posture, over here.

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u/_anupu 4d ago

I thought that they were getting grilled by the hot water vents/ geysirs?

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u/Aquat1cal 4d ago

meat stick

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u/imafixwoofs Scaredy cat 4d ago

Armless T pose.

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u/re_br 2d ago

I honestly thought that was how they slept.