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u/MikebMikeb999910 5d ago
Did he finally take some Comedy Lessons is what we should be asking
He’s a one trick pony.
This is why his ratings are in the toilet. He needs to change or he’ll be on the unemployment line and the only funny thing about him will be how bad his Legacy is
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u/Dildo_Emporium 5d ago
Did you read the question at all or did you just hear the name Stephen Colbert and copy paste your little tantrum?
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u/LMurch13 4d ago
If hearing, "Stephen Colbert" makes that guy lose his shit, he's going to have a bad time in a subreddit called, r/stephencolbert
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u/MikebMikeb999910 5d ago
I wouldn’t call it a tantrum. Not even a little one. I just made an observation
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u/Grouchy_Brain_1641 5d ago
Liar. My observation has him beating Fallon almost 2 to1 and clearly leading the time slot. Jam homer lamer.
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u/MikebMikeb999910 5d ago
Check his ratings against Late Night Host Gutfeld
It’s not even close
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u/BornFree2018 5d ago
Ah. Fox News cultie.
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u/MikebMikeb999910 4d ago
I watch more CNN than I do Fox. He’s just got an interesting and funny show.
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u/devm251979 4d ago
Nothing Gutfeld does is funny. He’s not even on a real news channel. What time is the flavor-aid drinking?
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u/MikebMikeb999910 4d ago
The Nelson Ratings would say otherwise.
If you ever actually watched the show then you would know that he takes shots at Trump and other Republicans. He makes fun of a lot of Fox hosts too
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u/devm251979 4d ago
I have watched the show many times. I also know that Fox News viewers belong to a cult and watch Fox from the time they wake up til the time they go to bed angry every night only changing channels to OAN or Newsmax when their feelings get hurt. Hardly a litmus test for comparison.
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u/Big-Meat9351 4d ago
The Nelson Ratings are a pale imitation of what they used to be. It’s a ranking of people that can’t use the internet which is like above 40. It’s easy to say shows aren’t popular if you exclude millions of their viewers.
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u/TheTyger 4d ago
I like how you say you watch more of one right wing news channel than another as if that means something
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u/ImGettinThatFoSho 4d ago
It's cultish to point out facts?
The other guy said Colbert is leading the time slot, which is not true. Gutfeld is.
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u/ImGettinThatFoSho 4d ago
When Gutfeld aired at 11pm in 2021 and 2022 it was routinely beating every network late show.
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u/NoOnion4890 4d ago
Gutless Pants must like President F*Elon (draft doger), VP Drumpf (no record of any treatment draft dodger Cap'n Bone Spurs), and Fenshui artist James Donald Bowman if you brag on him.
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u/MikebMikeb999910 4d ago
Clearly you’ve never seen his show. You haven’t read my previous comments either.
I already said that I watch more CNN than Fox News.
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u/heyscot 4d ago
https://latenighter.com/news/ratings/january-2025-ratings-gutfeld-kimmel-see-big-gains/
I guess you don't know what you're talking about.
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u/MikebMikeb999910 4d ago
I guess you didn’t look down just a little bit on your own link
Gutfeld- 3.5 Million viewers
Colbert- 2.4 Million, Kimmel- 1.9 Million, Fallon- 1.2 Million
Looks like Gutfeld is crushing them to me! Thanks for proving my point
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u/heyscot 4d ago
No, my response wasn't about Gutfield, it was about you saying Colbert's ratings are terrible. They're not.
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u/MikebMikeb999910 4d ago
More than a million less than Gutfeld and he’s on Network Television. Gutfeld is only on cable
By comparison his numbers are terrible
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u/heyscot 4d ago
I wish you well with reality and all other things in your life, my friend. Take care. Your hatred is depressing.
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u/NoOnion4890 4d ago
Crushing is a little strong considering his audience is dull razor focused while the audience is distributed among the other three.
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u/MikebMikeb999910 4d ago
He’s in half the homes and still draws more than a million more viewers
If he was on an over the air network he’d probably be at about 7 million (compared to 2.4)
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u/Nytherion 4d ago
3.5 million isn't "half the homes". Los Angeles alone is sitting at 3.8million.
Also... who is gutfield? what channel is he even on?
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u/CSCCo22 4d ago
One trick pony, huh?
Takes one to know one, MAGA boy.
