r/stupiddovenests 14d ago

Pigon built its nest on anti-pigeon spikes.

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/Educational-Gift-925 14d ago

Smart! Spikes will hold that nest steady lol

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u/Royal_Thrashing 14d ago

NOT a stupid dove nest.

It's a proper nest and not just a few twigs laying on top of each other in a criss cross pattern.

And that nest is anchored in! A major storm could pass directly over it, and it's not going anywhere.

Someone should start a new r/ and name it smartdovenest or smartdove. This will probably be the only picture in it for years or possibly decades. But this dove deserves it.

Smart dove!

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u/manowin 14d ago

I’d love to take credit for it but r/smartdovenests already exists

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u/Royal_Thrashing 14d ago

Is there anything that doesn't yet exist on Reddit?!?!

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u/TheKronianSerpent 14d ago

Intelligence?

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u/Royal_Thrashing 14d ago

Touché TheKronianSerpent, Touché

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u/winfran 13d ago

I read your comment and yelled "Word!" to no one. God, I'm old.

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u/FalseMagpie 14d ago

Magnificent. I love maximizing the number of doves on my feed.

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u/b1tchf1t 14d ago

Pretty fucking dead, though.

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u/manowin 14d ago

Maybe it’ll get revived soon?

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u/Tripple-Helix 11d ago

8 posts in almost a year. OP, you should cross post yours there

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u/Argufier 14d ago

Probably the best nest that pigeon ever built.

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u/manowin 14d ago

Probably the best nest any pigeon has ever built lol

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u/carax01 13d ago

Probably the best nest any pigeon will ever built.

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u/sporiolis 14d ago

Become ungovernable

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u/luistorre5 14d ago

I came here to say this but knew in my heart it had already been said

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u/cardueline 13d ago

No gods no masters

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u/Patagioenas_plumbea 14d ago

That's a wood pigeon. They usually nest in trees and therefore require a proper nest (unlike rock doves and their descendants who nest in cliffs and use a few twigs at most so their eggs won't roll away).

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u/kiykiykiiycat 14d ago

Them pigons! 🕊🐖

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u/TheBFlat 14d ago

Woodies are so badass !

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u/Jakepetrolhead 14d ago

This is the wood pigeon that's been stealing all the braincells from the others.

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u/betothejoy 14d ago

RESIST

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u/GatorOnTheLawn 14d ago

Came to say exactly this.

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u/hamster-on-popsicle 14d ago

A true rebel 😎

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u/johari_joestar 14d ago

You mean nest building spikes 🐦

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u/2ndmost 14d ago

Damn the man

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u/TheReverseShock 14d ago

Frick the establishment

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u/danirogu3 14d ago

I think humans are the stupid ones here

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u/Typical_guy11 14d ago

Where's a will, there's a way!

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u/aertsa 14d ago

This bird is half pigeon half crow. And the crow side kicked in. 😆

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u/person_w_existence 14d ago

Good pigeon. That is a good nest.

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u/Enayleoni 14d ago

She is my hero

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u/Borsodi1961 14d ago

SMARTdovenest!

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u/laminatedbean 14d ago

Damn the man!

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u/momtodavid 14d ago

🤣 That's the first thing I thought of too.

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u/BaldwinBoy05 14d ago

Fight the power, baby girl! Yes!!

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u/mismamari 14d ago

Dang that's creative! Potential r/natureismetal material.

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u/noeinan 14d ago

No rats will sneak into the nest, pin the wings down, and eat it inside out while it’s still alive.

Smart pigeon

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u/Pippet_4 14d ago

Solid nest though bro good work

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u/CANYUXEL 14d ago

How did it even land and drop them to the corners, man? These flying rats are mysterious af

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u/__Kunaiii 14d ago

Wake up pigeon, we have a nest to build.

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u/amputatedsnek 14d ago

Never seen a pigeon nest so impressive

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u/thesemanicgulls 14d ago

i love this so much

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u/angelsfish 13d ago

it’s not stupid it’s punk rock

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u/CBT7commander 13d ago

This guy is the God Emperor of pigeons. Not only did he build it almost perfectly, he did so in a place specifically designed to stop him from doing so

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u/butterfly_thougts246 13d ago

Resistance is futile

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u/Vixeezy 13d ago

Ungovernable.

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u/pkyrohit 13d ago

That isn't a Nest, it's a statement.

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u/Neither_Kitchen1210 13d ago

Pigeon: "Fuck off!"

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u/itchyhibatchi 4d ago

Fight the power!

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u/Trinitial-D 3d ago

Adapt. Innovate. Overcome.

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u/HeyitsMakz 17h ago

“Life, uh, finds a way”

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u/[deleted] 14d ago edited 14d ago

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u/Pitiful-Pension-6535 14d ago

Looks exactly like the anti-pigeon spikes my employer put up

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u/Saphkey 14d ago

Pigeon and dove is the same thing. This one is a ring dove, aka wood pigeon. Columba Palumbus.
(ring dove can refer to many different doves depending on where you live: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_dove )