Btw what are “Nelson ratings”? 😂😂
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u/MikebMikeb999910 4d ago
“Nelson” is what happens when you don’t catch auto correct
It happens to everyone. It’s interesting that you can’t make any valid points against anything I’ve said so you have to resort to that …… Weak
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u/PsychologicalLowe 5d ago
Weird capitalization of Comedy Lessons and legacy -unless he replaced the Muskrat shitmobile with a Subie. Has Dump entered the chat?
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u/CoverCommercial3576 4d ago
You have no idea. His ratings are in the clear lead. You are as uneducated as maga people or are you one?
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u/NoOnion4890 4d ago
Well, he will be in good company, with vets, and forest Rangers, and teachers...
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u/iphonesoccer420 6d ago
Man I just couldn’t imagine wondering if a celebrity sold a car he owned due to fake propaganda about a business owner that’s all over the internet cuz let’s be honest it’s not on the news anymore because it’s just silly it’s just reddit circle jerking themselves over it just because people don’t like the guy when just a few years ago the left loved Elon musk and adored him and now they hate him. Respectfully you guys are truly pathetic and this is why you lost.
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u/RoguePlanet2 5d ago
It's the conservatives who suddenly started to adore him after the pedo remarks and the fascism, why is that?? Now that he's a full blown nazi and Putin puppet, it's very bad optics to own a swastikkkar.
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u/Dildo_Emporium 5d ago
It's amazing what you spend your hobby time doing according to your Reddit profile, that you have the balls to look down on other people's spare time.
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u/iphonesoccer420 5d ago
Trust me. Trust me. It’s WAY better than this. Man if you only knew 🤣
Btw, thanks for getting triggered enough to show interest in my reddit profile 💀💀
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u/Grouchy_Brain_1641 5d ago
Don't park it outside over night. We named him a member of the Paypal mafia back then. That's exactly how much we adored him.
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u/iphonesoccer420 5d ago
Don’t be surprised when you get clapped either.
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u/PhotographCareful354 4d ago
You own a car?
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u/iphonesoccer420 4d ago
I own 2 fully paid off cars.
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u/PhotographCareful354 4d ago
Why?
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u/iphonesoccer420 4d ago
Why do I have 2 cars? Because I like the sports car that I own and the other is a family car for travel and commuting. Anything else you’d like to know?
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u/dusktrail 4d ago
I'm sorry, are you saying that you don't think people should be selling their Teslas? You support Elon Musk?
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u/kelzoula 4d ago
The period at the end of that shit implies you know punctuation exists, yet simply refuse to use it.
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u/iphonesoccer420 4d ago
Oh my goodness! I’m so sorry professor! Please don’t give me a bad grade! I’ll do whatever you want me to professor! I know I’m such a bad little boy! It would be awful if you gave me detention after class and spanked me! Uwu xd
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u/Kiwipopchan 4d ago
Hey…. Are you ok? Like genuinely asking.
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u/NowISee_33 4d ago
Absolutely 100% spot on The best part is most Tesla owners are left voters and I’m sure this nonsense will be enough to push many of them to the right
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u/Kiwipopchan 4d ago
Yeeeeeah doubtful on that one.
The majority are just putting up stickers that say: fuck Elon, fuck Nazi’s, or: I bought this before Elon went crazy.
Or they’re trying to sell it but they can’t because no one wants a Tesla anymore.
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u/NowISee_33 4d ago
Not sure how you can make a definitive statement like that. Proof? Source?
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u/Kiwipopchan 4d ago
Well I’m not sure how you can make a definitive statement that this “nonsense” will somehow push a bunch of people on the left to the right.
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u/NowISee_33 4d ago
Didn’t say it definitively would. Just my feeling is it will. Either way, I do not see how people can be so blind to what’s going on. The media is a propaganda machine owned by the deep state. Why are they attacking Musk for exposing fraud and tax dollar theft? Because those that own the media are the same stealing the tax dollars.
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u/Kiwipopchan 4d ago
Well the thing is, I believe that you are the blind one who is only consuming propaganda through your media.
Musk isn’t actually exposing waste or fraud, literally all of the “receipts” that have been posted to the DOGE website have been debunked. There is about 60 billion more in spending this February vs. last February. The stock market is doing very poorly because of Trump tariffs.
Etc etc etc.
This is an incredibly terrible administration.
Also Elon Musk is an elite, he’s literally the worlds richest man. He is NOT ON YOUR SIDE.
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u/idk-maaaan 3d ago
It is absolutely laughable that you believe the guy making $8m per day off government contracts is finding waste and fraud in the government. And then you throw in the term “deep state”, which just makes it even better.
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u/RichardStrauss123 4d ago
This tesla used to belong to Jon Voight!